[Part 5] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:26

( ´ω`) hello yet again, kids!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 22:46

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 22:49

900 get!

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4720 22:58

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:05

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:05

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:05

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:06

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:06

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:13

( ´ω`) Dammit, double post!

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:18

      ∧∧    ∧__∧  
      ( ,,゚ヮ)   (∀゚ ,,.)  Lets dance
      ヾ ミ⊃⊃   と と 彡,
    〜( ,ノつ    /⌒ _  )o
      (/       し' ̄ヽ,ノ

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 01:20

( ´ω`) Dancin' fools.

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 02:16

( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚) ( ゚ ヮ゚)

( ゚ ヮ゚) Shadow Clone Jutsu!

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 03:42

щ(`Д´щ) WHY must Grandpa's thread grow the fastest?!

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:13

( ゚∀゚) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ゚∀゚) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ゚∀゚) HAY GUYS I'M BACK
( ゚∀゚) HAY GUYS I'M B-B-B-B
( ゚∀゚) BBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:22

( ´ω`) Aww, not again.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:27

( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 04:39

( ´ω`) Make your J-bot do something about this, Junior.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 05:15

( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF
( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF
( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF
( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF
( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF
( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY BOO BOP BIFF

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 06:06

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  ――=           ⊂二二二 |・_・|二二⊃ |   BEGIN QUERY: "BU-N." END QUERY. 
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    _____        (  (::)(::)  ) ! ( ゚∀゚) BLOOPITY OH SHI-
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヾ、 _、ヽ_,*、_ノ  |/
                 ヾ./        //
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918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 08:46

( ゚∀゚) Grandpa! Why don't we have a theme song like DQN?

>>38 is the title
>>585, >>39, >>842, >>42 is first verse
>>80, >>604 is chorus
>>85, >>297, >>419 >>66 is second verse
>>48, >>365 >>9 bridge

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 08:54

wwwwwwwwwww

Please send me to another place! Please give the souvenir to me when you separate
Grandpa, how's George?
Depends.
I made sweet love to him, and then threw him in the sink.

Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.

Grandpa, who put the bomp in the bom-bo-bomp-bo-bomp, the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong, the bup in the bup-shu-bup-shu-bup, the di-di in the di-didi-di-di? I´d like to shake his hand.
Denial ain't just a river in Africa, Junior.
YAAAAAAAAAY- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Grandpa, tell me a story!

Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Respect your elders! Grandpa, you suck at this game.

Don't worry, I'm okay!
Dewwwdd, I'm inflaaatin'.

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 13:44

( ゚∀゚) You know, that doesn't entirely suck.
( ゚∀゚) Considering I chose those posts entirely at random, it's a miracle!

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 18:44

( ゚ ヮ゚)つ ♥ ( ゚A゚) Awww, crap.

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 18:47

(´^ิω^ิ)

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 19:16

( ゚ ヮ゚) It's getting closer to >>999GET!

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 19:32

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925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 19:36

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二(´^ิω^ิ)二⊃
        |    /       Grfd-dDURrrrRrrRR
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 19:59

(´^ิω^ิ) (Note: Pronounced "the worst one yet")

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 20:22

Well i think (...) it and lets all (...) monkeys in their (...)
with molten horse (...) mixed with (...) of an old priest who spend
his time (...) butterflies.

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 20:25

( ´ω`) Junior, your problem is that your heart isn't in the right place.

( ´ω`) Specifically, Mitten's hands.

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 21:23

( ゚∀゚) System Error. Contact Xbox Customer Support.

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 21:52

( ゚ -゚) ...this thing's broke.

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 23:01

Xoobx, the ultimate gaming experience.

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 23:16

(´^ิω^ิ) I'm the ultimate gaming experience durrrrr

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 23:17

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm Junior!

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4721 23:40

( ゚∀゚) NO I AM
( ゚∀゚) NO I AM
( ゚∀゚) NO I AM
( ゚∀゚) NO I A-A-A-A-A
( ゚∀゚) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 01:21

(・∀・) ...

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 02:12

(;oิAoิ) ( ゚∀゚), didn't I tell you to leave already?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 02:18

