i love my mom (135, permasaged)

1 Name: fart man : 2006-12-31 09:35 ID:sGzWQGS6

im an average English guy whose age is 31, and im also unemployed at the moment. okay let me start to tell u my odd story..(but all true)

i havent had any girl friends in my life(but it doesnt mean i dont like women, i actually do like them). just because no women wants me, since i look aweful, like a monster. To discribe it better, ill tell u a story. one day, when i was on a lift, a boy(and his mom)came in when the door opend, and as he looked up and saw my face, he said "oh my god!!"...

Because of my ugly looking, i had always been picked on by girls(and guys) through all my school yrs. they always jumped on me and often, even punched in my face which made my looking worse. so, from these experiences, i lost all my confidence with women.. even though i like them...

the only woman i can rely on and have physical contact(i mean in a sexual way) with is only my mom. my dad passed away before i recognized he was my dad. i guess we (i and my mom) were both lonely and thats why we had some sex...(not many times!) i dont do it anymore(the last time was a year ago) and i wont either(i swear) but still, i cant mentally shake off my mom, since she still needs me, both mentally and physically.

i guess you might tell me to rent a flat(apartment) to live separately from my mom, but please note that im unemployed therefore living separatelly cant economically an option(and also im not such an independent person).

do you have any other idea?? any good advice wanted

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-31 09:42 ID:aJIqonYA

If this is true, you are sick. It is disgusting, I do not care how lonely, desperate, and pathetic you are. You are revolting and so is your mother.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-31 17:51 ID:Heaven

Pics or it didn't happen.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-31 23:22 ID:pWSxNKwg

I have some doubts that this really happened, but I must say that, if it is true, it is certainly very strange. Though, even given the taboo nature of such activity, I have a hard time caring about incest if it is between two consenting adults who use all measures possible to prevent pregnancy, I can only say that what you are doing is probably psychologically harmful for both of you. Other than that, I really don't know what to tell you.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 00:35 ID:Heaven

>>2

This post of yours doesn't make you look any better, you know.

6 Name: fart man : 2007-01-01 08:46 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>4
[what you are doing is probably psychologically harmful for both of you]
yes, u r so right. although i love my mom and i desperately need some physical contact with somebody, i feel so guilty(id say a kind of mixed feelings, ecstasy and guilt). im mentally so tired out.

i surely want to shake off my mom to get out of such an weird situation, and want to be normal, but my mom wont give me up and i havent had a girl friend yet(it wont happen maybe..)
i guess we are very similar kind of people who rely "too much" on each other, and that makes everything so mixed up.

i know my situation involved sounds so strange to u, but i cant do anything by myself. i need ur help. id like to hear ur good advice to help myself out. so please let me have a chance to hear ur advice for gods sake.

and one more thing. if u guys have doubts that this really happened(well this is kind of on going. anyway,) because of my name "fart man", please leave it alone because the reason why i call myself a "fart man" is that fart is embarrassing if there are pple around(its very embarrassing to confess such a thing to u), but isnt harmful to anybody, but at the same time, it inst useful for anybody either,(only stinks) which i thought suits me(or my situation involved) well.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 18:14 ID:Heaven

o.O

This is the strangest story I have read in a very long time. You have my pity.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-01 23:24 ID:Heaven

Fart man, you always make such great posts. I especially like the ones in Love&Romance. Keep up the good work!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-02 17:07 ID:Heaven

freud will have a field day with you

10 Name: fart man : 2007-01-03 09:48 ID:sGzWQGS6

today was my moms birth day.. shes turnd 57.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-03 10:48 ID:Heaven

if this story is true, or partially true, you should realize that right now you are what is called hitting rock bottom. Move, go somewhere else, start a new life and improve yourself.

12 Name: fart man : 2007-01-04 10:38 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>11
but i dont have any money..ive got no friends at all, and my mom wont lend me any money since she doesnt want me to leave her.
so, u know, things r so complicated.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 11:10 ID:Heaven

Even though you have been molested,
posting shit in L&R doesn't cut it.

Also becoming homeless is fine too.
Still better than fucking your mom.

But fine, if you are a real deal (which I doubt you are),
yet keep on going I CAN'T SHAKE OFF THE JIGGIES OF MY MOM,
then you are screwed. You do have to shake her off.
Anyway, good luck.

P.S. Stop posting advice on L&R.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 11:13 ID:Heaven

>>13

>Stop posting advice at all until you have sorted this thing out.

edit

15 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 11:16 ID:Heaven

>>11... but i dont have any money

Didn't you worked?

But I doubt this is true. What sort of attention are you trying to seek?

