CTRL+V THREAD! [part 2] (999)

1 Name:    : 1993-09-5047 15:11

asf, yeah

801 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 10:46

I often dream that Mihoshi was my girlfriend. And I also dreamed that I was the host and producer of a version of Match Game featuring anime characters
and the girls from Azumanga were guest starring in the panel

802 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 11:09

85.214.79.185

803 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 14:19

"Oh, it was a challenge!" recalls David, who is 38 and lives in Boston. "The first couple of times I got into mutual shit scenes, the minute I came I went running to the bathroom and puked. During the scene it was fine, but as soon as I came, the mentality wasn't there anymore, and the whole thing just grossed me out."

804 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 15:01

That's like saying you won't drive a car because you like the smell of a horse's ass.

805 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 21:32

Genji dislikes sleeping alone

806 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 22:11

Opening theme: "Soramimi Cake" (空耳ケーキ, soramimi kēki?, translated by ADV as "Fancy Hearing Cake")

807 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 22:24

filenames = set()

808 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 23:01

809 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 23:55

Let her dress me. I should have agreed to everything.

810 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 23:55

811 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 03:55

psychomatic.us

812 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 04:30

Perhaps One Cellphone Per Child is a more useful goal than OLPC?

813 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 05:41

pallets

814 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 06:19

I love sticking my cock in watches.

815 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 06:26

What's a song if you can't fuck to it

816 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 08:18

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817 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 19:59

we don't destroy the Net,

818 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 06:17

☆▢℗⚠⍝〄✈♖☮⧕⚂◵⌆⏏☹

819 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 09:00

820 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 13:33

Good for them. Now can they all please stop screaming into their phones as soon as my train comes up to the surface. Because if I have to endure one more time of "you won't believe what that bitch said to me" at 100dB and 6 inches away from my ear, I might snap.

821 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 21:33

The trick is to start slowly, and divide the population into factions. Don't do something obvious like suddenly snapping and posting abuse and porn. There's nothing to shout down or sage when half the board agrees with you, or at least thinks the disapproving half is going overboard. Politics. If the circumstances and personalities are right, you can troll an entire board simply by being yourself.

Perhaps I was too subtle in my allusion last time. One word: Misha.

822 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 22:06

>Why does the picture which most prominently displays Earth show the American continents, instead of Europe or Asia?

It was originally sold as a dart target.

823 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 22:59

MINIGTS-GSEED-2.part3.rar

824 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 05:20

You want to find the number 216 in the world, you will be able to find it everywhere. 216 steps from a mere street corner to your front door. 216 seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.

825 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 07:55

Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!

826 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5206 19:57

Even if you break out of the box, you'll only find that you're in an even bigger box called Failure, and it's made of Dragon Force.

827 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 04:34

emptily

828 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 04:50

Sheer idiocy. But there is more.

"[We have] suspended play when they're using imaginary weapons until the guidelines can be developed to help the staff differentiate between dangerous and imaginary play." This pearl of lucent sanity from Gary Thomas, the District Superintendent, who doesn't know the difference between "imaginary" and "imaginative."

This rigid, hostile, puritanical control of little boys is now national policy. Very, very bad, cops and robbers. It could be worse, though. Little boys might play Cowboys and Injuns. (They certainly couldn't call it that. Perhaps "Genderless Animal Care Technicians and Preternaturally Noble At-One-With-Nature Role Models" would do.)

One laughs, having no recourse, but it isn't funny. There is at work here something somber and ugly. It isn't just the schools. The country is eating itself, as if it had an autoimmune disease, as if undergoing cultural apoptosis. The political classes, using the minorities as bludgeons, and appeals to virtue as pretexts, seek to eliminate boyhood, the pursuit of excellence, the rewards of achievement, sexual identity, the family, religion, standards of honesty and civility, and personal responsibility. Half-educated teachers practicing playground Stalinism are just a part of it, one front in a larger war.

What do we think we are doing?

829 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 06:25

"A Feminist Reinterpreation of The Tale of Genji: Genji and Murasaki,"

830 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 07:21

# ----

831 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 08:51

11:[15/ctcp [CS]Archive_Asher my comics

832 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 23:49

"the loafer"

833 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 00:52

They're in the position of monks making a living from hand-writing bibles, a year -after- the printing-press has been invented.

