[REI] May I take your order? [Part III] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 15:15

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ Turns out we weren't out of posts.@@–@@@+
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150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:05

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂjί hic~
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151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:08

... -_-;;
At least I don't have to clean up your vomit.

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:15

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@@ Π*L°MΠ Do we even have a Liquor license?
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^@@@@@@Rί ί
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂjί
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153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:17

Probably not. But that won't stop me from asking for drinks.

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:25

Hey Rei, sell me your top!

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:29

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i @˜§-]@|! i ί I liked these little degree signs more when they were stars.@+
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156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:31

>>154
Only if she sells me her panties! And that security kitten.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:42

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Fresh out of both.
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158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 13:59

I like where this is going~

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 14:01

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@@ Π*L°MΠ nyaaaaa~
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i @˜§-]@|! i@Hey, eyes on the customers.
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160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 15:31

I'll buy that black tube top from you.

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 18:59

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of black tube tops.
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162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 19:18

I'll buy that censor-sign from you..

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 19:37

I'll give you 599 US DOLLARS for that THE REI'S DINER table

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:11

I'll purchase you as my slave for 211 denarii and 30 sesterces. I promise you will not be required to engage in sodomy!

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:12

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, what are you two talking about?
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166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5007 20:42

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|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@I'm sorry, but we only accept DQN currency.
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167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 03:51

i@EΝEj Could I have some Puri-puri-puri-puri-puri-Pu-puri-Puri-puri-puri-puri~n

rin~ rin~ Puri-puri-puURI~~N PURI-RI~N!

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 10:33

WHAT? 2 DQN BUCKS?

That's robbery!

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 12:22

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Them's the breaks, I'm a 2 DQN whore.
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170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 15:10

You're too fat to be worth 2 DQN.

Fatty fatty.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 16:17

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|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@Rei, you better do something about those voices.
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172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 16:27

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of censor-signs.
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173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 16:48

Stand up properly! We are no longer wheel-chair bound on the internet!

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:27

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i @˜§-]@|! i @...kay.
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175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:42

We'll never manage to convince you to get naked in here, huh?

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 17:48

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @Full frontal nudity is not part of my job description.
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177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 18:27

(^ Ν ^) I'd like an...ummm...uhhh...
(^ Ν ^) Well, darn. I can't remember what I, like, wanted. So could you, like, get me a, you know, fruit salad, Rei?

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5008 18:59

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU WANT TO SEE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY.

Give me your name tag, now!

179 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5008 20:08

>>178

And?

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 06:58

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of names. I'll have to ask you to leave now, Mr...
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@..Nevermind.
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181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 08:25

I'll buy an "e".

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 13:23

>>181
I'll take 2

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:14

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @It looks as though my supply of said typographic symbol is somewhat lacking.
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184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:22

You used your last e in that "somewhat", didn't you? You bitch!

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 17:26

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @I'd like to see you be perfect when you're stuck in DQN with no sleep for 2183 posts.
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186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 19:28

I'll take some infinity symbols.
For my little sister.

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 20:23

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of math symbols.
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188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:03

( ί ƒŽί) I would like one sorry with no fries, please.

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:19

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i @˜§-]@|! i I apologize, we have no such things.
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190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:23

HAY IS THIS THE GAY'S DINER?!

I request one gay meal please

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:28

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i @˜§-]@|! i @Sorry, Marty's is across the street.
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192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 21:34

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) And I want some coca cola, dark and corrosive, like my soul. Maybe some fries - oh woe is them, poor slaughtered potatos - with some ketchup, red like color enhanced blood.

((/ ƒf_ㄟ) My haircut grew out, what do you think of it? Sort of looks the same as it did before getting it cut shorter.

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:00

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @Sorry, we only have Orange soda.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@Also, our french fries are 99% synthetic.
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194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:02

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195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5009 23:12

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) ...

((/ ƒf,ㄟ) ...

((/ ƒf_ㄟ) Ah.

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Alright. I'll have the Orange soda, please.

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 02:59

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @Belch
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@We just ran out. Would you rather have some Teenage Angst?
@@MMƒt@iL@@ We just had a ton come in about 4 posts back.
@ @ / _ɁT@
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197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:04

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Depends, how idealistic is your Teenage Angst?

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 03:51

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_R .U@- Ιƒm@@
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199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5010 08:48

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§œ−œ! i
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
@@MMƒt@iL@@@THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
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200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 12:24

So like are you gonna give me my angst or what.

Fine I'll take the 200get

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 16:49

200-GET??

Who in the world orders 200get nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with 200get?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "200get"?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 19:27

>>201
Be quiet, man. Give me my (//////////______-)

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 23:37

ಠ_ƣ I say, I'll have a Daiquiri Grenadine on the rocks. Half a lemon wedge if you please.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 00:20

( E-E) Can I have your ice-cubes when you're finished with them?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 01:18

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§œ|œ! i
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@Who said that?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
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206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 07:40

<RMΝL> kekeke, do you play starcraft nida? great leader says starcraft is good for army, american pig provides good training.
<RMΝL> I take 1 kimchi nida.

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 07:58

( ಠ_ƣ) I think not good sir. Now please, remove yourself from my vicinity or I will be forced to resort to fisticuffs.

( ಠ_ƣ) And to the oriental gentleman with the rather protruding cheeks, wait your turn.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:04

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @Okay, that's enough.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@Everybody out. GO!
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT
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209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 14:15

ok, where is the exit?

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:05

>>209 Door's on your right.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 18:44

<RMΝL> Japanese is pig, I knew it. Why kick kimchi costumer out with disrespect?
<RMΝL> I Demand apolojuice.
@@

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 18:48

I can't believe it...

