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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we don't serve tiny penis here.
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(EΝE) I'll have a large, then.
I'll take two circumcisions while at it.
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i @§-]@|! i @ That will be two Cockmongler specials then.
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i @§-]@|! i @ Please head to the next window.
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(EΝE) Yum, dicks!
°(EΝE) Wait! There's no other window!
<RMΝL> I would like Coyang'i
<RMΝL> (or "the Neco" in zapanese funny sound friends! kekek)
<RMΝL> With the side of gimchi and aporogy juice.
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@ Π*L°MΠ Can i order some pussY?!
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REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH, BELIEVER!
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i @§-]@|! i @ That's odd, we just ran out of apology juice.
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<Rt> On the reconsideration, perhaps I have coyang'i some other time.
Can I have a longcat salad?
Hay, could you give us some help here, me and my 299 man seem to have lost our way... we are searching for a path to Hell's Restaurant..
Hello, I like your hair style.
Hey, man, SHUT UP.
Dude, Rei. You cannot exorcise yourself!
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i @§-]@|! i We're fresh out of exorcists either way.
_R .U@- Ιm I could have sworn we had a couple in the freezer, though.
@@MMt@iL Wonder where they went.
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HELLO YOUNG LADY, I HEREBY DEMAND A CAT!
Yeah, give me two.
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i @§-]@|! i @ We don't serve cat here.
_R .U@- Ιm@@@Try over at Squeeks' or Marty's.
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Fine. Get me Marty.
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i @§-]@|! i Sorry, I'm not a secretary
_R .U@- Ιm for disembodied voices.
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I'll sue for discrimination against invisible ugly people.
OK, THIS IS A HOLD-UP! HAND ME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL CUT YOUR HAIR OFF!!
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@
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @OK, I get it, funny guy...
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @gimmi my head back
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(EΝE) May I interest you in some meth-addicted Barber insurance? Good for corporeal or disembodied Barbers. Prime rates, one time only!
( ί -ί) Sieg REI
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i @§-]@|! i @ May I interest you in our door?
_R .U@- Ιm@@@One time special only! Take a trip through the magical door,
@@MMt@iL@@@and you'll find yourself in a completely different place!
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(EΝE) Does it come with a combo?
(EΝE)
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(EΝE) Oh, you figuratively mean I should leave...
Ladies first.
Do you have a toilet? My son really needs to go or else I'm afraid he's going to leak in your store..
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, it's occupied.
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Oh, that's ok, just open your mouth for a second - don't worry I'm a doctor.
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( ί -ί) Why do you have to be so mean?
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i @§-]@|! i @ It's in my employment contract.
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(EΝE) And in her benefits package.
WHAT IT'S 5001 D:
(EΝE) So this mysterious voice was you !!
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DQN is BACK
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of comebacks.
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(EΝE) Can I have a DQN?
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i @§-]@|! i @ I'd give you mine, but it seems to refuse to leave me alone.
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i @§-]@|! i @ I'm sorry, we're we were was we used our U's up.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Weirdo.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Gimme something spicy.
( "U) FOOOoooood, glooorious fooooood...
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@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ from Rei's was a genius move!
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i @§-]@|! i @ I embrace competition. It makes the pie bigger.
_R .U@- Ιm@@... I'm all out of pie.
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@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Dudes, we got pies that'll make
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iίDίGj @ you pee your pants in joy.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@A new challenger has entered the arena!
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@I suppose I should make a joke or something,
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@since that last post of mine was pretty lame.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Hee hee.
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Hey, man.
Shut up D:
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i @§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of competitors.
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*** THE REI casts "orange juice instrumentality"! ***
*** THE COMPETITION explodes! ***
*** THE REI is victorious! ***
can I have some sex?
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(EΝE) Can I get a spring menu then?
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@@@ /Q/_ /bAw, man! The seats are all sticky!
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@@ |= η@ =:|@||. |@The whole place smells like orange juice!
@@ |= ί R..:|@||@_QQQ@ QQQQQ..‘
@@@|=ρ@=:| @|| ΈήΒΈήΒ.@@Ι@@ Θ Θ.@|| |@Curse you, Rei!
@@@~~~~~~~ |@|| @ ==³==@@@@iMDLj @ CURSE YOU!!!!
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i @§-]@|! i @Oh, get in line.
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I'll stand in your line, if you know what I mean.
... You lost me.
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i @§-]@|! i @It was like a joke.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Only much, much smaller.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
like, an oke?
iMDLj YOU ARE GOING TO ORDER OR SIT HERE AND MAKE JOKES ALL DAY, HUH? HUH?
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Y'see, diners are like... bicycles, man.
Actually... They're more like... brain damage.
So you're just gonna sit right here and enjoy it!
@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into the whole enjoyment thing.
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i @§-]@|! i @You've come to the right place.
_R .U@- Ιm@@Try the veal.
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@ ©__©
@i@ί mίj I'm not really into veal.
( ί ί) I'd like a half order of veal, please!
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i @§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
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( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) I hate you!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i @I'm not in this business to make friends,
_R .U@- Ιm@little Suzy Creamcheese.
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(ŌŌ) But will we ever be absolutely free if we're only in it for the money? Just freak out!
( EΦE) What are you in this buisness for, then? You don't seem to be in it to sell food.
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i @§-]@|! i @What else can do I do with a degree in Modern Image Board Culture?
_R .U@- Ιm@That's like asking a Liberal Arts major why they serve Coffee.
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But...this is not an imageboard!!!
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i @§-]@|! i @The same way a coffee stain isn't art.
_R .U@- Ιm@I like to just claim I'm on the cutting edge of Imageboards, however.
@@MMt@iL@@@I'm Avant garde
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Speaking of coffee... Could I have a Black Russian, please? They sound oddly nice, and now I have an urge to give them a try.
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i @§-]@|! i @You're been lurking in English@2ch, haven't you?
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I'm inclined to say the same about you. Now give me my damned drink!
865 wasn't me, though. But I agree with his sentiment.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιjί
i @§-]@|! i ί We'r- hic fresh.. outta th-hic-at
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Give me a.. uh... Zombie, then. That doesn't contain vodka, right?
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i @§-]@|! i ί hic fresh outtah tha-hic
_R .U@- Ιm@@Yeh know hic you look besserh hic after a dehrink or three hicί
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
Do you have any booze to make drinks with at all?