834 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 00:54

835 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 01:19

gte mso 9

836 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 00:06

Yeah don't get a four-leaf clover. It's a symbol of the Aryon Brotherhood. They won't just beat you up they WILL kill you. I saw something on TV where they showed that the Aryan Brotherhood is the most dangerous prison gang in America. To join you have to kill someone. Fun side fact they have nothing to do with white supremacy.

837 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 02:00

resembles a thick, flat gray screen in a plastic frame, and is equipped with two knobs on the front of the frame in the lower corners. The knobs move a stylus that displaces gray powder on the back of the screen, leaving a dark line as the stylus is moved. The knobs can thus be used to create lineography. One knob moves the stylus horizontally, and the other vertically.

838 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 02:58

Gonna get fucked up. Gonna get real high.
Gonna get real drunk and ride our bikes.
Gotta do something weird. Gotta live the weird life.
Gotta do what kids do gotta gotta gotta try.
Gonna laugh gotta laugh gotta prove that I’m fly.
Gotta do it gonna prove it that I’m your kinda guy.
Gonna blend into your night like a cool white lie.
We don’t even have to think we don’t even have to try.
We can just get real drunk and go ride our bikes.

839 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 17:13

Dear Leader Sez:

841 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 19:46

842 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 01:29

You may want to try back at a later time.

843 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 03:50

844 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 06:36

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

845 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 11:26

Don't say another word. Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, fueled by my hatred for you. This FEAR ENGINE will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance, before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

846 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 19:30

847 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 20:10

la blue girl

848 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 21:59

"Isn't the only hope for the planet that the industrialised civilizations collapse? Isn't it our responsibility to bring that about?" -- Maurice Strong, head of the 1992 Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro and Executive Officer for Reform in the Office of the Secretary General of the United Nations.

849 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 22:09

850 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:32

851 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 00:05

Lawl nothing

852 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 02:05

Masamune Shirow/Kodansha/Bandai Visual/Manga Entertainment. 1995.

853 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 02:34

>>848

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854 Name: tp:// : 1993-09-5211 12:06

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855 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 13:44

I love you (CHINKOOOO!)

856 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 21:16

Iran hasn't been involved in an offensive war for well over a century, which is more than I can say for Europe or the United States.

857 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 21:18

and that <<4Chan Gold Account required to view this post>> shit

858 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 04:47

859 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 07:02

You are banned ;_;

860 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 23:34

Are you sure you want to send Recycle Bin to the Recycle Bin?

861 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 16:23

nebulous

862 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 19:26

The difference between the CIA and terrorists is their pay check.

CIA is backed up by a government and terrorists work for themselves.Both execute what stands in their way and liquidate opposed ideologies with no mercy

863 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 10:57

The fighting in central London continued for hours before the police gained control of the crowd. One local doctor told the South Western Star that the students' failure to hold back the police for longer was a sign of the "utter degeneration" of junior doctors and the Anglo-Saxon race.

864 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 18:30

  • A woman has to be SUBSERVIANT

    "A womans place is in the kitchen". You've heard that
    before I知 sure, and while it holds a modicum of truth the
    previous statement is not the complete truth. "A womans
    place is at the feet of her master". Now this is a far
    better phrase, and directly points out the nature of the
    relationship between a man and a woman. Women since time
    unremembered have always been the property of men, and
    though our modern age seeks not only to destroy this
    relationship, but to denigrate the man into a bumbling
    idiot, even the "strongest" women in the world have a deep
    seated desire to be taken, dominated and "taken care of" by
    a stronger male.

 You do not talk back to your man. His is the voice of 

truth and you must follow his instructions to the letter.
You do not question his motives, nor do you point out his
mistakes. What may seem like A mistake to your ignorant and
untrained eyes, likely have subtle layers of meaning behind
it... many times in order to train you better. For this
reason you are NEVER to second guess your master unless you
fear for his safety, or his life. Because, of course, your
main concerns are the happiness and wellbeing of your master.

