ITT We're NOT GAY! (84)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 14:02

I dreamt I was being chased by Hard Gay the other night. It was really scary.

But I'm not gay!

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 14:03

2GEYT

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 17:18

itt we deny our blatant homosexuality

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 17:46

>>3 Thank you, Captain obvious.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:35

this whole thread is now deemed super-liberal and saged.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:40

　　　人　　　　　
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　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and I'm not gay!
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 19:50

What's up, guys? Anyone wanna meet on AIM to look a pix of girls and jack it?

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 20:01

>>7
Yes! My AIM is xxxdude46! Add me plz!

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 11:02

Shit, my Humvee has been driving through some pretty fucking shitty roads lately....good thing the tires are solid rubber. No problems for me, don't know about wimpy cars though.....

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:05

>>9 Where do you live to have such shitty roads, >>9-san?

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:50

Gayville.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 14:51

Shit I meant Kansas. Forget >>11.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 18:40

Shit I meant San Francisco. Forget >>12.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 19:51

>>11-13
Shit they're all the same. Nevermind that.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4843 23:19

I gotta log off, dudes. I have some high quality STRAIGHT porn I have to go beat off to. With my buddies. Um, because women won't beat off with me. Yeah.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 06:23

I like to go out and kick gays in the nuts before putting on my soft frilly things at home.

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4844 22:11

My arms are so strong, glistening and muscular that I don't need legs to beat up the homos.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 01:56

GAY MAGIC.

But I'm not gay!

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 11:30

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（ ´_⊃｀） 　 You're all a bunch of fags and homos!
　（　　　　） 　I'm not, though.
　｜ ｜　|　　
　（_＿）＿）　

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 16:49

>>19
GTFO QUEER.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 23:59

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（ ´_⊃｀） 　 You may be a cock-sucking queer-o, but I'm not.
　（　　　　） 　I've never sucked a cock in my life, and I don't
　｜ ｜　|　　 ever want to, either!
　（_＿）＿）　

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 00:05

I only wear charm bracelets because I like the way they sound.

Fags.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 16:24

I only wear girls clothes because I like the feel of them--
Disregard that, I am not gay, and I certainly do not fantasise about being gang-banged and bukkake'd.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4951 17:04

I am not gay because I am a woman inside.

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 20:13

I only pitch.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:47

>>25
Yeah, well I take it a step further. I also put on my sleep-mask and imagine that I'm sticking my penis in a girl.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:49

I cast straight magic.

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 02:51

I'm not gay, its called cultural exchange!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 21:40

>>28
The international community is full of homosexual men!

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4957 22:33

Exchanging fluids between men is just being polite.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:30

>>27
I AM IMMUNE TO STRAIGHT MAGIC !

But, ...
I'm not gay !

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 10:45

It's not gay if I kill and eat them afterwards, is it?

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:25

>>32
Only if you dont cook them according to the handbook.

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:52

I SWEAR, I ONLY LISTENED TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE LIKE.

35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 01:56

I'm only gay for Bridget.

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:08

I'm totally NOT gay, but I'm confident enough of my sexuality that I can still realize that Clay Aiken is an attractive man.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 03:22

Fooling around with another man is not gay and not sex, as long as genitals never touch each other.

38 Name: Reade Seligmann, Collin Finnerty and David Evans : 1993-09-4972 08:13

GAY RAINBOW LOVES YOU

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:07

>>37
I can tell from personal experience that keeping balls separated is enough. Meatsticks can collide without the act being gay.

Of course, I'm not gay.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:34

I'm totally not gay, I just enjoy the great music they play in The Manhole disco and the company of clean and fashionable men.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:38

I'm NOT gay! I honestly thought that women where behind the glory hole in the video booth, honest!

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:08

I'm not gay, I'm transgendered!

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 18:26

I am not gay, I'm only have that box of bear porn in my closet because a platonic friend asked me to store it for him.

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 18:55

I'm not gay, I'm just sexually attracted to men.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:40

I'm not gay -- I honestly thought Drew was a woman's name!

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:40

>>44 you liar.

That Robbie Williams poster collection I have put up throughout my whole house? Oh please, can a guy have a hobby for once okay?