Why is that your mom's birthday have to coincide with the recent time you started this thread?

Look.... there are still people who won't talk you down for being the way you are... at least that is how I am. You don't have to lie or anything. Just speak your mind.

It's hard to believe when alot of what you say from various posts of yours are rather bullshit.

Look.. if you are really what you say you are. I won't look down on you, there's no point in doing so. I rather want to know what cause it.

16 Name: fart man : 2007-01-04 11:55 ID:sGzWQGS6

my mom aint very happy, shes saying she doesnt want to get old. so i said she was still very beautiful and attractive, and kissed her. and when i did this she looked at me with a gleam in her eye, just like a girl looking at a colourful candy. i realized she really needs me. and also, i realized i still want my mom.. i even want to have a baby.(although i wont)

i really cant sort this thing out. why am i so screwed up??

>>14
[Stop posting advice at all until you have sorted this thing out.]
i post advice because when i do this, i can feel that im even more normal than others. and i guess my advice is quite useful for those who need help.

17 Name: yuka : 2007-01-04 14:56 ID:GjRmgvjm

>>16

After reading the very first post in this thread, I couldn't help but want to HIT YOU for having sex with your mom. You should have told her that it's FUCKING WRONG to have sex with her. Who cares if you're lonely?! You just had sex with your mom, dammit!?!?! -breathes-

This is perhaps the most horrid thing I have ever come across on in the internet! ARGH SERIOUSLY, THIS IS GROSS. YOU STILL WANT YOUR MOM AND YOU STILL GIVE ADVICE TO OTHER PEOPLE?! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SLAP YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE, DAMMIT. WHY DON'T YOU APPLY YOUR ADVICE TO YOURSELF, YOU NASTY PERSON! YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO CHANGE YOURSELF! TALK TO YOUR MOM AND TELL HER THAT WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING ISN'T RIGHT. >>13 is right. I'd rather be homeless than have a son of mine fuck me when I'm old. (I'm 19. And no, I don't have children.)

The choice is up to you, fart man. Either be the most horrid man on earth or move out and start a new life.

-punches wall- That felt good.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 16:03 ID:XvHrbTwj

Though I'm personally somewhat disgusted with this, but like >>4 I don't really see anything wrong with it between two consenting adults.

Before we go around telling you that you have a problem, we would have to come to the conclusion that incest is bad, or at least in your case.

If there are no problems, just use protection and it'll probably be just fine.

19 Name: fart man : 2007-01-04 16:07 ID:sGzWQGS6

i know this is gross, and im doing a fucking wrong thing, but i just cant get out of the situation..

about 5 yrs ago, when i was 26, i got a new sister(i dont know who her father is), and i sometimes drank my mothers milk. it didnt taste so good, but i still liked drinking it. i drank it and masturbated. also, the cheese cake that my mom made from her milk was awesome.

i want to forget those thing, but i dont want to forget them. these r terrible, but at the same time, these are lovely. u know what i mean?

well, im so screwed up, i guess.. help me out for gods sake

20 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 16:27 ID:Heaven

>>19

Good bye.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 18:11 ID:evtXd91B

>>19
i lold

22 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-04 20:10 ID:Heaven

Is this the fictional story of a troll, or a genuinely desperate person?

23 Name: yuka : 2007-01-05 02:20 ID:AIdq63sg

>>19 Urgh. Seriously, you should get away from her. And look for a psychiatrist. (Dunno if I spelled it right. XD)

>>21 I lol'ed too. So funny!

>>22 I think it's a mixture of both. XD

But seriously, >>19 GET A LIFE.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 03:11 ID:Heaven

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25 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 05:33 ID:Heaven

>>17
>>23

It's pretty fun passing judgement onto others from way up there on your pedestal, isn't it?

26 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 08:03 ID:Heaven

just GTFO already

27 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 08:05 ID:Heaven

even if you are trolling you need help, get outside help, no one can help ya here. thats why i say what i said above.

28 Name: yuka : 2007-01-05 15:17 ID:yPC2zaJR

>>25 I only pass judgment to those who need it. And my pedestal isn't that high, you know~ ;D

29 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 17:41 ID:m1kZ+jO0

close your eyes count to a million just use will power and break the urges that make disgust people simply because of taboo

30 Name: fart man : 2007-01-06 12:06 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>17
thank u for giving me a critical opinion of me. i appreciated it, really. im sitll subconsciously wanting my mom phisically, i havent had sex with her for a while.
if i had a girlfriend like u(ur name sounds like a girls), i wouldnt have had such a problem as im having now, because i just need some physical contact with someone, not necessarily with my mom.

im now thinking of getting a girlfriend with nice blond. she will be my first one. hopefully, she has a lot of money(since im broke)good features, and nice legs, and more importantly a good personality(character). and she must be a french lady(coz french ladies are all very romantic)And i will introduce her to my mom, then she may give me up(that help me giving her up too!)

yuka, i like u so much, but im sorry i cant have u. my girlfriend must be a french, as i mentioned before and ur name doesnt sound like a french name(maybe a japanese or chinese name??). you know, we can still be good friends. so dont feel bad about it.

