ITT We're NOT GAY! (84)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4842 14:02

I dreamt I was being chased by Hard Gay the other night. It was really scary.

But I'm not gay!

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4990 11:58

I giggle at the fact that I got the 69 get in a thread about sexual orientations, or lack thereof because 69 is a funny number. I'm still not gay though, because I giggle like a real man should.

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:01

That man had passed out, and I was trying to resuscitate him. When he came too, he gripped my body out of shock and wouldn't let go. So I'm not gay.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:05

Balls weren't touching, so I'm still not gay!

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 21:51

>>68-69 I'm not gay, but Machoke is way hotter.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:04

I hate gay people!

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4993 22:51

I'm not gay, but when >>74 propositioned me for anal sex, I decided to stick it in. I didn't really enjoy myself, so I'm not gay.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 01:49

>>75 when I watched I enjoyed it, but when it happened to me, it's wasn't so awesome. am I gay>?

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 02:05

>>75
>>76

Gay people should be hung by the neck.

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 02:54

http://nalido.17.dtiblog.com/

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 08:27

It's only natural that when two guys get together to watch porn and drink beer that one of them sucks off the other. Just because I haven't gotten sucked off yet DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 15:27

I stroked the neck of >>77's penis, but he wasn't very well hung. If it's under an inch, then it's actually just a large clitoris. So I'm not gay. >>77 is a flaming homosexual, though.

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 09:20

I'm posting on DQN, but only for the occasional lolicon ascii-art; so I'm Not Gay!!

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4997 22:21

Just because i find the planet Uranus amazing doesn't mean I'm gay.

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 13:14

I wanted to play but it said "No text entered."

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 13:17

>>83
wait, that was meant for the CTRL+V Thread, so.. is failing gay?

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