(     ゜∀゜    ) We're fat~! (307)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:18 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm... delicious 100GET... I must eat...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 00:54 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・)100get for the guy who weighs more than 100kg, I suppose...
  (    ) I'm not bitter!
  | | |
  (__)_)

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 03:22 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You're a step closer to finding out my true weight!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < A step..I wish I could do that.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

104 This post sucks.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 04:01 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I once fell over aND**** crushed a school bus filled with Boy Scouts.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 04:19 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚  \ < I wish my SJIS body was aligned properly.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:08 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚A゚ \ < I accidentally sat on a cow..
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:15 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) And figured since it was already dead, you might as well eat it too?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 05:21 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Mama told me to never waste!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 09:56 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < What's that about my waist? I'll have you know I'm just big-boned!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 18:12 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) 'big boned'... is that what they're calling it now?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 20:15 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I hate you and want you to die.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 20:38 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) So you can eat me too?
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:36 [no]

         ,,..,,,,
        ./ ,' 3  `ヽーっ 
        l   ⊃ ⌒_つ =3 プッ
         `'ー---‐'''''"

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Man, I sure could go for an Aramaki Scaltinof right about now
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 21:37 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Waiter, I'll have 2x Aramaki Scaltinof. Oh, and without salt!
   (       )  Aramaki Salted-off, get it?! Hahah snort
   \     /
    (__)_)

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 13:08 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) We're out.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 14:05 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Crap.. then give me the Yoshinoya Special!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 16:52 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) I think you need to head down to Subway.
  (    ) Don't get any chips or cookies, either.
  | | |
  (__)_)

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:43 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Subway sells things other than chips and cookies?!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 19:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Oh that's right! They have fountain drinks!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:52 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) This Subway only has Diet Coke and water.
  (    ) Sorry.
  | | |
  (__)_)

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:04 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I go to Subway and order a foot-long meatball sub with cheese and jalapenos.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:39 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < When I am hungry, I am mean to people weaker than me.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 00:14 [no]

     ∧_∧
   / ゚∀゚ \ < Which is most of the time.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:00 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Did I ever tell you about the last
  (     ) time I was ever on a train?
   \    /
   (__ _) Since I was as wide as the hallway, I

                 accidently flipped the emergency stop lever
between fat rolls 33 and 34.

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:39 [no]

>>126
     ∧_∧
   / ゚∀゚ \ < Disregard that, it's just my body collapsing under its own weight
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:55 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < If I fell off the CN Tower, I'd create an impact like a meteor!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 02:09 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:35 [no]

   ∧_∧  
  ( ・∀・) At the current rate, the only thing you'll be jumping
  (    ) into is the back on an ambulance! Or off that bridge!
  | | |
  (__)_)

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:36 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < You forgot c. into the fridge d. into a coffin! sob sob
   (       ) I'm so hunnnnnnngry!!!
   \     /
    (__)_)

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:37 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・) ・・・Hey Grandpa, are these guys becoming the new 4-ch DQN meme?!
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 14:49 [no]

       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (・∀・)
  ( ´ω`)/  ⌒i Not if I can help it, sonny.
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:46 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < That computer looks delish.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 20:59 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Computer chips, potato chips... it's all the same to me!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 22:37 [no]

( ´ω`)You ate my hard drives stacked full of loli!

( ´ω`) I WILL AVENGE YOU, SAKURA-CHAN!!

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 15:23 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Me? Eat a hard drive?
   (       ) What do you think I am?
   \     /
    (__)_)

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 03:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Oh no, they've found me out.
   (       ) The pusher robots control my brain...
   \     /
    (__)_)

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 05:31 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < My good cholestrol count is great!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4525 10:04 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Bad cholestrol isn't THAT bad...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 15:54 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I prefer liquidized fat over water!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:25 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Lard kool-aid!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:40 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < I can drink 4 cases of beer!!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:40 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < Sumo judges said I can't join.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 20:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚Д゚ \ < Said I was too thin.
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 04:43 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < So now I'm gonna get the King of All Cosmos to help me train!
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:48 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ train!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:55 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ I need to attain the perfect jelly rolls!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:56 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ Solar Jelly Rolls!
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:16 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ Rocket to the moon! I heard it's made of fatty cheese.
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:21 [no]

         ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \ I've gotten so huge,
    /             \ my body is distorted!
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:23 [no]

         ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚Д゚    \ I don't even fit on
    /             \ the front page anymore!
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:30 [no]

・・・He ate everything.
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ____
. ∧_∧        ∧_∧  / This is all
( ´・ω・)       (´・ω・ ) < we have
( つ  O       O旦と ) | left now..
と_)_) |Щ__   (__(__つ  \____

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 14:36 [no]

・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 
. ∧_∧        
( ´・ω・)       
( つ  O       O旦と )
と_)_) |Щ__   (__(__つ 

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:59 [no]

・・・
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄
. ∧_∧ 
( ´・ω・)

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:40 [no]

・・・

. ∧_∧ 
( ´・ω・)

157 Name: not tanassin 1993-09-4528 17:57 [no]

・・・

. ∧_∧

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 18:55 [no]

  ∧_∧
        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \
    /             \ My wish is to emulate Guu-sama.
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:13 [no]

        /    \
      /        \  
     /     ゚∀゚    \
    /             \ My ears were tasty.
  /                 \
 /                    \
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /
          (__)_)

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 00:53 [no]

__________________________________________________
(                        )
(          ゚∀゚            )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /My fat gave me
     \            /so much gravitational
       \        /force, food goes directly
         \     /into my mouth. An asteriod

               (__)_)is tasty

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 02:42 [no]

IS FINE TOO

162 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 03:43 [no]

( ´ω`)If you get any fatter, you'll break the coding for the DQN board and crush this place into dust.

