“Wapanese” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan. The term “wapanese” can be accurately though of as an analog to wigger. A whitey can be classified as a “Wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:
1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children
2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)
3. Is a Virgin
4. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang
5. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.
Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.
So true
I'M GOING TO AGE THIS EVERYDAY
What does age mean?
This is now the bold thread! Post in bold ITT!
So, what kind of anime do you guys like?
>>14
Anime is not for children, daily bump, sports are fun to watch and to participate in (true story)
I've played sports with my cousin before
I've participated in hotdog eating contest before. Is that sports?
AGE
sage
Everyone on 4chan is wapanese.
shit thread
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>>19 does not know how to age.
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>>28
That works now, so the AA has to point!
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>>21
everyone on any english chan is wapanese, don't kid yourself
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American culture is inferior to almost all cultures
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>>46
urbandictionary
i cant belive u guys dont liek japan i thik janpa is so awesome and cool i want lean japnaese and move to japan and then i get a sexy maid gilfriend who call me master haha just lik in megatkyo and then ill be like wtf u stayd in us for u noobz!!!!!
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secret sage
WAPANESE FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME JAPANESE CARS HAVE SUCKED ASS. SUCH IS THE CASE WITH ALL NISSAN MAXIMAS BEARING THE MODEL YEARS 1985, 1986, 1987, AND 1988. THAT IS ALSO PROBABLY BECAUSE WAPANESE ONLY KNOW THE 1980s FOR HOKUTO NO KEN, AKIRA, ICZER-ONE, PROJECT A-KO, PLUS ABOUT 2 DOZEN PERSONAL COMPUTER SYSTEMS OF VARYING SUCESS. THAT, AND THE VERY SUCESSFUL HOME CONSOLE FAMICOM AND ATTACHMENTS SUCH AS THE FAMICOM DISK SYSTEM. THE OTHER THINGS WAPS THINK ABOUT ARE THE FIRST GENERATION OF H-GAMES THAT HAD SOME KIND OF GRAPHICS TO AUGMENT TEXT. DURING THE 1980S, IT WAS ALSO BELIEVED THAT JAPAN'S ECONOMY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN AMERICA'S BY THE 1990S, HOWEVER, NEWS OF THE REAL ESTATE BUST OF THAT ERA STILL HAS NOT PENETRATED THE 100mm THICK OTAKU SKULL. MEANWHILE, THE BALDING HEADS OF OLDER WOTAKU ARE BEING SUNBURNED BADLY, DUE TO THE CFC-12 REFRIGERANT THAT SPEWED OUT OF COMPRESSORS THAT ARE BUILT BY HITACHI, AND FROM THE DAMAGED CONDENSERS THAT WERE SCREWED UP BY THE GUTS OF FAILED HITACHI COMPRESSORS. THE CONVERSION TO HFC-134a REFRIGERANTS ARRIVED TOO LATE FOR THE OLD WAPANESE. HOWEVER, WAPANESE WHO FINALLY SCRAPE TOGETHER THE $1000 TO FLY TO TOKYO, JAPAN CAN ONLY SUBSIST BY BEING HUMILIATED AND TORTURED BY APPEARING ON JAPAN'S INFAMOUSLY CRUEL GAME SHOWS, SHOWS SO CRUEL, THE RAPE OF NANKING IS FORGOTTEN. THAT IS BECAUSE THE PRICE OF THINGS IN JAPAN IS ASS-RAPINGLY HIGH, DUE TO THE STRICT PROTECTIONIST SYSTEM THAT MAKES AMERICA'S PROTECTIONISM LOOK PUNY. THAT WAP NEVER GETS TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF PURCHASING A LIFE SIZED REPLICA OF THEIR FAVORITE CATGIRL. ALSO THEY ONLY HAVE ONE WAY OF GETTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A JAPANESE GIRL. THAT IS TO APPEAR IN NASTY FETISH VIDEOS THAT INCLUDE SCATOLOGY, BLEEDING ORIFICES, WHIPPING, FEMALE ON MALE ASSRAPE, BALL-CRUSHING, AND VOMIT FUNNELED DOWN THE THROAT. EVEN THEN, THE SEX IS NOT ASSURED, AS MANY OF THEM ARE CREATED PURELY TO TEASE THE UNFORTUNATE WAP. OH WELL, AT LEAST VOMIT IS CONSIDERED AN INDIRECT KISS. MEANWHILE, THE GIRLS OF THE VIDEO, AND THE FAGGOTY YAOI BISHI PHOTOGRAPHER ARE WELL PAID. THE WAP CAN ALSO LOOK FORWARD TO SITTING ON TOP OF HIS OWN SHIT, AS HIS LEG MUSCLES ARE WEAK, AND MOST TOILETS REQUIRE LEG MUSCLE TO STAY ABOVE ONE'S OWN HAZARDOUS WASTE
bumped to augment the arguements in the new weaboo thread.