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slalom etymology
[Norwegian slalåm : slad, sloping + låm, path.]
thewe is a samba playing on the sambrero aaaaaaandall i wannan do is
dancedancedance
i ave left my backpack on th ebus and must go back to get it but the
rivber is full of fire and ssolder it is veyr emportant though
charlie told me that theres my ZENon the pack so i have to get it
beforte the buus sinks
brian i have never told you this before but cromwell is a very
important man and his head is buriead in cambridge but only 3 peopel
know where it is ok so you have to find it before morning or else it
will be unearthed and i cant have that happen or else it will chew
everything and break the walls and i cant sleep with her then i have
to find a profylaptic - therees something happen and if it
goes wrong i will have a baby
tglark mark straks pick oppen
there is a sound playing and i think policeor thje raidio speaker ahs
to go up sometime
briam YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HED+AS BEFORE MORNING OR tHE sUN Willn't
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ican feel the msuic in my SouL BRIAN SO IS HUNTER AND JUSTIN AND
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You guys don't even know. At my school there used to be plastic knife fighting gangs. There were tons of different gangs, people got jumped, people got way worse than just cuts. There were no rules. There was this one gang who used pens. They were the kids who sat on the heater by the window. They were called the heat. Eventually, the school stopped putting out knives at lunch.
No white man has the right to feel unhappy.
And then the kicker: I looked down at my package and noticed "Little Khalid" was AWOL. As they were loading me into the the police wagon I glanced back over my shoulder and saw what was was left of him charbroiling on the sidewalk. Then one of the bomb sniffing dogs gobbled him down like a snausage. A fat lot of good those 72 virgin are going to me now.
This is such a passionate story of love and friendship, i even lost my erection around part 3!
Conversations would never be interesting if everybody completely agreed with each other.
Molecularly speaking, water is actually much drier than sand.
Teenagers can be very cruel sometimes. I remember how me and my friends would wait by the bathroom, and call little Eddy Dreskin "homo" and "fag" because he was small and didn't dress well. Then, still chuckling, we would all walk into the bathroom and ream each other's assholes with our penises. And never once did the irony of it all occur to us, that we too weren't all that fashionable in our choice of clothing and clothing accessories. Ah, to be so naive again.
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Illegal things are exciting too.
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Hello sirs I just made some AA food! It is pretty easy I just print and cut out mitten clip art and carved it into an omelete. Then I punctured a hole in a plastic bag and used it to squirt out the ketchup. Please enjoy this AA egg.
So, wanna come over to my house and have raging hot sex tomorrow? Besides our photoshoot.
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The story is about a boy who lives in a cupboard (i.e. "in the closet"). His Aunt and Uncle are ashamed of him because his parents were quite eccentric (i.e. "flaming") and they are deeply concerned and afraid that he will turn out just like them. On his 11th birthday (i.e. roughly at the onset of puberty), the boy discovers that he is actually a "wizard", different in both style and substance from normal people, or "muggles" (i.e. "breeders"). The boy is groomed into his new existence by a large, hairy bear of a man who shows Harry a hidden underground community of "wizards" living right under the noses of the general population (i.e. the gay subculture). Harry's first trip to this subculture involves traveling through "Diagon Alley", a play on the word diagonally (i.e. not straight).
Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildos
I am jealous of the first word in this sentence.
As with nearly any substance, it is possible for people to be allergic to semen. This condition, referred to as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity, is estimated to affect 5% of women. Since semen naturally occurs in the male body, it is quite rare for men to suffer from this condition, though there are reported cases of patients receiving reverse vasectomy operations who have later developed allergies to their own seminal fluids.
It was slightly disgusting to see someone actually say something like that.
When you turn 18, get me an early present.
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you aren't curious as to what I'm talking about?
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What else could I say?
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彡´_⊃`） ドイツ人が開発して
（´_⊃`） アメリカ人が実用化
ミ´_>`） イギリス人が投資し
（・ш・） 日本人が小型化に成功
（´_J`） イタリア人がデザイン
ξ・_>・） フランス人がブランド化
（｀ハ´） 中国人が海賊版をつくり
＜｀A´＞ 韓国人が起源を主張する
Evo has the ability to transform into humanoid versions of a bat (similar to Man-Bat), a wolf (similar to a Werewolf), or an amphibian of some kind. In these transformed states he is also able to take on the trait's of these animals, such as flight and enhanced smell.