31 Name: yuka : 2007-01-06 13:39 ID:nv/PmPvx

>>30 ...................................... uhh. Hehe. Uhhh.. Hehehe... That's err.. nice. Yes! Nice! Very nice!

I wasn't really expecting that you'd like me since I spoke harsh words, but I guess it got through you. Hopefully it'll change you FOR THE GOOD OF YOURSELF and you'll be able to lead a new life! But you shouldn't use her for money, okay?

I'm.. err.. flattered that you like me, and it's okay if you can't have me (someone took me waaaaaaaay before you anyway.) and my name is in japanese, but I'm not japanese. Of course, my nationality is a secret. And yes, we can be friends! =D

....

私は何をしたの?!

32 Name: fart man : 2007-01-06 16:27 ID:sGzWQGS6

is anyone interested in me?? if any, please drop me a line.

33 Name: 映画男 : 2007-01-06 18:02 ID:0UAWRa+9

i must say i am rather shocked (if its true) to know you had sex with your own mum........but you have my pity, i know what its like to be alone by your self. heres some advice, go find a job, there you will be able to meet people and hopefully find a girl! by the way, dont rush things otherwise you might scare people away, take things slowly.
you gave good advice on the Love and Romance thread! even gave me some good advice!:D so thank you! you should take time and think carefully since you can give good advice, try to give your self some!

34 Name: fart man : 2007-01-06 20:39 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>1
thank you for ur good advice. and im glad to hear that u found some of my advice useful.

by the way, is anyone interested in being my girlfriend?? dont loose the chance! its a real bargain! im a 31-yr-old mature guy
and u can be my first(i havent had a girlfriend before). but no ugly girls thanx.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-07 07:03 ID:Heaven

>>34 your troll is showing

36 Name: yuka : 2007-01-07 10:13 ID:4eLlt83y

>>36 -snicker- Sorry, I had to laugh. XD

37 Name: yuka : 2007-01-07 10:16 ID:4eLlt83y

>>35 Ack I put the wrong number. XD My bad!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-07 10:49 ID:Heaven

>>34

What's the point of trolling?

What is so satisfying to get reactions from us?

You're only really wasting your own and all of us time, and space you take up on the board. I'm not here to put you down or anything. I just see your attempt as futile and wasting your own energy by doing this. Sure you can troll and go on for all you want, it is just pointless.

>>37

You seem like a person who is desperate for attention and it shows you really have no self-dignity and self-respect by going so low as to respond to fart man. No offense, that's how I see you, and your attempt at being funny is rather silly. If you read your own posts, don't you feel embarassed?

39 Name: yuka : 2007-01-07 11:00 ID:4eLlt83y

>>38 What do you care about my posts? I, for one, do not feel embarrassed about it. Even though I have gone so low as to respond to fart man, at least he has a much more positive outlook in his life. That's the reason why I post in this forum; to give people a positive look on life.

If you don't like how I post, then keep your thoughts to yourself. At least someone out there is trying to help other people out there.

40 Name: fart man : 2007-01-07 11:18 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>38
If you read your own posts, don't you feel embarassed?

dont u feel embarassed everytime u read ur own posts? yuka gives me some useful advice, even though its quite critical. but u never give me any useful advice at all and just keep saying "stop trolling!".

yes, i did lick my moms pussy, i did drink my moms milk, and i did fuck my mom!! but i do know its gross, i do know its wrong and i do try to stop doing those(even if i masturbate every day). and im trying my hardest to get a girlfriend, and now im getting yukas attention as u might see from her posts.

so id say to u "stop trolling!"

41 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-07 17:59 ID:Heaven

>>38
i basically gave up on the idea that fart man was a troll after reading all of his posts in other threads

plus there are much easier ways to troll than saying you bang your mom, come on

42 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-08 03:25 ID:Heaven

>>41

Fart man is full of bullshit. :)

Anyone with a mind can see through it. :)

43 Name: yuka : 2007-01-08 09:24 ID:G3JIw32Z

>>42 Maybe YOU'RE full of bullshit.

