[Part 5] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:26

( LƒΦ`) hello yet again, kids!

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 22:06

<˜€M„DL> YES NIDA

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 22:22

(EΝE) Grandpa, should my Gnome Warlock learn Tailoring/Enchantment or Herbalism/Alchemy? I mainly picked a Warlock because I wanted to see one of those sexy Succubus summons.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 23:22

( LƒΦ`) Oh, what you kids play these days.

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 00:27

<RMΝL> How do I make apology juice nida?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 01:30

( LƒΦ`) Hold on bitterly to past injustices and horrible treatment, let it simmer in national insecurity for decades, and occasionally make visits to the 38th parallel. Chill and serve to friends.

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 02:19

<RMΝL> What?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 02:43

( LƒΦ`) Take a korean, squeeze over an empty glass until the glass is 2/3rds full. Add lemon juice. Stir, chill, drink up!

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 03:43

(EΝE) Grandpa, I think that's what you call a "Bloody Nida".

(EΝE) ...

(>Ν<) AHAHAHAHHAHA!!

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 04:17

( LƒΦ`) Shhhhh! Let's see if he tries it!

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 05:33

> AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( LƒΦ`) It worked!

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 06:30

<RM„DL> That tasted horrible! We demand REAL apology juice nida!

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 09:43

( LƒΦ`) Coreans whine a lot...
( LƒΦ`) I hated them from the start.

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 17:39

<RMΝL> ...
<RM„DL> I HATE MYSELF

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 18:06

( LƒΦ`) and?

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:02

<RM„DL> I WANT TO DIE

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:03

( LƒΦ`) because?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:08

<RM„DL> IT'S WINTER

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:11

( ί -ί) Turned the gun on himself

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:17

( ί ƒŽί) Diviiiiding driver!
( ί ƒŽί) Sharp like an incisor!
( ί ƒŽί) Called him the kaiser!
( ί ƒŽί) >>1 is an iiidiot!

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:24

( LƒΦ`) JISAKU JIENS

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:34

(EΝE) In the dark of night
(EΝE) what what what?

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 19:56

<RM„DL> I'm going to make you give me APLOLOGY JUICE up in the air, nida.

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 20:11

@@<RM„DL>
@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@( EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 20:21

( EƒΦE) I wanted to try apolojuice, so I dressed up as a Corean!

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 20:41

(EΝE) JUST GET THE FUCK OUT CLONE SHIT

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 21:08

(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't the U.S. go back to using that really cool flag of the snake coiled up to strike with the caption "Don't Tread on Me" instead of the current one? If we had that one, other countries would be all like, "Oh, shit! A snake! Let's not fuck with that country!" And, honestly, who wants to mess with a poisonous snake?

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 21:37

@@@ζˆζˆ
(EΝζˆˆζˆˆ SHITFUCK
@@@ζˆζˆ

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 22:25

(EΝζ) URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
(ζΝζ) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 23:18

( EƒΦE) Whoa, I didn't mean to- I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE SPEED REALLY IS

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 23:56

( LƒΦ`) Now, to answer your question, I don't know.

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 02:09

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I denied denial?

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 04:28

@@( EƒΦE)
@ _ @Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@(EΝE)
Ah HA!

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 04:45

@@( LƒΦ`)
@ _ @Ώ
(EΝE)œc@( EƒΦE)
Ah HA!

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 05:21

@@ ( ί -ί)
@ _ @ Ώ
( EƒΦE)œc@( LƒΦ`)
Ah HA!

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 05:40

Shut the fuck up, clone. ( LƒΦ`)>==ˆ( xƒΦE)===>ζˆ

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 15:01

i^ิƒΦ`j Dammit, that mask gave me pinkeye.

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 16:26

(EΝE) So I though you were on summer vacation grandpa?

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 16:27

( ί ƒŽί) He came back because he forgot to pack his mittens!

( ί ƒŽί) MITTENS!!!!!

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 17:13

@@ ( ί ƒŽί)
@ _ @ Ώ
( LƒΦ`)œc@(LƒΦ` )
Ah HA!

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 17:25

@@ ( ί ƒŽί) (LƒΦ` )
@ _ @ Ώ@@Ώ
( ί ƒŽί)œc@@ ƒ~(LƒΦ` )
@@@@@@@@@Ah HA!

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 17:40

( ί ƒŽί) I like Recursion!

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 18:12

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 18:25

( LƒΦ`) Don't link to that site, sonny. The Elitist Superstructure may think that we're members.

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 18:30

( ί ƒŽί) I like >>342!!!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 18:44

(EΝE) Shit, grandpa. I just noticed there are other boards here.

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 19:43

( ί ƒŽί) Mittens!

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 20:15

(L^ิ౪ ƒΦE)

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 20:28

( ί ƒŽί) Grandpa, what happens when I do..

( ί ƒΦί) This?

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 21:26

( LƒΦ`) You get THIS!

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))ƒΦί)@@@@@@@™

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 21:30

(L₯[₯`) I think you just divided by zero, Mittens.

(L₯[₯`) Do you know what the punishment for dividing by zero is?

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 21:53

( ί ƒŽί) I dunno.
( ί ƒŽί) OH SHI-

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 22:06

( ;ƒŽ;)

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 22:30

(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I make love?

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 23:28

( LƒΦ`) Go ask your mother.

