Please talk to yourself in English, and leave.
Others don't need to give a response.
monoreru mo no reru
I think #456 fails it.
>>456 in my opinion seems to be somewhat DQN because he fails to understand that the purpose of this thread is for monologues and soliloquies in 英語, not in some other strange language.
My neighbor is building a giant blue coffee cup in the parking lot.
Mmmmmh, coffee.
It's rainy today. I don't want to go to school. I want to do nothing.
I need to get motivated. It's important to do stuff.
Sometimes people on the Internet are stupid like that.
I didn't like Suzuki before, but all of a sudden she turned me on. Now I really like her.
Good men are often used by bad people. I don't wanna go to work. My co-workers are so self-centered.
What's good or bad depends on each other. In my opinion, a really good man doesn't badmouth his coworkers.
I wish the wireless network my neighbor has was connected to my network so I wouldn't have to connect to my network from outside.
CEO came to the meeting suddenly. He changed our plan completely.
I never really know what someone means when he says "we"...
I don't have any place left to go but 4-ch.
I think I need to get a life.
4-ch is life.
4-ch is the good internet.
NK launched a missile toward Japan though it didn't reach Tokyo. The missile is thought to fall down into the sea between the two countries. In my opinion, NK tried to scare/retaliate Japan,① in order to negotiate about where the next soccer game should take place, ② so that they express their anger against Bush's speech that Kim John Il is the most horrible person in the world, or both.
>>473
Seems like you're too ignorant of what happened in the world. You're so called real chubou.
>Seems like you're too ignorant of what happened in the world. You're so called real chubou.
"Seems like you're ignorant of what has happened in the world. You're the real so-called chubou."
Fixed.
I wonder why Chinese has begun to attack Japan all of a sudden.
Nobody understands me but Yukorin.
Will the real chuubou, please shut up, please shut up
KICCHEENNN!
Nothing to do these days but go to work and wank off.
(Not at the same time, hopefully)
I forgot about today being a holiday, so I got up way too early.
After all I didn't go to see her.
hello, i'm japanese studying in the U.S.
Hello! Glad to have you here.
I have to urinate often. I may have prostatitis.
That's interesting.
Prostatitis is at first not so painful, but I'm worried. But I can't bring myself to get medical checkup.
Why not? I guess it's too late when the pain become irresitable. Better see a doctor soon. The worst I come up with
is cutting it off.
If I cut it off, I can't enjoy plaing with girls.
To make a good realionship with a girl, being able to make good sex is very important, I've realized.
My world is coming down.
When I spoke English, my voice got thick for the firt time.
We use the past tense when the event finished,but we use the past continous when the event was still going on at that time.
Girls are very difficult to teach in a different sense. I have to be careful.
It feels funny posting in here since I don't understand any Japanese.
High school girls with a short skirt are very sexy, they look foolish.
500GET
I'm in two minds as to whether I can turst him or not. He may try to trap me. We have seven enemies outside the home.
Are you a secret agent?
I guess.
I know.
I feel very sorry for her. She has hemorrhoids. When I saw the protrusion of her hemorrhoid after making love with her, I felt so sorry. I could understand why she did not want to make sex. But it was too late. I was too much animal-like.
The best plasure we can get in our life is sexual plasure.
Gee, I don't like to see many "fixed" posting when someone makes spelling mistakes.
She came up to me, and said with a mysetrical smile, "Please help me". In my experience this kind of girl is very dangerous.
Relax, everybody is free to speak his mind. Freedom is a good thing.
She can give me everything. She can give me not only mental pleasure but also sexual pleasure.
I saw two English monologues in 2-chan. It seems Japanese love saying to themselves very much rather than having talk with other people.
I'll be going to take an English exam today. I'll do my best. I hope to be successful.
I have to be criticized in public. It makes me so tired, but I can't help it.
Making poems in a foreign language is awefully difficult. It seems to me that it's impossible to make poems in a foreign language. Of course some may be able to do it. But they must be jenius. Mastering two languages perfectly is impossible.
I have too many things to learn. Different people have different ideas. It's difficult to be neutral.
You don't have to be so worried about that, I think. You are different from others, so it's natural you have your own idea.
When natives pronunce, p or th, before the tissue, the tissue swings.
He can't use his head when he is in a panic.
I'd call it panic when he loses control of himself and so he can't use his head.
When I get too much nervous or tense, I can't use my head.
English soliloquies are wonderful occasions to practise your english and practise jisakujien. But who cares about jisakujien? Nobody knows anyway.
It is fairly interesting reading the valient efforts of Japanese posters trying to make English sentences. I'd love to try that out but I can't post on 2ch at all since I keep getting a "Your post has been entered. Please wait for the interface to reload" sort of message, but my post just magically disappears. Maybe my IP was banned? Who knows.
It is tickling me to post in such cautiously polite language. After reading too many soliloquies I think I am starting to sound like a non-English speaker.
I propose there be a thread to practise English and have it corrected. Or maybe there already is one and I didn't look carefully (boke-).
I dyed my hair. It may be bad for my hair. But I dyed my hair many times. What do I want to say? Nothing. Just I wanted to write something.