44 Name: fart man : 2007-01-08 12:00 ID:sGzWQGS6

im moms cook is very nice

45 Name: fart man : 2007-01-08 12:01 ID:sGzWQGS6

44
my moms cook is very nice

46 Name: SOO-DA : 2007-01-08 12:12 ID:uvcs+Y0x

If it is true then she's got you and your emotions hostage. You need outside help.

But seriously I don't believe it.

47 Name: fart man : 2007-01-09 06:14 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>46
yes u r right. shes got me so tight. but i still have a positive outlook in my life, as someone mentioned above.

i havent sorted out my problem yet, but id really like to get out of the situation im currently in. And getting a girlfriend would be one way of doing so, i guess(in other words, "outside help)

i dont know who would want such a motherfucker(a real motherfucker), but still better than doing nothing, i suppose.

48 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-09 08:26 ID:74gmK6V5

Anyone with half a brain should realize that everything coming from fart man is made up bullshit. I don't really find it annoying, just a waste of time. I now just skip reading everything he posts now.

49 Name: fart man : 2007-01-09 09:58 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>48
[I now just skip reading everything he posts now]
thanks for letting me know this. or letting urself know? well either is fine.
anyway, could u do me a favor? please dont make up bullshit especially because u feel u r wasting ur time.

and please dont get annoyed.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-09 12:25 ID:uvcs+Y0x

Getting a girlfriend doesn't solve your problems. They create more.

51 Name: fart man : 2007-01-10 08:47 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>50
u have never had a girlfriend before. how did u know?

52 Name: fart man : 2007-01-10 11:34 ID:sGzWQGS6

today i smelled my moms panties and put them on...cum

53 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-10 13:23 ID:uvcs+Y0x

>>51

I've had several boyfriends before. A girlfriend doesn't mean you just get vagina. There are obligations and responsibilities that come with a relationship.

Besides a girl won't fix the problem you have with your mum. You need to fix your head first.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-10 14:29 ID:XvHrbTwj

fart man is just a troll, I can't believe you guys are felling for it.

also, his name annoys the heck outta me.

55 Name: fart man : 2007-01-11 10:32 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>53
[I've had several boyfriends before]
oh, sorry, i didnt know u were a girl. so u mean u r the one who creates annoying problem?

[A girlfriend doesn't mean you just get vagina]
ive never said i just want a pussy. i said a gorgeous French lady with "beautiful blond hair" and "nice legs". u know, i dont want "just" vagina alone, but also nice legs and beautiful blond hair too!!!(hopefully big tits too!)

You need to fix your head first.

56 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-11 10:52 ID:5hPWZk8a

Your definition of girlfriend is stupid.

57 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-11 11:08 ID:v3e4DUJA

>>55

>ive never said i just want a pussy. i said a gorgeous French lady with "beautiful blond hair" and "nice legs". u know, i dont want "just" vagina alone, but also nice legs and beautiful blond hair too!!!(hopefully big tits too!)

If you are even halfway serious with this (meaning: not a troll, like I'm beginning to suspect you are) then you are a moron. She did not mean other body parts. What she meant was that having a girlfriend isn't just about sex. It's about love. If all you're looking for is a woman to have sex with, find a prostitute. You're not going to get a REAL girlfriend with this attitude.

Or maybe you should just stay with your mom, since that seems to be all you're really capable of.

58 Name: fart man : 2007-01-11 12:44 ID:sGzWQGS6

[You're not going to get a REAL girlfriend with this attitude.]
i WILL get a beautiful french girl. and ill introduce her to my mom, in hope of her giving me up.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-11 13:39 ID:uvcs+Y0x

>>58

You wish. I say that not because of your appearance (for I'm not the one to judge) but you are a horrible person.

60 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-11 14:06 ID:5hPWZk8a

>>58 The chances of you getting a girlfriend is probably 0%. Trust me, with what you're going to tell her she'll be so freaked out, she'll never want to see you again.

Give it up, fart man.

61 Name: fart man : 2007-01-11 16:37 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>59
[you are a horrible person. ]
i was before. i admit that. but now im a innocent guy that want a beautiful woman.

>>60
[she'll be so freaked out]
why is that? thats her obligation to try her hardest to help me. i will help her(when she needs help), so she helps me.

62 Name: fart man : 2007-01-11 16:41 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>61
sorry, i made some mistakes. i was so sleepy

i was before and i admit that, but now im an innocent guy that wants a beautiful woman.

63 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-12 02:48 ID:nK0kvF31

"thats her obligation to try her hardest to help me"

what the fuck. so you're expecting that some OTHER people will fix your problem for you? wow.

64 Name: fart man : 2007-01-12 03:09 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>63
any beautiful french around u?