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A Story About ‘Magic'
Some years ago, I (GLS) was snooping around in the cabinets that housed the MIT AI Lab's PDP-10, and noticed a little switch glued to the frame of one cabinet. It was obviously a homebrew job, added by one of the lab's hardware hackers (no one knows who).
You don't touch an unknown switch on a computer without knowing what it does, because you might crash the computer. The switch was labeled in a most unhelpful way. It had two positions, and scrawled in pencil on the metal switch body were the words ‘magic' and ‘more magic'. The switch was in the ‘more magic' position.
I called another hacker over to look at it. He had never seen the switch before either. Closer examination revealed that the switch had only one wire running to it! The other end of the wire did disappear into the maze of wires inside the computer, but it's a basic fact of electricity that a switch can't do anything unless there are two wires connected to it. This switch had a wire connected on one side and no wire on its other side.
It was clear that this switch was someone's idea of a silly joke. Convinced by our reasoning that the switch was inoperative, we flipped it. The computer instantly crashed.
Imagine our utter astonishment. We wrote it off as coincidence, but nevertheless restored the switch to the ‘more magic’ position before reviving the computer.
A year later, I told this story to yet another hacker, David Moon as I recall. He clearly doubted my sanity, or suspected me of a supernatural belief in the power of this switch, or perhaps thought I was fooling him with a bogus saga. To prove it to him, I showed him the very switch, still glued to the cabinet frame with only one wire connected to it, still in the ‘more magic’ position. We scrutinized the switch and its lone connection, and found that the other end of the wire, though connected to the computer wiring, was connected to a ground pin. That clearly made the switch doubly useless: not only was it electrically nonoperative, but it was connected to a place that couldn't affect anything anyway. So we flipped the switch.
The computer promptly crashed.
This time we ran for Richard Greenblatt, a long-time MIT hacker, who was close at hand. He had never noticed the switch before, either. He inspected it, concluded it was useless, got some diagonal cutters and diked it out. We then revived the computer and it has run fine ever since.
We still don't know how the switch crashed the machine. There is a theory that some circuit near the ground pin was marginal, and flipping the switch changed the electrical capacitance enough to upset the circuit as millionth-of-a-second pulses went through it. But we'll never know for sure; all we can really say is that the switch was magic.
I still have that switch in my basement. Maybe I'm silly, but I usually keep it set on ‘more magic’.
1994: Another explanation of this story has since been offered. Note that the switch body was metal. Suppose that the non-connected side of the switch was connected to the switch body (usually the body is connected to a separate earth lug, but there are exceptions). The body is connected to the computer case, which is, presumably, grounded. Now the circuit ground within the machine isn't necessarily at the same potential as the case ground, so flipping the switch connected the circuit ground to the case ground, causing a voltage drop/jump which reset the machine. This was probably discovered by someone who found out the hard way that there was a potential difference between the two, and who then wired in the switch as a joke.
We're COREAN, nida!
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I makes me think of "Land of Leather".
In a recent survey by First Direct Bank, Bournemouth was found to be the happiest place in Britain with 82% of people questioned saying they were happy with their life.
SPIDER CRAB, SPIDER CRAB
DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CRAB DOES
CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB
NO HE CAN'T CAUSE HE IS A CRAB
LOOK OUT
HE IS A SPIDER CRAB
>>206 this isn't 4chan, you faggot. We aren't anonymous, we are
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初代を小学校低学年のころに買ってもらいました．緑とGBポケットです．
ものすごい伝説厨でした．ミュウツーは使わなかったけど．
ちなみに大好きだったのはカメックス．今でも好きです．
ピカチュウバージョンは予約までして買いました．ただ初回プレイの記憶があまり・・・．
金銀も発売してすぐに買いました．伝説鳥が大好きで，なおかつ全員に空を飛ぶを教えてました（駄
この後，中学受験に入りゲームとは無縁の生活に入ります．
ルビーサファイアは中学にいた友人（塾も一緒だった）がポケモンをやっていると知り，再びはまりだします
Gendou: "Why did you join my beloved NERV?"
Shinji: "Sir, to kill Angels, Sir! And maybe to impress the chick with the big boobies who sent me this picture, Sir!"
Gendou: "So you're a killer?"
Shinji: "Sir yes sir!"
