USA MORONS FPS GAMES NEED TO DIE WTF MORONS (42)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 07:03

FPS AM KILLING THE GAMING MAGIC

STOP BUYING THIS SHIT FUCK GENRE MORON

X360 ALL GAMES AM FPS

SAME SHIT FUCK GENERIC

BORING GAMEPLAY

NO STORY

NO CHARISM
NO MAGIC

NO REAL ART

I BLAME XBOX FOR THIS ALL GAMES AM LIKE FPS WTF

FPS NEED TO DIE OR TAKE A REST

WTF X360 20 FPS IN ONE YEAR

WHY YOU LIKE THIS SHIT GENRE?

I LIKED WHEN I WAS YOUNG

DOOM 2 AT MODEM WAS AWESOME

ULTIMATE MAP WOW

HALO I PLAYED

AM A GOOD GAME BUT REPETITIVE TOTAL

ALL FPS AM LIKE THIS

2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 07:15

2GET

3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 09:51

In before lock! *dance*

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 10:30

What lock? This is DQN.

5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 10:43

>>1 dude thats awesome youre awesome

6 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4631 14:55

I'm locking this thread. :lock:
>>1 is banned for trolling

7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4631 17:08

Holy fucking crap! Posting in a locked thread!

8 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4632 03:02

>>7 is banned for posting in a locked thread

9 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4632 07:13

>>8 is banned for banning someone posting in a locked thread

10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 08:19

The OP has a point. Fuck those shitty FPS & games like WOW. They SUCK!

11 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4632 12:18

>>10 is banned for posting in a locked thread

12 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4632 12:23

>>11 is banned for posting in a locked thread

13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 12:38

TLHORCEKAEDD

14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 14:31

no its not

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:37

I'm telling you it totally is.

16 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 16:53

Hello I am bitter Japanese RPG-player.

17 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4632 23:25

This thread is so totally locked, guys. Stop posting in it!

18 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 00:45

THREADLOCKHED

19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 02:04

HDAERCLKOETD

20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 02:20

HDAILCLKI BCUHRETNOENY

21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 05:40

DIE USA MORONS WTF

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 17:13

>>19

wins

23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4633 17:35

God Bless this thread.

24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 02:05

He is right though, the xbox 360 has a sickening amount of FPS games, even ShadowRun is an FPS game and it's based upon some kind of RPG-ey game I think..

25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 09:30

Wii FTW!!!

26 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 10:37

Yesterday afternoon I purchased a copy of PoPoLoCrois for the PSP. I'm running the PSP on version 1.5 firmware in order to have access to the vast majority of great homebrew programs out there.

Now, while PoPoLoCrois normally requires a version 2.0+ upgrade in order to play, this can be easily bypassed with the use of the Genesis UMD Launcher, which is a masterfully created program that allows most games requiring firmware upgrades to be played on a version 1.5 PSP.

Now, having said all of this, you might wonder what this has to do with the discussion at hand.

To this I reply: WHAT discussion at hand?

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 10:44

>>26
STAY ON TOPIC BITCH!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY PSP!!!

FPSs are all the same, you buy one and you're set for life, the only thing that ever improves is the look, and while improving the look the gameplay often goes down. It's also farf too easy to make a generic FPS and that's why there are 20 million WWII FPSs with only 2 good ones. It's far too easy to take a graphics engine, throw a minimal story in there and have the player just running through, shooting everything that moves.

28 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 11:46

In conclusion, FPS' rule.

29 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 12:20

Anyways, >>27, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>27, should just stick with today's special.

30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 18:30

>>27 More people need to use the word 'farf' in conversation.

31 Name: Captain Octagon : 1993-09-4636 19:01

>>27

RPGs are all the same, you buy one and you're set for life, the only thing that ever improves is the look, and while improving the look the gameplay often goes down. It's also farf too easy to make a generic RPG and that's why there are 20 million RPGs with only 2 good ones. It's far too easy to take a graphics engine, throw a minimal story in there and have the player just running through, inputting attack commands at everything that moves.

32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:05

>>31

Hey, you just replaced FPS with RPG! I'm not falling for your tricks this time emily.

33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4636 19:29

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34 Name: My Sentences!3pI2s8EqCA : 1993-09-4636 20:21

>>27, you're totally right. I'd better stay completely on-topic.

George W. Bush doesn't care about black people.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 20:21

George bush doesn't care about you either!

Anyway, I blame the USA for electing BUSH. And as far as I can see, the next president is another obvious moron.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4679 23:37

Not if it's Mark Warner. He's actually pretty sane.

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 03:39

>DOOM 2 AT MODEM WAS AWESOME

hey, dickhead, id holds a monopoly on creativty. those fatcats in texas use pacts with satan to push their engine to new and heights and to push independent people trying creative things out of the picture. and it all started with doom. so if you hate today's game industry then you hate the devil and id software not the people only trying their darndest to compete.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 08:58

oh come on, we all played wolfenstien on out 486 machines and were going crazy about it.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 10:38

and people were going crazy about ultima underworld but that didn't revolutionize anything. doom had a strange and instant draw because of its black magic.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4680 18:34

The real reason I think FPS games do so good is kids all over want to make up for a lack of self esteem by yelling "Dude I pwned you" so they can feel better about how pathetic they really are.

41 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4680 20:30

>>37-40 are assigned banned status for bumping a locked thread

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4681 00:43

>>41 is assigned party-pooper status for locking a bumped thread

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