( LΦ`) hello yet again, kids!
( LΦ`) 1000GE- eh, wha?
( LΦ`) This isn't right...
(EΝ==ΝE) ???
(EΝE) What just happened, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) I think that someone hit the History Erasure Button.
(EΝE) There wasn't even a 1000GET!
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( LΦ`) Damnit Clonepa! I knew it was you all along! Catch him, junior!
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(EΝE) What was life like before the Internet, Grandpa?
(LΦ`) Great hungry beasts roamed the earth, and all mankind was nearly devoured.
(LΦ`) But Al Gore, a giant among men, came wielding the mighty Internet, and slew the great beasts!
(LΦ`) And now nobody need ever leave the house to get porn, Junior.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Hey, am I too late for the 1000g-
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) oh. How's it going, Dad?
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(EΝE) HEY GRANDPA! CHECK THIS OUT!
·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺ(EΝE)ͺͺͺͺͺͺ!!!!!
( LΦ`) Seen it a million times, sonny.
(EΝE) Can I go bring you...
(EΝE) J-BOT 2.0?!?
( LΦ`) Junior, your silly invention just takes up space and doubles our power bill. If you can run a extension cord to the neighbor's house, then maybe you can activate J-Bot.
(EΝE) Wait, what?
( LΦ`) An extension cord.
( LΦ`) under the moon loli to issho
(EΝE) Grandpa, who should I have sex with?
( LΦ`) Your own right hand. Just like me, back in my day. snif
(EΝE) Grandpa, I nominate you for Governor of DQN. Do I have second?
( LΦ`) I second that.
(EΝE) Hey, grandpa, I ran an extension cord!
(EΝE) Can I use J-Bot now?
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( LΦ`) Mabye later.
( LΦ`) GRANDPAS NEVER DIE.
(EΝE) Well that was hydrocloric acid you just drank thinking it's tang. Now let's see if you stay alive.
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POOL'S CLOSED!
( LΦ`) Sonny, why did you get in a dress and scream "POOL'S CLOSED!"?
( LΦ ΝE)
(EΝE) It's the Habbo /b/lockade who has come over here to /dqn/
(EΝE) Okay, now it's time to introduce you to..
(EΝE) J-BOT 2.0!
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|EQE| LOADING QUESTION.
|EQE| "Grandpa, how do I fap?"
|EQE| Error: Fap not in dictionary.
<EQE> New word found: nida
(EΝE) Ah, I still gotta work on it, but at least it still works.
(EΝE)
(EΝE) Grandpa, how's George?
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(EΝE) ...Why are you looking at me like that, Grandpa?! Where's George?!
( LΦ`) I made sweet love to him, and then threw him in the sink.
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( ί ί) On a good day!
(EΝE) Eww, grandpa.
(EΝE) That's disturbing AND illegal.
(EΝE) Still, it's disgusting.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
( EΦE) !
( EΦE) Hey guys!
(L^ิ౪Oิ) d-DURRR
(EΝE) yo
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(EΝE) Where's Grandpa?
(L^ิΦOิ) d-Durrr KIDSsssddfgfdg
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(EΝE) that's your coffee table, Grandpa.
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(EΝE) Now that's just downright rude! Clonepa, what the heck did you do to him?!
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Accept this speedily delivered ball.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Wow, this thread turned to shit right away.
(EΝE) Clonepa did it.
( LΦ`) It also might be Tardpa's fault. Let's kick both of them out and see if it gets better.
(EΝE) Grandpa, if I reprogram J-BOT to track Clonepa down to the ends of hell and kill him, will you get off the coffeetable?
( LΦ`) Junior, "It is acceptable to receive a bribe as long as it does not influence your judgment."
(EΝE) Hey, Grandpa, tell me a story!
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(EΝE) Hey, Grandpa, I'm making a DQN quiz on Quizilla!
<RMΝL> Hello Grandpa nida
<RMΝL> I DEMAND APOLOGY JUICE
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All we want is apology juice nida!
i L_T`j...We need to keep this going.
<RMΝL> I DEMAND APOLOGY JUICE FOR THAT INJUSTICE
<RMΝL> APOLOGY JUICE NOW NIDA
(EΝE) Grandpa?
(EΝE) Grandpa??
(EAE) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
<RMΝL> Grandpa is creation of great North Corea!
<RMΦL> Aww, jeez, I was only kidding!
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( LΦ`) Don't worry, I'm okay!
(EΝE) Grandpa, can we revive this thread?
( LΦ`) As soon as MODD starts actually banning people, sonny.
(EΝE) You banned GRANDPA???
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(EΝE) I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
(EΝE) Grandpa, who put the bomp in the bom-bo-bomp-bo-bomp, the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, the bup in the bup-shu-bup-shu-bup, the di-di in the di-didi-di-di?
(EΝE) ILd like to shake his hand.
( LΦ`) I can't respond to your question, Junior. I'm banned.
<RMΝL> WE WILL SAVE YOU NIDA
( ί -ί) Grandpa's banned...?
( ί -ί) Now who will sing me to sleep at night and bring me mittnes?
( LΦ`) J/K
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(EΝE) So, Grandpa, can we get these Coreans outta here?
( LΦ`) Yes.
<RMΝL> NOT UNTIL WE GET APOLOGY JUICE NIDA
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(ίΝί) Hey guys, I haven't seen you in months!
(ί-ί) Wait...who's the guy with the funny face?
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( LΦ`) Come on people, post! Post! Post!
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