We have ran out of doors!!

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:22

( ಠ_ƣ) ...

( ಠ_ƣ) This is an outrage!

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:50

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@ ^ζˆζˆ_
@/ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@Pip pip!
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^
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@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
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215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 20:23

@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
@/ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@We're all out of cheerios.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
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216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:45

<RMΝL> Much of my Hyundai Excel is Korean, but carb is Mikuni jap crap and car fails to ignition now.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:46

<RMΝL> Since I cannot leave, I ask for LAN party of Starcraft.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:34

( ಠ_ƣ) I must say, the service at this tavern is atrocious! I am afraid I will be taking my business elsewhere. Good day, madam.

(ಠ_ƣ ) ... Where's the bloody exit!?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 06:01

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§ \ /! i @ Rei does not serve corea nida
_R .U ΝΙƒm
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@ @ / _ɁT
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220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 15:28

@@@QQQQ
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@/ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@We're all out of bi bim bob.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
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221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 18:24

Screw Di Dim Au, I want some BA BOON!

222 Post deleted by moderator.

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 07:08

( ಠ_ƣ)

( ಠ.ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off.

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 13:01

@@@QQQQ
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|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@Have you checked with the lost and found?
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
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225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 14:43

@@@QQQQ
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|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@In amusing but unrelated news, I just stepped on a monocle.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
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226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 15:41

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|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@By the by, does anyone have a pair of tweezers?
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
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227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:05

@@@QQQQ
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/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@I can use the glass shards as filler in my Martyburgers.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
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228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 18:56

COOKING STOP!
DINNER MAKING STOP!
AAaaaaaa!!

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:55

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of corporeal bodies for
_R .U@- Ιƒm all these voices STOP!
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT Freshen you cup hon STOP!
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230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:55

( ಠ_ƣ) Good thing I brought a spare. Now then, stop talking to yourself and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine.

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:14

( ಠ_ƣ)

( ಠ .ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off. Again.

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:28

( . _.) etou....

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:40

>>232

( ಠ m ಠ) This is not an English word why did you say it

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 06:12

>>233
( . _.) etou....

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 06:37

( ಠmƣ) This is madness! I've never lost so many monocles in one day.

( ಠmƣ) Although I must admit, I rather like my new moustache.

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:33

Fine, give me a FACE then.

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:09

( ಠmƣ)‚Β ☻ Here's the head of a pygmy warrior native to Burundi, a tiny country in eastern central Africa. I acquired it on a trip to Tanzania, during my stay in Arusha. I was to head an expedition to Mount Kilimanjaro, or "Die Kaiser-Wilhelm-Spitze" as we preferred to call it.

( ಠmƣ) My team and I had just arrived in Arusha, and were to stay one night before heading out. We elected to stay within our hotel for the day, for as we all know the natives of such places as Africa are rather uncivilized and hostile to foreigners.

( ಠmƣ) Where was I... Ah yes. I eventually grew tired of the continuous droning of my colleagues, and opted to risk the danger of the streets. After a bit of walking, I found a rather quaint curio shop on a street corner about five blocks southward of my hotel.

( ಠmƣ) The proprietor of the shop, an elderly man who was missing his left eye, believed the head had some sort of curse placed on it, and, sold it to me for a very reasonable price. Rubbish of course, but showing such unintelligent group of people the errors of their ways is simply too difficult to be worthwhile.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:24

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦„―„ͺ‚Φ(ಠmƣ ) If the pygmy warrior doesn't appeal to your senses, then try this. It's one of my spares. I'm afraid it doesn't quite suit my taste... Especially the hair is not only excessive but unruly. Perhaps you will deem it suitable for your needs nevertheless.

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:29

☻ Excellent.
☻ Now, however, I need a cup... of love <3

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:52

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|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@Sorry, you must be at least 4 characters wide to come here without a guardian.
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
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241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:56

@@@‚Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ
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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @
_R .U@- Ιƒm@ Security kitten, get these pedantic, overly
@@MMƒt@iL verbose freaks out of here!
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:12

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ I can't let you do that, Rei.

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 19:43

( ಠ_ƣ) Great Scott! It's reproducing!!

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:07

(Ώ﴿
@ R
œ@ƒ~
_)@ t
/@ΠΠΠ

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:08

,,,(Ώ﴿
@@@ R
@@œ@ƒ~
_œ_)@ t
|Ύ/@ΠΠΠ

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:08

(Ώ),,,,(Ώ﴿
@@@@@ R
@œ@@œ@ƒ~
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248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 01:46

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249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:25

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Tonight...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm gonna have myselllf... a real good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I feel aliiii-hiii-hiiiive...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ And the worrrrrllllld... I'll turn it inside out, yeah.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ And floating around, in ecstacy,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ So.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Stop.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Now.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Stop.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ 'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a shootin' star leapin' through the sky

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like a tiger

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Defying the laws of gravity.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm a racing car

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ passing by!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like Lady Godiva!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm gonna go, go, go,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦There's no stoppin' me!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ To hundred degrees - that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm having a ball!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ ('Cause I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ (Yes I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I don't want to stop at all!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Yeah I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ On a collision course!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a satellite!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦I'm out of control,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a sex machine, ready to reload!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like an atom bomb, about to

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, EXPLOOOODE!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of liiiiight...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Ooh ooh ooh, I like it!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Have a good time, good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me - ah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Oh yeah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ All right!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm having a ball!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I don't want to stop at aaaaalllllll!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ La da da da daah...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Da da da haaa...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Ha da da ha ha haaa..

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Few... Singing for four people is hard. Can I get a glass of water please?

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