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encrypted ´ω` blowfish makes a bad post
"Deleted by moderator for breaking forum rules."
"User was banned for this post."
"Marked for deletion"
"Another fine post from the 4chan crowd."
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DENIED (・Д・)
TOO VIP FOR ME
I vote for >>8
Deleted by MODD!5JrU4QOlH6
>>14
signed
"Stealth post"
I like >>10
One of >>2,6,8-10,16 at random.
Protected from the terrible secret of space.
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ post BU-N'd
>>20
Or even better:
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ post aBU-N'd
lol aborn pun.
"I'm leaving. You idiots aren't worth my time."
">># turned the gun on himself"
">># turned the gun on himself"
"WHOOPS1 CAN'T SHOW THAT IN A CHRISTIAN DQN"
"Too Hot for TV!"
">># hates himself and wants to die, BECAUSE ITS WINTER"
>>28
Too sexist. What if the deleted post was written by a girl?
yeah, we'd need to make it a variable and have a list of prefixes to go in it
so we could have random:
himself
herself
hirself
shimself
itself
and then we'd need to replace WINTER with whatever season it is currently, except there are different seasons depending on where you are in the world, so there'd be:
winter
summer
fall
spring
cherry
also die is a good thing to some people and they might think we mean dice besides, so we replace it with:
smoke
eat a lot
well, you understand.
what
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>>30
Good luck telling folks in Australia that there's a season called "fall."
Hint: Those without deciduous forests call it "autumn."
>>33
sorry, we use white-people seasons only
>>33
idiot, we call it either fall or autumn, we have two names for our seasons, we are better then you wimpy Ausies with your one name for fall
>>39 Wait. That's way too long for a post deleted message.
Here's a new one:
"Another pointless opinion on what to call season."
"Nothing of value was lost."
"Poster was DQN"
"User was DQN for this post"
"MODD killed this post"
"Nidar ate this post"
Poster was eaten by a grue.