凸( ̄皿 ̄) up yours everyone

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 02:50

凸( ̄皿 ̄#) Layil, his scenario had Sasuke raping Orochimaru, not the other way around. Regardless of how hot Sasuke is, Orochimaru's always the girl. Yeah, I'm female. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate feminine beauty, though. It's different for girls - we can stare at and remark on other females without being accused of homosexuality, whereas guys are supposed to be oblivious to the presence of other guys - taking any notice of another male pretty much reveals they're flaming queens. Or so I'm told. Notice we haven't resolved the issue of why Orochimaru looks so youthful when he's the same age as Jiraiya and Tsunade. Now on to the Gai question. I'll answer in a roundabout way. Let's start with Jiraiya. There's something about an experienced man who SO loves women that is really appealing. I'll bet he's tons of fun in bed! Looking at Kakashi and his character, it's difficult to imagine any "interaction" with him being ultimately satisfying, because, well, does he even kiss? I mean, sure, he's hot and all, but if he's going to keep that silly mask on all the time, how do you even get started? I just can't imagine forming any kind of real and intimate emotional connection with someone like that, which I know is kind of a girl thing. Plus, I like kissing. His polar opposite is Gai. Gai's hot - he's tall and built and definitely masculine, and he's also emotionally available. Heck, he emotes more than most women! I see him as the kind who would be able to have a really intimate, intense emotional connection with someone else, which is what really makes the sex great if you get right down to it. Plus, as a taijutsu master, he's bound to have some great moves, if you know what I mean. So, for me, it's a combination of the physical attractiveness plus the in-touch-with-his-emotions kind of thing that puts him on the list. At the top of the list, in fact.

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 02:57

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, when the hell will this thread die?

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 03:03

( ´ω`) When it reaches 999.

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 03:16

( ゚ ヮ゚) Then part 6!

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 03:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) Then part 7, then part 8, then part 9, then part...

(・∀・) How troublesome.

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 04:15

(・∀・) Grandpa, it's because...I love you.

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 04:32

( ̄皿 ̄#) I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: I WILL BE THE ONE POSTING POST #1000
ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY WILL... be propperly removed, thanks for choosing [Part 5] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] as your favorite thread, enjoy your posts.

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 04:33

Okay, you can have >>1000, as long as I get >>999

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 04:38

this is your captain speaking, were almost on our destenation.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 04:49

ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。)

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:03

this is your captain speaking, were expecting a little turbulence so please fasten your seatbelts, thank you.

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:06

(・∀・) Grandpa, where's grandma?

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:13

>>949
she'll be on flight number 234, the plane will be departing soon so all passengers please head to gate 6.

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:13

ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。) durrrr

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:24

this is your captain speaking, we are about to arrive at our destenation, so please close your window to prevent birds from entering the plane, thank you.

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, where are you?!

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 05:33

>>953
maybe he went to the store to buy some viagra?

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 06:09

щ(`Д´щ) WHY did you just say that?!

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 06:28

ヾ(◕ε◕`。) boopee doo

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 08:31

    
 ( ´ω`) It appears the pharmacy made an error
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958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 10:21

( ´ω`) hello yet again, kids!

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) was that a bit early?

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 11:17

( ´ω`) I think I may depart from the script and adlib this time around...

( ´ω`) You, homies!

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 14:29

this is your captain speaking, hi.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 15:05

ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。) durrrr

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 15:37

   /⌒ヽ  
  /▼・ェ・▼  lolol hay guys yap yap yap
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963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 16:20

this is your captain speaking

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 16:25

( ´ω`) 964GET

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 16:34

   >┴<   ⊂⊃
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            /⌒ヽ
           /(●)(●)   excuse me may i pass through here
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           | /`ニニ´
           // | |
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966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:08

(´^ิω^ิ)

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 17:45

(・ω・) Hey guys.

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:04

( ´ω`) Hello, Clonepa.

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:18

(・ω・) Why doesn't anyone ever ask me anything? I have a wealth of life experience!

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:20

( ´ω`) You need a clonejunior!

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:44

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is here.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:44

( ´∀`) Hi, I'm Clonejunior!

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:49

(・ω・) Then ask me questions, damnit!

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 18:58

( ´∀`) Go get your own thread, you son of a bitch!

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:03

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would life be like without you?

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:08

( ´ω`) like >>594

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:08

( ´ω`) i am cloneclonejunior!

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:11

(・∀・) no >>977 you're just Grandpa again

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:18

(´◕ω◕`)

980 Name: 16 : 1993-09-4722 19:23

( ´ω`) Ah, my threads always get so exciting towards the end.

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:27

( ゚ ヮ゚) Burp!

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:45

( ´ω`) Okay, maybe not THAT exciting, but I'm ready for part 6!

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 19:47

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay! Part 6!

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:19

( ゚ ヮ゚) All for part 6!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Let's get to 999, everyone!!!!!!!!!!

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:22

   /⌒ヽ
  /(●)(●)
  | トェェェイ/  threads have 1000 posts durr
  | /`ニニ´
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986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before DQN?

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:41

( ´ω`) Full of VIPからきますたwwwwwwwww.

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:45

( ゚ ヮ゚) Catfish!

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 20:58

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 2ch like?

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:02

( ´ω`) Full of w's and AA.

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:04

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm gonna try reviving >>1000-san by hitting "Reply" more than once.

(・∀・) I hope it works.

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:04

(・∀・) POST!

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:04

(・∀・) POST!

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:05

(・∀・) POST!

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:05

(・∀・) POST!

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:05

(・∀・) POST!

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:05

(・∀・) POST!

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 21:05

(・∀・) POST!

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