[emo] Presenting: the solution to all your problems (9)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-03 22:31 ID:xclcOUpX

Now, there's been a lot of 'wah wah bad relationship, rah rah, breakup' shit going on in general lately. And i'm not saying i haven't been part of it or anything, but it doesn't mean i want to listen to you guys whining. So, i present to you the, THE, solution:

"The best and largest dating site for gothic, goth , punk, vampire, metal, industrial, fetish, goth rock, occult, skulls, monsters, dark, darkwave, mysticism."

http://www.gothicmatch.com/

So, run forth my lonely depressed minions, hook up with goth chicks that cut themselves, have bad relationships that last the autumn and come back like migrating birds with new girl headaches, entertaining stories and spread depression around christmas or whatever, actually coming back around the winter solstice would be pretty fucking paganistic.

right

2 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-03 22:37 ID:Heaven

2GET

3 Name: 41 2005-10-03 22:38 ID:Heaven

what the fuck

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-04 01:38 ID:dFxbQp0M

>>1
The only things I can see coming from this are more camwhores and bad emo poetry.

In short, more evil.

5 Name: Lord Ebony, Dark Master of The Legions of Doom 2005-10-04 04:29 ID:Heaven

>>1 has showed me the way to linking up with half-human females willing to carve pentagrams into their retinas.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-04 04:44 ID:i4Ae4cM0

Wait, I thought suicide was the solution to all my problems.

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-04 05:26 ID:Heaven

>>6
It was, but now there's a new solution: Gothic Dating!

It's better than death!

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-20 03:21 ID:N7e07B0A

what is the exact definition of emo?
i see it all the time but i don't know the meaning.
my friend and i decided on depressed,retarded kids.
is that close?

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-20 04:08 ID:Heaven

I would rather masturbate my dick raw a la JDR than plunge it into one of those animals

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