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 04:26

I'm not gay, I'm just a bit homosexual.
...
YES! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 09:49

I'm not gay, I only have one ball, so it can never be directly touching another....
But my sack is a whole nother story...

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 12:52

Hey, >>48 pretty boy, how about you come around to my place? I have this wonderful Simon and Garfunkel cd, and we'll open a fruity bottle of rose.. And talk about how Gay we arent while I massage your strong, muscular tanned shoulders. How about it?

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 00:17

I'm not gay, I love women!

So what if I'm a woman, myself. That doesn't mean anything.

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 07:39

Sounds like a good time, >>49. We could sit around the fire and sip some white zin. Then we could put our penises in each other's anus. It's not gay, because a hole is a hole, and we don't discriminate, as long as our balls don't touch.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 07:53

I am not gay, I just like cocks.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 08:58

I'm not gay, I just want to compare

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 23:05

I'm not gay, I just make graphic fellatio jokes in the locker room

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 06:04

I'm not gay. That's only what my boyfriend says !

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:44

｡･･ ﾞ ﾟ ﾟ(´Д`)ﾟ ﾟ ﾞ ･・｡ Don't call me gay, it makes me cry like a little girl.

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:42

I'm not gay, I like M on F porn where the guy has a huge, hard, throbbing cock.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 01:36

I'm not gay, I just happen to like bukkake, porn that is made out of 100% penis and 0% vagina.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 01:44

I'm not gay, I just happen to like futanari! The penis just makes it so much better.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 05:39

I dreamt I was Bastian reading the Neverending Story with Atreyu giving me a Neverending Blowjob on his horse.
But I'm not gay!

61 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4980 05:47

I listen to the band Atreyu.
But im not gay!

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 13:58

I practice gay magic.

But I am not gay, except magically.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:41

I'm just into reverse traps myself. Though I'm not picky, oh no.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:45

Queen is my favorite band.
But I'm not gay!

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 20:51

>>62

>Atreyu

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This is actually pederasty !

I love sausage so much that I moan when I eat some. But I'm not gay !

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:13

I'm not gay, it's just that glory holes are so much easier than dating.

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 22:15

I enjoy the appearance of a good cock solely for it's aesthetics, and that is why I suggested we exchange pictures. It doesn't turn me on at all, and I'm not gay.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 22:25

Dude, I'm not gay, I just like to evolve my Machamp as soon as possible. For the Machoke! He's strong! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 06:50

>>68 Dude, we're in the same boat. I evolve my Machamp too, but I do it to admire it's muscly physique. I'm not gay though, I do it because I admire the strength!

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 11:58

I giggle at the fact that I got the 69 get in a thread about sexual orientations, or lack thereof because 69 is a funny number. I'm still not gay though, because I giggle like a real man should.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:01

That man had passed out, and I was trying to resuscitate him. When he came too, he gripped my body out of shock and wouldn't let go. So I'm not gay.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:05

Balls weren't touching, so I'm still not gay!

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:51

>>68-69 I'm not gay, but Machoke is way hotter.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:04

I hate gay people!

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:51

I'm not gay, but when >>74 propositioned me for anal sex, I decided to stick it in. I didn't really enjoy myself, so I'm not gay.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 01:49

>>75 when I watched I enjoyed it, but when it happened to me, it's wasn't so awesome. am I gay>?

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 02:05

>>75
>>76

Gay people should be hung by the neck.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 02:54

http://nalido.17.dtiblog.com/

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 08:27

It's only natural that when two guys get together to watch porn and drink beer that one of them sucks off the other. Just because I haven't gotten sucked off yet DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 15:27

I stroked the neck of >>77's penis, but he wasn't very well hung. If it's under an inch, then it's actually just a large clitoris. So I'm not gay. >>77 is a flaming homosexual, though.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 09:20

I'm posting on DQN, but only for the occasional lolicon ascii-art; so I'm Not Gay!!

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 22:21

Just because i find the planet Uranus amazing doesn't mean I'm gay.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 13:14

I wanted to play but it said "No text entered."

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 13:17

>>83
wait, that was meant for the CTRL+V Thread, so.. is failing gay?

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