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/ ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm... delicious 100GET... I must eat...
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( ・∀・)100get for the guy who weighs more than 100kg, I suppose...
( ) I'm not bitter!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < You're a step closer to finding out my true weight!
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < A step..I wish I could do that.
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I once fell over aND**** crushed a school bus filled with Boy Scouts.
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < I wish my SJIS body was aligned properly.
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I accidentally sat on a cow..
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( ・∀・) And figured since it was already dead, you might as well eat it too?
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Mama told me to never waste!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < What's that about my waist? I'll have you know I'm just big-boned!
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( ・∀・) 'big boned'... is that what they're calling it now?
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I hate you and want you to die.
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( ・∀・) So you can eat me too?
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,,..,,,,
./ ,' 3 `ヽーっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ =3 プッ
`'ー---‐'''''"
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Man, I sure could go for an Aramaki Scaltinof right about now
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Waiter, I'll have 2x Aramaki Scaltinof. Oh, and without salt!
( ) Aramaki Salted-off, get it?! Hahah snort
\ /
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( ・∀・) We're out.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Crap.. then give me the Yoshinoya Special!
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( ・∀・) I think you need to head down to Subway.
( ) Don't get any chips or cookies, either.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Subway sells things other than chips and cookies?!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Oh that's right! They have fountain drinks!
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( ・∀・) This Subway only has Diet Coke and water.
( ) Sorry.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I go to Subway and order a foot-long meatball sub with cheese and jalapenos.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < When I am hungry, I am mean to people weaker than me.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Which is most of the time.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Did I ever tell you about the last
( ) time I was ever on a train?
\ /
(__ _) Since I was as wide as the hallway, I
accidently flipped the emergency stop lever
between fat rolls 33 and 34.
>>126
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Disregard that, it's just my body collapsing under its own weight
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < If I fell off the CN Tower, I'd create an impact like a meteor!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.
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( ・∀・) At the current rate, the only thing you'll be jumping
( ) into is the back on an ambulance! Or off that bridge!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < You forgot c. into the fridge d. into a coffin! sob sob
( ) I'm so hunnnnnnngry!!!
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∧__∧ (・∀・) ・・・Hey Grandpa, are these guys becoming the new 4-ch DQN meme?!
( ´ω`)/ ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
\/___/ ヽ⊃
∧_∧
∧__∧ (・∀・)
( ´ω`)/ ⌒i Not if I can help it, sonny.
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
\/___/ ヽ⊃
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < That computer looks delish.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Computer chips, potato chips... it's all the same to me!
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( ´ω`)You ate my hard drives stacked full of loli!
( ´ω`) I WILL AVENGE YOU, SAKURA-CHAN!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Me? Eat a hard drive?
( ) What do you think I am?
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Oh no, they've found me out.
( ) The pusher robots control my brain...
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < My good cholestrol count is great!
( )
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Bad cholestrol isn't THAT bad...
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I prefer liquidized fat over water!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Lard kool-aid!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I can drink 4 cases of beer!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Sumo judges said I can't join.
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < Said I was too thin.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < So now I'm gonna get the King of All Cosmos to help me train!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ train!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ I need to attain the perfect jelly rolls!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ Solar Jelly Rolls!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ Rocket to the moon! I heard it's made of fatty cheese.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ I've gotten so huge,
/ \ my body is distorted!
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/ ゚Д゚ \ I don't even fit on
/ \ the front page anymore!
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・・・He ate everything.
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ____
. ∧_∧ ∧_∧ / This is all
( ´・ω・) (´・ω・
) < we have
( つ O O旦と ) | left now..
と_)_) |Щ__ (__(__つ \____
・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
. ∧_∧
( ´・ω・)
( つ O O旦と )
と_)_) |Щ__ (__(__つ
・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄
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( ´・ω・)
・・・
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( ´・ω・)
・・・
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/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \
/ \ My wish is to emulate Guu-sama.
/ \
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/ \ My ears were tasty.
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( ゚∀゚ )
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\ /My fat gave me
\ /so much gravitational
\ /force, food goes directly
\ /into my mouth. An asteriod
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IS FINE TOO
( ´ω`)If you get any fatter, you'll break the coding for the DQN board and crush this place into dust.
( ´ω`)If that happens, the garden is done for. I can't let you get any fatter.
_____________________________________________________
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( ゚∀゚ )_
( )_
( )__
( )
( ( ´ω`)
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( )Its too late old man!
( )Soon I will attain
( )my final form and you
( )will be assimilated
( )permanently!
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゚∀゚
Post way too long.
゚∀゚
I've become one with the thread!
But...I'm still hungry.
・ . ・
三 三
 ̄ ̄
(・) (・)
○
三 | 三
__|__
===
∴∵∵∵∵∴
∴∵(・)∴∴(・)∵
∵∵ / ○\∵∵
∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵
∵∵∵| __|__ |∵∵ tanasinn
∵∵∵| === .|∵∵
.∴∵ \__/∴∵
゚∀゚
...I'm scared!
三 ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
BU-N!
三 ⊂二二二( ゚∀゚
)二⊃
BU-N!
゚Д゚
Feed me.
。A。
Woah! I'm being rolled!
I'm a giant katamari!
someone make a tshirt of >>172
>>174 Yeah tell that guy who made the previous ones. I got one and now they already are faded and ripped apart.
How'd you manage that? Mine's still in perfect condition.
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚; \ < I got so fat that food could physically not be put in my mouth for a few weeks.
( ) So here I am. I'm a bit hungry at the moment..
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < I just hope I don't get tanasinn'd
( ) before I get a decent meal...
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < Oh shi
( ∵∴∵∴ )
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(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚; \ < I wonder what happens if I eat tanasinn...
( ∵∴∵∴ )
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∴_∴
∴∵ ゚∀゚∴ < Tastes like chicken!
(∴∵∴∵∴)
∵∴∵∴∵
(∵.)∵)
∧___∧
( ´∀`)< You're growing nice and beefy, just like your old father!
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∧_∧_∧_∧
( ´∀`)
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < what
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& j
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∧___∧
( ´∀`)< That's my son!
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(_____)____)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I'm FAT
/ \ Ha ba de ha ba daa
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < nacho nacho maaan
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < To eat, or NOT to eat
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and EAT in the air.
/ \
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& j
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < fatcat is faaaaaat
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < ...
( )
\ /
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∧_∧ ♪ Nobody will ever let you know..
/ -Д- \ < When you ask the reason why..
( ) They just tell you that you're on your own
\ / ♪ And fill your head all full of lies~
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ ♪ < I'm too sexy for my shirt.
/ \
/ \ ♪
f ;
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& j
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I guess...at least 300 pounds.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I ate >>195. Anyway, I think I need to use the bathroom.
/ \
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& j
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人
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/ ゚∀゚ \ ♪ < Yummy.
/ \
/ \
/ \ ♪
f ;
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < The person who gets owned in the
/ \ < Insult thread will be forced
/ \ < To wipe my fat ass.
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I finally grew big enough to 200GET!
/ \
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