 Whatever he likes, you do, whatever he does NOT like, 

you stop. This is hard for many women, because it means
specific idiosyncrasies that you might be used to doing
without even NOTICING have to be identified and stopped.
This could be anything from talking to your pets, to
whistling at night. It'll probably be the hardest thing to
actually do, but in the end anything worth having is worth
working for.

  • A final note
 If you smoke, stop. If you drink to the point of being 

sloppy drunk..stop. If you do drugs.. why are you here. You
need to be the perfect woman for your man, and if you do any
of these things, they're just going to age you into an ugly
wrinkled mess. Your beauty is what we desire, keep it as
long as you can.

Mauler out.

865 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 23:18

Most H-anime budgets can't even afford a bottle of water.

866 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 23:41

physician, heal thyself

867 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:03

The class split up into 2 groups; this was our group's efforts. We threw the script together on spot, our cameras ran out of batteries while filming, and we had to pad the video with extensive editing to meet the 20 minutes requirement. The result is a nonsensical mesh of confusing, grainy scenes of inaudible, awkward and incorrect Japanese. I hope you enjoy it.

868 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 03:08

871 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 21:01

If hackers took over 4chan.org and put a bunch of gross porn on the front page, what's the difference between that & regular 4chan?

872 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 01:22

 Juche 96 (2007) has witnessed an efflorescence of the Juche literature and art.
The stage work "Blue Sky over My Country" (Part Dawn), which consummates the Songun literature and art, depicts on a grand epical canvas the gigantic efforts of the Korean people who are on the general march of Songun revolution toward the dawn of a great, prosperous and powerful nation, thus stirring up their revolutionary fervor.
The grand gymnastic and artistic performance "Arirang," a world famous masterpiece, was registered in the Guinness World Records to be handed down through generations as a treasure of human culture and art.
The song "The Glow over Kangson," a masterpiece of the times, was newly arranged for instrumental music and soprano trio. The song inspires all the people to live and work in the spirit of Chollima.
The performance of servicepersons of companies of the Korean People's Army who participated in the 31st art festival of KPA servicepersons and the10th joint performance of art groups of servicepersons' families of the KPA, which were appreciated as the paragon of the Songun culture, and the performance of the art group of employees in the Hungnam Fertilizer Complex show the high standard of art popularization in the country.
Dozens of revolutionary poems and novels have seen the light this year, which has been recorded as a year in the annals for building a great, prosperous and powerful nation. Among them there are the epics "The Supreme Commander and Comrades-in-arms", "The Land of Spring in April" and "Envy the Youth of Mt. Paektu", and "Chongsan Plain" which belong to the cycle of novels "Immortal History" and novel "Ushering in the New Day" (first volume).
Thousands of fine art works were on display at the National Fine Art Exhibition and fine art shows, enriching the treasure house of the Juche-oriented fine art.
This year artists of the Mansudae Art Studio presented Korean paintings reflecting the efforts and life of the Korean people and traditional porcelain pieces of the nation to the 10th Beijing International Art Exposition and the 2007 Northeastern China International Porcelain Fair, winning the "Ten Most Famous Artists" prize and diploma, gold prize and first prize.
At the 11th Wuqiao International Acrobatics Festival, Korean acrobats performed the aerial trapeze "Diverse Flight" and were honored with "Gold Lion Prize" Cup, the highest prize, and certificate, thus demonstrating the might of the Juche acrobatics. 

873 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 02:58

The incredible cost of fuel required to slam one of these puppies through the atmosphere is more than compensated for by the savings to the airline due to not having to serve more than one round of beverages.

874 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 03:00

Its pathetic how no politician over there has realised there is something wrong with an education system that lets you graduate from unieversity with passes in english, yet you cannot fucking speak a single sentence.

875 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 04:46

876 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 05:58

-..-flash185--srslywtf.swf

877 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 07:29

バージョンアップ、お疲れさまです。
曲の始めに時間差パンを入れたときにも
ノイズが入るのは仕様ですか?