Gendou: "Let me see your war face!"
Shinji: "Sir?"
Gendou: "You got a war face? AAAAAARRRRRR! That's a war face! Now let me see your war face!"
Shinji: eenf eenf
Gendou: "BULLSHIT! You didn't CONVINCE me! Let me see your real war face!"
Shinji: "YAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Gendou: "You don't scare me. Work on it."
the inability to deliver a passionate kiss (or worse, the ability to deliver a disgusting kiss) can be a deal breaker, no matter how great the person is otherwise.
People say I'm white but I'm so other color.
(Damn EMF, why'd you have to go down on me?)
Recent changes to the calculation system have caused authorized user information to be taken off of your credit report. It is a phased program, but by the end of 2008 no authorized user info will be used for credit score calculation.
Illegal Aliens
O português é em onde está!
an use MacsBug to search for that phrase; on some Macintosh models, it's there.)
you people have some weird shit on your clipboards
Hakugyokurou
(・∀・)
Sisu is a Finnish term that could be roughly translated into English as strength of will, determination, perseverance, and acting rationally in the face of adversity. The equivalent in English is "to have guts", and indeed, the word derives from sisus, which means something inner or interior. However, sisu has a long-term element in it; it is not momentary courage, but the ability to sustain the same. To anthropologists, it is an appropriate invention for a cold northern land, dotted by thousands of lakes, and long under threat of being overwhelmed, militarily, linguistically and otherwise, by more powerful neighbours. Similar concepts exist among other cold-weather peoples, such as the Inuit and Chukchi.
Due to its cultural significance, Sisu is a common element of brand names in Finland. For example, there are Sisu brand cars (and armored vehicles), icebreaker MS Sisu, a brand of strong-tasting candy manufactured by Leaf, and a Finnish nationalist organisation Suomen Sisu. Mount Sisu is the name of a mountain first ascended by mountain climber Veikka Gustafsson in the Antarctic.
The term is commonly used in everyday speech to describe stoic toughness. It is widely understood in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, which is home to a large concentration of Finnish-Americans. For instance: Even after cutting his hand open and getting 12 stitches, he didn't shed a tear. Wow! He's got sisu! This has extended to include a popular bumper sticker saying simply "Sisu". By analogy, the term has picked up new meanings. Depending on context, "sisu" can refer to spunk, attitude, self-confidence, and so on. However, sisu is not bravery, nor strength, and needs to be distinguished from courage, especially when talking about the military. In contrast, sisu is an ability to finish the task and get things done, as defined by Roman Schatz in his book From Finland with Love (2005) and decisiveness. Usually sisu means will and decisiveness to get the things done against impossible odds, or to succeed when given the chinaman's chance.
Sisu can be either good or bad, but the usual meaning is good. Bad sisu (Finnish paha sisu) means malice combined with ruthlessness and implacability: it means relentless strive for mischief, persecution and vengeance (compare chutzpah). It is in a sense the mirror image of good sisu. Finnish expression pahansisuinen implies "audacious", "implacable", "full of affrontery", "malevolent" etc with aggressive overtones. The verb sisuuntua refers to getting angry, but with an element of determination and even being unforgiving. The idiom meni sisu kaulaan ("the sisu went to the throat [or neck]") returns to the original meaning, "innards"; "get a lump in one's throat", as in become too intimidated to act.
I died at Hina Kagiyama’s second spellcard, or somewhere along those lines. At this point the screen was beginning to blur ever so slightly, my concentration was waning a little, but that didn’t matter, for J was clamouring to have a turn. I decided to pull the carrot away ever so slightly and taunted him, knowing his nature would demand he prove me wrong. He continued in the manner I’d expected him to. I acquiesced, and handed over the controls, mentally noting that his keyboard made for poor gameplay due to the sticky directional keys.
It was the point of no return from then on. J’s reactions were precise enough for someone who had most likely never touched a shmup before, and it was nice to see how he adapted so quickly, shouts of “collect your points!” and “use your bombs!” from yours truly notwithstanding. He was hooked, and he kept on asking later on, regarding where I’d found out about Touhou. Not about to introduce a real life friend to 4chan just yet, I muttered something about an online forum, with a smile on my face.
Just as planned.
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anyone over 18 cannot access someone's MySpace if they are under 16 unless they know their name or email address.
a vacation or something.
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