( LΦ`) hello yet again, kids!
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( ί -ί) What?
( ίΝί) I NEED SUGAARRRR
( ίΝί) I NEED SUGAARRRR
( ίΝί) I NEED SUGAARRRR
( ίΝί) I NEE-NEE-NEE-NEE
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why did Mel Gibson say such hurtful things?
( LΦ`) nurupo
(EΝE) Grandpa, why did Mel Gibson say.. shit, whatever. porter is cooool!!
( LΦ`) Because that was a very fucking good movie, that is why junior.
Now that I have filled my quota of answers for this month I can go back to summer vacation.
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( ίΝί) More w's for you!!!
( LΦ`) Get off of my lawn, you hooligan!
( ίΝί) NEVER
( `ΦL) GET OUT NOW!!!
( ίΝί) I'M FUCKING GLUED TO THE w LAwwwwwwwN.
( LΦ`) Winners don't use drugs sonnywwwww
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( LΦ`) So it carries out..
( ίΝί) By the way, I drank all of the paint in your garage!!
( LΦ`) So it seems. Could you bring me some tang now?
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(EΝE) I'm Junior! You can't be Junior too!
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΅ `i.j(ίΝί )
i LΦ`j Drat.
THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE MITON GROUP
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JIKAI
-OH NO GRANDPA IS ABOUT TO RUN SOMEONE OVER BUT WAIT IS THAT THE SUN SHINING UP THERE WHAT WILL HAPPEN
-ENOUGH DRAMA
-- PLEASE WATCH US NEXT TIME!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you look a like like Marvin Grossberg from the Phoenix Wright games?
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(EΝE) That was AWESOME!!!!
(EΝE) I was just exposed to ig wwwwwww.
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( LΦ`) More like you were exposed to tμTN's breasts, right?
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( LΦ`) Dammit, double post!
900 get!
( LΦ`) Dammit, double post!
( LΦ`) Dammit, double post!
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( LΦ`) Dammit, double post!
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( LΦ`) Dancin' fools.
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( ί ί) Shadow Clone Jutsu!
(`DL) WHY must Grandpa's thread grow the fastest?!
( ίΝί) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ίΝί) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ίΝί) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ίΝί) HAY GUYS I'M B-B-B-B
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( LΦ`) Aww, not again.
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( LΦ`) Make your J-bot do something about this, Junior.
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Grandpa, how's George?
Depends.
I made sweet love to him, and then threw him in the sink.
Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.
Grandpa, who put the bomp in the bom-bo-bomp-bo-bomp, the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, the bup in the bup-shu-bup-shu-bup, the di-di in the di-didi-di-di? ILd like to shake his hand.
Denial ain't just a river in Africa, Junior.
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Hey, Grandpa, tell me a story!
Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.
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Respect your elders! Grandpa, you suck at this game.
Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.
( ίΝί) You know, that doesn't entirely suck.
( ίΝί) Considering I chose those posts entirely at random, it's a miracle!
( ί ί)Β ♥ ( ίAί) Awww, crap.
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( LΦ`) Junior, your problem is that your heart isn't in the right place.
( LΦ`) Specifically, Mitten's hands.
( ίΝί) System Error. Contact Xbox Customer Support.
( ί -ί) ...this thing's broke.
Xoobx, the ultimate gaming experience.
(L^ิΦOิ) I'm the ultimate gaming experience durrrrr
(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm Junior!
( ίΝί) NO I AM
( ίΝί) NO I AM
( ίΝί) NO I AM
( ίΝί) NO I A-A-A-A-A
( ίΝί) AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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(EΝE) ...
(;oิAoิ) ( ίΝί), didn't I tell you to leave already?
Κ(PMP) up yours everyone
Κ(PMP) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.
(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, when the hell will this thread die?
( LΦ`) When it reaches 999.
( ί ί) Then part 6!
( ί ί) Then part 7, then part 8, then part 9, then part...
(EΝE) How troublesome.
(EΝE) Grandpa, it's because...I love you.
(PMP) I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: I WILL BE THE ONE POSTING POST #1000
ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY WILL... be propperly removed, thanks for choosing [Part 5] ( LΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] as your favorite thread, enjoy your posts.
this is your captain speaking, were almost on our destenation.
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this is your captain speaking, were expecting a little turbulence so please fasten your seatbelts, thank you.
(EΝE) Grandpa, where's grandma?