( ´ω`)If that happens, the garden is done for. I can't let you get any fatter.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 04:25 [no]

_____________________________________________________
(                        )
(          ゚∀゚            )_
(                         )_
(                         )__
(                         )
(                        ( ´ω`)
(                         )
(                        )
(                        )Its too late old man!
(                        )Soon I will attain
(                        )my final form and you
(                        )will be assimilated
(                        )permanently!
(                        )
(                        )
 \                    /
   \                /
     \            /
       \        /
         \     /

           (__)_)

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 04:35 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Post way too long.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 12:42 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
        I've become one with the thread!
         But...I'm still hungry.
 
 
 
 
 

166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:20 [no]

                ・  . ・
             三    三
                ̄ ̄

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:20 [no]

              (・)   (・)
                  ○
                三 | 三
                __|__
                ===

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:21 [no]

            ∴∵∵∵∵∴
           ∴∵(・)∴∴(・)∵
           ∵∵ / ○\∵∵
          ∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵
           ∵∵∵| __|__ |∵∵ tanasinn
          ∵∵∵|  === .|∵∵
           .∴∵ \__/∴∵

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:21 [no]

 
 
 
                  ゚∀゚
               ...I'm scared!

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:30 [no]

             三   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
                       BU-N!

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:31 [no]

 
 
  
 
 

             三   ⊂二二二( ゚∀゚
)二⊃
                       BU-N!

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 16:20 [no]

 
 
 
 
 
 

                  ゚Д゚
 
 
 
 
 
                              Feed me.

173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:34 [no]

 
 
 
 
                  。A。

         Woah! I'm being rolled!

                    I'm a giant katamari!

 
 
 

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:49 [no]

someone make a tshirt of >>172

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 22:03 [no]

>>174 Yeah tell that guy who made the previous ones. I got one and now they already are faded and ripped apart.

176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 22:44 [no]

>>175

How'd you manage that? Mine's still in perfect condition.

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 03:42 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I got so fat that food could physically not be put in my mouth for a few weeks.
   (       ) So here I am. I'm a bit hungry at the moment..
   \     /
    (__)_)

178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 04:53 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I just hope I don't get tanasinn'd
   (       ) before I get a decent meal...
   \     /
    (__)_)

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:20 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < Oh shi
   ( ∵∴∵∴  )
   \  ∵∴ /
    (__)_)

180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:38 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚; \ < I wonder what happens if I eat tanasinn...
   ( ∵∴∵∴ )
   \  ∵∴ /
    (__)_)

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 06:49 [no]

     ∴_∴
   ∴∵ ゚∀゚∴ < Tastes like chicken!
   (∴∵∴∵∴)
   ∵∴∵∴∵
    (∵.)∵)

182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 07:16 [no]

 ∧___∧
(      ´∀`)< You're growing nice and beefy, just like your old father!
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 10:12 [no]

 ∧_∧_∧_∧
(      ´∀`)
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 17:37 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < what
   /       \ 
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 17:54 [no]

 ∧___∧
(      ´∀`)< That's my son!
(         )
|   |   |
(_____)____)

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 23:12 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I'm FAT
   /       \   Ha ba de ha ba daa
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 08:35 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < nacho nacho maaan
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 16:04 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < To eat, or NOT to eat
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 20:01 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I want to enjoy life and EAT in the air.
   /       \   
  /           \
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 23:17 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < fatcat is faaaaaat
   /       \   
  /           \
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  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 23:32 [no]

     ∧_∧
   /  ゚∀゚ \ < ...
   (       )
   \     /
    (__)_)

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 05:43 [no]

     ∧_∧ ♪   Nobody will ever let you know..
   /  -Д- \ < When you ask the reason why..
   (       ) They just tell you that you're on your own
   \     / ♪   And fill your head all full of lies~
    (__)_)

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4540 15:02 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \ ♪  < I'm too sexy for my shirt.
   /       \   
  /           \   ♪
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

194 Name: Mich The Weird 1993-09-4540 17:00 [no]

I guess...at least 300 pounds.

195 This post sucks.

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 03:04 [no]

      ∧_∧
    /  ゚∀゚ \   < I ate >>195. Anyway, I think I need to use the bathroom.
   /       \   
  /           \   
 f            ;
 |                |
 &            j
  \              /
   \        /
    \     /
     (__)_)

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 03:19 [no]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4541 04:10 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \ ♪  < Yummy.
     /        \   
   /           \   
  /               \   ♪
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4542 01:12 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \   < The person who gets owned in the
     /        \   < Insult thread will be forced
   /           \   < To wipe my fat ass.
  /               \   
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 15:51 [no]

       ∧_∧
      /  ゚∀゚ \   < I finally grew big enough to 200GET!
     /        \   
   /           \   
  /               \   
 f                ;
 |                    |
 &                j
  \                  /
   \            /
    \         /
      \     /
       (__)_)

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