I dreamt I was being chased by Hard Gay the other night. It was really scary.
But I'm not gay!
Dude, I'm not gay, I just like to evolve my Machamp as soon as possible. For the Machoke! He's strong! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT
>>68 Dude, we're in the same boat. I evolve my Machamp too, but I do it to admire it's muscly physique. I'm not gay though, I do it because I admire the strength!