These days, life has been very slow. Is it ever possible that this thread will reach 1000?
By the way, the track "Dragon Reika" on the Sousei no Aquarion OST is great.
I got husky.
I am not your mother. I am the black baboon.
Oh yeah and it's possible for a human to master two languages, you just have to learn them from childhood. The reason why poetry works in the first place is because many of the words have connections to early experiences.
Unless you're a strictly visual thinker.
Today, I started smelling my sweat and realized that I couldn't even lift up medium-weight things without panting afterwards.
I must stop this otaku lifestyle and start exercising and living cleanly.
I practiced too hard, which made me very unlucky, as is often the case with me.
They couldn'speak English at all. But they were able to write good English. I was very surprised. I wonder why they can't speak even though they can write good English.
>>530
In many countries, such as Japan and Korea, English reading and writing skills are emphasized. The educators there don't seem to understand or care that speaking and listening are a totally different set of skills, which cannot be truly learned from only studying the written word. Conversational skills must be taught too. If they really want to communicate in English, Korean and Japanese students are basically wasting their time because of being taught this way.
They say things are changing toward more communicative techniques, but educational change is slow in any country.
They know that it is very important to develop communicative skills in Engish. Almost all people want to be a fluent speaker of English, even they dream it. But the biggest problem is that many Japanese are very shy. Especially high school students are the shiest. They can't practice speaking English in front of other people in their class. The main reason why they can't speak comes from their character.
Exactly lots of Japanese may be shy. But I wonder other problem makes them far from speaking English. In Japan, English is one of the most important subject for admission. Especially high school students study reading,writing and grammer with difficuly to go to "good" colleage. (It is often said tha admission is more difficult than graduation in Japanese college.) So, some English teacher hardly teach speaking . This "the entrance examination" doctrine effects badly japanese society.
A lot of East Asian / South East Asian 1st world counries suffer from the exam syndrome. I was a victim of it. It's so pointless, but secretly I prefer that sort of stable system rather than a totally slack one.
When we speak English, we breath out about about twice as much as Japanese do. To speak English like a native speaker, Japanese should learn how to breath in speaking English.
>>535
I recognised that recently. And I'm in practice. My English class was useless for pronouciation, but useful for exams.
Sorry for my idle compalaint. I'll leave.
You don't need to leave, because this is an English soliloquy. Nobody will be bothered. There will be no flame wars.
I've been practising Japanese a little and I realise you don't breathe a lot. But when I hear Japanese speaking on TV they seem to speak very fast, and some older females like to go "eeeeeeeeeee" a lot and keep nodding their heads. Every time they make a point they nod their heads...
One thing many have lamented about Japan's English education system is that it's terribly lacking, and as such, unless you take personal interest in learning English, Japanese seem find it hard to live and work in English-speaking countries. Most seem to think it's still useless because they figure they'll be living in Japan their whole life.
My teacher teaches English in English. His class is very interesting. There are many words I can't catch or understand. But I love that atmosphere. The words I learned in his class are kept in my mind for a long time.
Once you can grasp basic English it's a good idea to teach English in English. This way, you are forced to get better so you can understand what's going on (unless you don't give a shit about learning English).
That's why I watch anime without subtitles sometimes. I force myself to learn new things.
When I learn a foreign language, I feel as if I were trying to find beautiful pebbles in a beach. I can't finish it.
Hi everyone! I have a question to ask you. Have you seen the movie "Back to the Future"? If you have, did you like it? I liked it a lot!
All three parts are very enjoyable. Fun & suspense is a good mix!
Even if I think it's good, as is often the case, it's not that good. I've had such experiences many times. I feel so sad and deperate. What can save me? I want to find such a thing within a week. After all I have to pray to God.
All you have to do is listening to LINKIN PARK!
I'm afraid of meeting people. It was not until yesterday that I realized I was trapped by him. He can cheat others better than any other person in the world, I feel. I have never met a more cunning person than he.
I hate crab louses. They bite me. It's tough.
I was going to put キモヲタ ハケーン in the shiritori thread, but realised you shouldn't have a word ending with "n".
There's a lot of silly people on 2ch's ENGLISH board lately.
I wonder whether even more talk of Yukorin will result in the creation of a new board for these silly people..
this is the first time i came to this board
just so nice, i like it
i think there should be much more people
I agree with Mr. >>549
I am happy that this board is here.
I want to write more, but I can't write freely.
Nothing is more than diffcult than writing. Speaking is, in general, easier than writing. To my surprise there are quite a few Japanese who can write good English though he/she can't speak English.
I cannot cope with loss.
I like to watching movies. movies can give you a sense of that period of time.
if you watching movies you will better understand culture. recently i watch a lot
of french new wave movies and i really got a feeling of that time. it's kinda strange feeling, that time will never come back, but movies are living evidence of
that time and people of that time
Your english is kind of good for a Japanese, >>554 .
>>548
It happens. What can you do?
>>549
The one problem is that most non-Japanese are not yet used to this kind of culture and system. It'll be hard to get more people.
Today I had to go back to school. It's the last half of the last year of my secondary school years. After this I'll still see some of my classmates though so it's nothing bad. And loss is inevitable. Impermanence is a reality.