<追補>
初回の再生では問題ありません。2回目から。
右にパンすると、左にプチっと聴こえます。

878 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 07:49

879 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 08:18

880 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 10:41

66.207.165.176

881 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 11:59

video=uvesafb:1024x768-16,mtrr:3

882 Name: : 1993-09-5219 12:13

The Yumi is an Archery weapon that can be crafted by Bowcrafters.

Crafting Information:
Skill Required: 90.0 Bowcraft
Success Chance:
?
Exceptional Chance:
?

Resources Needed: 10 Boards or Logs

  • Can hold its maker's mark.

Combat Information:
Your Damage:
?
Your Swing Delay:
?
Faster Swing Speed:

883 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 15:09

Most of the pain involved with needles is a result of pushing the liquid solution into your cheek/gums faster than the tissue can absorb it. It would hurt less if injected slower, but then people might freak out if the needle is in too long.

884 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 20:28

The comment field is too long, by 3467 characters.

885 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 01:24

Tattoos are really skanky and skeevy regardless of gender. The sole purpose of body art is to fulfill vanity by attracting unwanted attention usually to one's anatomy rather than the whole person.
I'm certain all the symbols have deep, significant, spiritual meanings for the bearer of the tattoo but to the man on the street it's just a weird scrawl or offensive drawing. Such a tattoo should be kept hidden under clothes or only be seen in very casual settings. Presumably something deep and signiifcant isn't used to make light conversation and small talk to random people on the street since the latter will run screaming from the former. The essence of a human being lay in their heart and mind not on their skin.
In my experience tattoos, and piercings, are just an excuse for a girl to be a show-off without being called a slut or accused of being an exhibitionist since they rationalize they're showing off the tattoo or barbell not their rack or crack.

886 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 02:39

Damn, I forgot to renew my 4-ch MITTENS account.
Can someone see if the payment went through?
My ID is {You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.}

887 Name: : 1993-09-5220 03:32

NOTE TO ALL CITIZENS OF NORTH COREA!!!
OUR DEAR LEADER HAS LUPUS!!!
THEREFORE, WE MUST ALL CONTRACT LUPUS TOO!!!!!

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      ( 二二二つ / と) 
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888 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 03:41

DO NOT SEND ANY SORT OF "PRIVATE" OR SECURE INFORMATION TO 4CHAN.ORG. CLEAR YOUR COOKIES AND DISCONTINUE BROWSING THE SITE IMMEDIATELY.

889 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 06:33

59 [No]

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882 Name: ​ : 1993-09-5219 12:13 [No]

The Yumi is an Archery weapon that can be crafted by Bowcrafters.

890 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 07:01

Desktop Tower Defense

892 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 08:04

If its a one night stand you shouldn't be having, you are both able to not look at the other.

893 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 16:27

Even tho i FUCKING HATE PIGS! i would still support thier strike even tho thier reactionary peices of shit cause as much as i hate THIER FUCKING GUTS! if we can build some bridges you know maybe talk to them about thier situation maybe they'll be sympathetic to our cause..is this likely? Most likely not, but i would try anyways just for the sake of trying and solidairty and Fuck i know how it feels to not have enough money fuck it sucks balls and shit is just getting more and more expensive so i dunno just a thouhgt.

894 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 16:32

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ <---This is a good site for up to date news on the US total collapse and how this country has been turned upside down. We all know that since the late 1800s USA has been an Imperialist Military System. However lately since Bush and his hawks took power, the US imperialist system has been a lot worse. the USA is totally destroyed like the movie "Escape from L.A" by Kurt Russell, or "Reign of Fire" with Christian Bale, well the thing is that i went to the post office this morning and the service was real shitty, the post office doesn't offer good service anymore, they don't have free pens there so that u can write leters right there in the post office or do any errands, and the other US gov. offices are just as bad, every thing is turned upside down, just watch the movie "Children of Men" with Clive Owen to know what i am talking about

marxist_god

895 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 17:38

シュール

896 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 18:22

Sorry to hurt your little fweelings.

897 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 18:26

898 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 18:44

This letter is too long, you dumb shit.

899 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 18:45

Your mom s**** d**** and your Dad is gay.

900 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 20:23

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