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>We haven't fought a victorious full-scale battle on our own since the Civil War.
Kind of hard to lose that one, don't you think?
When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it
compared to some shithole pseudo intellectual
I woke up this morning and I found myself to be all alone. I figured I'd be alone for a while so I go into the living room, strip naked, pop in 2 B A Master, and play Pokemon Battle Revolution.
It's all going swimmingly until it hits the pokerap, I can't control myself when it plays and I have to sing along. I get through almost of all of the song without incident but then it gets to right before the Charmeleon verse. Now if you know the song you know right before that there is a very impassioned YEAH. I thought it would be a good idea to jump up and do a 360 uppercut. I throw my controller in the air and begin my jump screaming "YEAH".
You know when really horrible things are happening to you and time slows down? It did. 1/4 through my jump I see my mom, sister, and two brothers staring at me with their jaws dropped. They're so close it feels like my cock is about to smack my mom in the lips. At this point my controller deemed it necessary to drop on my fucking head, so instead of covering up my junk I start to hop around screaming obscenities, and my cock n' balls are flopping around everywhere. All the while this is going on the pokerap is finishing up. It sucked
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What is the performance?
The performance is identical to a standard installation, except for hard-disk access which is slightly slower. If your hard disk is very fragmented the performance will degenerate. However, once the Ubuntu install created by Wubi has been transferred to a dedicated partition using LVPM, the hard drive access speed will be identical to that of a standard Ubuntu installation.
Any gotcha?
Hibernation/suspend is not supported under Wubi, moreover Wubi filesystem is more vulnerable to hardreboots (unplugging the power) than a normal filesystem, so try to avoid unplugging the power. These problems, however, are no longer present once the Ubuntu install created by Wubi has been transferred to a dedicated partition using LVPM.
What they're trying to do is to create a virtual paradigm shift, and using a collaborative effort, they will fundamentally alter the synergy between these two channels. If they hope to harness the power of Web 2.0, they need to be proactive in their real-time global initiatives, and mesh their current mindshare to make frictionless infrastructures.
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Womb fucking is not only possible, it's easy to do, if you know how. The problem is, actually, finding a girl wanting to do that. My ex-GF allowed me to try, but she didn't allow me to put more than a finger in her womb. This is how to do it:1) The best time to do it is before her period. The muscles of the cervix become softer, it's the preparation of the female body for pregnancy (yes, that's also the most "dangerous" time to fuck a girl). In some species, the cervix gets so soft and pliable that you can actually penetrate the womb (saws and mares are the ones I know, unfortunately humans are not).2) If you don't want to fist-fuck the girl (and, therefor, loosen her vagina), you can use knitting needles to penetrate her cervix (use the rounded end, of course, duh). Whatever you use, put a condom on it and lube it with proper lubricant (don't use oil or creams, they are absorbed by the body and you won't want her cervix drying during the process, it would be embarrassing to go to the hospital with your hand or a couple knitting needles stuck inside her).3) If she complains about the pain, you can mix xylocaine with the lubricant. If you have access to muscular relaxants, you can also give her a shot directly on her sphincter (use an insuline syringe). Don't forget to masturbate her G-spot and clitoris, that also helps to mask the pain.4) Penetrate careful and slowly. If you are using the knitting needles, let her penetrate herself, so she can find her "rhythm". Once you have reached her womb, rotate your finger or the knitting needle, making a wide circle to stretch her cervix. The whole process may take hours (it took me over two hours the first time).5) If she allows it, you can add another finger when she is stretched enough (or another needle). I didn't manage to do it in the first day (even using xylocaine, she complained about the pain, and she got scared when the condom came out with a little blood). Doing it regularly will stretch her enough to allow a full womb fuck.6) To avoid infection, you can douche her womb with sodium hypochlorite diluted in water (0.1%). Don't use antibiotics, they bring a lot of problems.Notes: don't pull her womb out, it hurts like hell and may cause internal bleeding (there are rape reports of women fistfucked and dying after having their wombs pulled out).Two Big Bull In A One Pen
I will allow this very simple diagram to explain a Sonic the Hedgehog fan's evolution.
"I love Sonic the Hedgehog!" > "I love drawing Sonic the Hedgehog!" > "I love drawing Sonic the Hedgehog's butthole!"
Even I was slightly intimidated.
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The large LGBT pride festival in Sydney, Australia is called the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, although it is held in February.
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掲示板の情報はほとんどウソなんだ。
しかし、その情報に多くのユーザが同調していくと
まれにウソが真実のように独り歩きしていき、掲示板の枠を超え
ネット社会全体に、ウソが真実として広がっていくことがある。
例をあげると、創価学会に対する様々な悪い情報だ。
この悪い情報は全てウソと言っていい。このウソを信じて創価＝悪
と考える者が、最近様々な犯罪を犯し始めているようだ。
この現状から、虚偽と真実を見極める能力がない者が掲示板を
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I realize that with some people, I haven't actually made it overtly clear that I only want to be called Chaos. Some people, even though they know my real name (Chaos) will tend to call me by my legal name, and I don't actually tell them that I only want to be called Chaos. The reason I don't tell them sometimes is because, as I said, 90% of people will just refuse to call me Chaos anyways, and then they'll argue with me about it and tell me how stupid I am for wanting to be called Chaos, and a lot of times I just seriously don't feel like having that argument. Plus, if there's one thing I've learned in life- this really would be way at the top of the list of things I finally learned when I got older- it's that trying to reason with people or telling them how you feel and asking them nicely to do things has ZERO effect. It's the hugest waste of your breath and time possible. So really there's not much point in wasting your time.
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[16:36] caliboy(1blood): im a blood
[16:37] princecharming: lol a gangsta in a chattroom
[16:37] caliboy(1blood): **** u
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I was the Nesquik bunny for two hours at the Melbourne show - the guy who got me the job lied to them and said I'd done heaps of mascot work, told me it was the easiest job going, and no one told me that the bunny head weighed more than my neck could hold up! Then some teenagers came and harassed me and one socked me in the stomach (not very hard), and I cracked, threw up, and was carried off by St Johns Ambulance!
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It is 4.1 Cubic Feet and commonly found in hotel rooms with little itsy bitsy alice-in-wonderland size bottles of things to drink in it that will quadruple your hotel bill in one night.
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You're as bad as the furries you look down upon, degenerate
Fucked up sexuality, fucked up mind, fucked up body
What do you have to live for?
Nothing.
So kill yourself.
Now.
Now.
Now.
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