lol IM programs are gay &c
If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.
I'm not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Ahh, who the hell am I kidding? I'm looking at porn again.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
I have a secret to tell you... I'm away from my computer right now.
How about you leave me a message and I ignore you? Sound good?
I'm magically changing the color of toilet paper.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd rather be shopping than talk to you.
hello i want friend ship withh u
I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait.
I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.
eyes glazed over