In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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I have no job or car or money or girlfriend. I live with my parents and contribute nothing to society. I have no ambition. I went to college for half a semester then left in disgust. I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I'm useless. I think that one of these days I'll just curl up in a corner somewhere and die.

:(

>>160
we live in the weird world today
even useless people are useful to society somehow
you'll see...

>>160
Measuring your self-worth in "usefullness for society" is probably one of the worst things to do. Don't trick yourself into thinking that fullfilling that will make you happy. Until you figure it out measure your self-worth by the size of your penis or something equally arbitrary because that makes about as much sense as anything

>>162

SIGNED

He who dies with the most porn, wins!

I lied to my mother about losing my virginity. D;

>>165
Ahaha, do explain

>>166
I second this

>>167
I third this

>>168
I fourth this

>>165 You told her she wasn't your first, didn't you?

You shouldn't have lied. A Mother always knows.

I think that a girl is into me but I will probably never return her entreaties despite being horribly starved for any kind of human contact because I'll just screw up again and end up more alone than ever :(

>>171
Wrong thread.
http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1142278539/

>>171
me too, except i never bothered to have human contact in the first place.

i left a dead battery in my apartment's lobby before i moved.
the landlady was really nice. i guess i was just being a lazy ass.

i once hated this 6 year old annoying spoiled girl, so i framed her for something stupid, then their parents got pissed angry with her and she cried yelling she didnt do it. I kinda felt happy at first and then felt bad afterwards.

i rode on the skytrain in (area) a lot without paying, cause they didnt monitor the trains. but then i eventually got caught once and the fine was like 100+ bucks. instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.

oh, and i have a bad habit of never calling home. i'm the only child and both my parents love me a lot. i felt guilty, but at the same time, my laziness and apathy gets the better of me.

>>174's story about the girl kinda turned me on.

>>175
me too

>>instead of paying, i just left the country. lol.

I like your style.