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 23:39

(MEƒnEL) Greetings, fools! I am Dark Junior, the son of Darkpa!

(MEƒnEL) I have a question for YOU, Grandpa -

(LEƒnEM) Do you know where my dad is? He locked me in a cage, then when I escaped, I ran over to this thread.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 23:43

( LƒΦ`) He's having a party some threads over.

(LƒΦ` ) o O ( locked in a cage, eh...? Brilliant, maybe I could do that to Junior... )

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 00:01

(EΝE) Boy, are you one fat kid.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 00:39

( ί ƒŽί) Hey Grandpa! Watch this!
( ί ƒŽ)
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( ƒŽί )
( ί ƒŽί) Cool, huh?!

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 00:52

( LίƒΦί`) WHO.AA , AAAAaGGGGHHHH!!!

@@@pat pat
(@EΝE)Ιή( LίƒΦί`) cough cough aAarrgh..
Die, Grandpa!
I mean, don't!

( LƒΦ`) cough...whew, your little trick almost gave me a heart attack.

360 Name: : 1993-09-4695 01:05

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361 Name: : 1993-09-4695 01:06

( ί oί) Wooooooooah.
( ί ƒŽί) You're a fast learner!

( LƒΦ`) Take a look at >>214

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 01:58

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(EΝE) Grandpa, did I do it right?

363 Name: : 1993-09-4695 04:50

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ No! You forgot to squeeze your buttocks!
@@@@@@Όœc™))ΝE)@@@@@@@™

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 04:58

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ ™
@@@@@(EΝE)œc™ Shut up!
@@@@@@Όœc™))ƒΦ`) ™ ™
™ ™
™

™™™ ™

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 05:50

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i,,LƒΦ`)œc™ Respect your elders!
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„ @ žž@ ’™™@ @ „ Score
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(EΝE) Grandpa, you suck at this game.

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 05:51

( ί -ί) Wow. Hitting your own Grandpa.

( ί -ί) I lost all respect for you, Junior.

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 05:54

(MEƒnEL) Yeah, even I wouldn't hit my Darkpa.

<RM„DL> Nidas respect other fellow Nidas!

( EƒΦE) i wouldn't hi-

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@(MEƒnE) œc™ Shut up! Die!
@@@@@@Όœc™))ƒΦE)@@@@@@@™

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 06:10

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@<RM„DL> œc™ Grandpa hitting rules nida!
@@@@@@Όœc™))-ί)@@@@@@™

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 06:16

( ί -ί) Wow. Hitting your own Clonepa.

( ί -ί) I lost all respect for you, Dark Junior.

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 14:01

(GƒΦG)

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 16:04

‚Κ‚ι‚Ϋ

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 16:09

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i,, ί ƒŽί)œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))ΝE)>>371
@@@@@@@™

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 17:43

(E„DE) Wow. Hitting your own friend.
(E„DE) I lost all respect for you, Mittens.

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 17:46

( ί -ί) I..can't control myself.

( ί -ί) The mittens, they force my to hit.

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@i,, ί ƒŽί)œc™
@@@@@@Όœc™))„DE)
@@@@@@@™

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 19:02

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@(,,E„DE)œc™ GET THE FUCK OUT!
@@@@@@Όœc™))-ί)
@@@@@@@™

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 19:18

Άή―@@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ
@@@@@(,,E„DE)œc™ AAAAAAAAAA TA TA TA TA TA TA!
@@@@@@Όœc™))-ί)
@@@@@@@™

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 19:20

(ί-( ) mittens..

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 19:46

(EΝE) Eeevil mittens.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 20:47

( LƒΦ`) I'll go back to my beach if you please

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 22:58

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Revenge of the Nerds so well-loved, yet Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise considered to be a bad movie? It doesn't make any sense.

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 23:38

( LƒΦ`) zzZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 00:00

(EΝE) Ha. With Grandpa asleep, I have the run of the house. Maybe I should go into dad's closet and watch his porn collection?

383 Name: : 1993-09-4696 00:00

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@He's asleep.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
@@@@@|

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@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

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@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@TAN

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 00:02

(EΝE) Or maybe I should bury Dark Junior with tires in the garage. He's less interesting than Clonepa, so nobody will care.

385 Name: : 1993-09-4696 00:03

(EAE) Hey! Who the hell are you? How did you get in here?

@@@@@ @@™
@@@ @@@^ _@@@
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@Um....Er...
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@Hey, what's that video in your hand?
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 01:24

(EAE) It's...uh...it's...
(EΝE) My Barney video!

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 01:39

( ί ƒŽί) Barney?! I LOVE BARNEY!!!!

( ί ƒŽί) PUT IT IN!

( ί ƒŽί) The VCR!

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 03:02

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@@@@@@@@@@i@₯Ν₯j@@Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
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389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 03:48

( LƒΦ`) Nice save, Junior.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 03:51

(EΝE) I learned from the best, Grandpa!

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 03:56

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( ί -ί) No Barney?

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 04:05

R(`„DL)Ι I watched those naked people hugging each other!

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 04:43

( ί ƒŽί) Was there a giant purple dinosaur?

394 Name: : 1993-09-4696 04:48

R(`„DL)Ι Oh! So you've seen that sick video too!

395 Name: : 1993-09-4696 04:53

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396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 11:04

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397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 13:05

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398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 13:05

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399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 14:04

( LƒΦ`) Sleep-flying again I see

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4696 15:29

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