65 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-12 23:58 ID:Heaven

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66 Name: fart man : 2007-01-13 04:10 ID:sGzWQGS6

im a 31-yr-old guy and looking for a French girlfriend. im about 159cm and a little heavy. im also not so hundsome, but a very generous and respectful person.

u have to be french with blond hair and nice legs. And im unemployed, so you have to be rich enough to support me.

if u r interested, please leave ur e-mail address here. i will then ask ur address and send u an application form. And u can send it back to me(ur pic must be attached).
im also a virgin.

Dont miss the CHANCE!!

67 Name: fart man : 2007-01-13 05:09 ID:Heaven

I'm a 31-year-old guy who sniffs his mom's panties and only thinks of women as stupid fuckmeat. Does anyone wanna be my girlfriend? Warning, I'm pretty picky, as this is a big opportunity, me being such a great catch and all.

By the way, I'm a virgin, as long as you don't count when I fucked my mom. That doesn't count, right?

68 Name: Heaven : 2007-01-13 05:29 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>68
Im a 31-yr-old woman who desperately need cocks and only think of men as stupid fuckmeat. Does anyone wanna be my boyfriend? Warning, my pussy is almost dried out and labias smell like rotten fish.

by the way, im a virgin, as long as u dont count when my vibrator penetrated my pussy. That doesnt count, right?

69 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-13 10:36 ID:Heaven

>>68

I'm not sure why you referred to me as "Heaven". That's the default ID for anyone who sages a thread. And why do you think I'm a girl? Please learn how to use this site or leave.

70 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-13 14:43 ID:uvcs+Y0x

>>69

It was a mocking reply from a female counterpart.

71 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-13 15:31 ID:zdd2FezI

>>66>>67>>68>>70

LOL

shitty thread this is. another shitty thing, my gay brother took off my pants the other day (i'm a guy) but I kicked him in the groin so hard before he did anything else

72 Name: fart man : 2007-01-14 01:27 ID:Heaven

I started this shitty thread and now i have copy cats, i am so fucking retarded that i don't oppose this copycats and actually enjoy browsing them with my whore mother.

GTFO       Shitty thread BLAAAAAAGH!!
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73 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-14 02:00 ID:Heaven

>>70

I understand that. However, "fart man" seems to think that every person on the board with an ID of Heaven is the same person (who happens to be female). I don't care enough to link you to the other threads he's done that in.

74 Name: fart man : 2007-01-14 09:07 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>69
[That's the default ID for anyone who sages a thread]
oh, actually, i didnt know that. thank you for telling me.

[Please learn how to use this site or leave.]
okay, id learn more how to use this thread, so that ill be able to entertain u better.

by the way, i peeped my mom masturbating by using a huge vibrator. im wondering if she didnt get satisfied with my cock...ill ask.

75 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-14 11:55 ID:QwgLrDYC

>>74

You are one sick person.

76 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-14 15:58 ID:Heaven

How to deal with a troll:
1) Be calm.
2) Ignore every bit of retardedness.
3) Be civil, especially when the troll fails to be.
4) If that fails: Ignore, ignore.
5) Ignore some more.
6) If it hasn't gotten bored and gone away after a significant amount of time, ban the troll, and promptly deny it the pleasure of ticking you off when it returns under another ip/name. Trolls feed on reactions to its provokative posts. Don't react, respond in a detached and ridiculously polite manner, if you are to respond at all.
Don't tell them to go away, even if you do it in the most polite way possible. They have just as much right to be here as you; however they do not have a right to clutter the place with garbage.

Without attention, Trolls are nothing. They have no audience, and no victim.

I think we're at #4-5, now. Not enough people ignore this troll.

or, in the words of a random webpage on the topic:
http://www.angelfire.com/space/usenet/
BE CALM - Don't rise to their antagonising attitude.
DON'T LOWER YOURSELF TO THEIR LEVEL - Don't start throwing insults at them. It's what they want.
PAY A COMPLIMENT - It is the last thing they are expecting - and the opposite of what they want.
ENCOURAGE THEM TO JOIN IN - Let them know they have valid points, and make their faults seem like yours.
But, above all else, USE YOUR KILLFILE - It is there for a reason, and it is your most powerful weapon.

77 Name: fart man : 2007-01-15 01:33 ID:sGzWQGS6

i asked... mom said she liked my cock better than the vibrator, and sucked my cock enthusiastically. i was really happy.

78 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 07:31 ID:UVxrbpgt

>>77

damn sick

79 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 07:31 ID:UVxrbpgt

>>77

damn sick

80 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 11:00 ID:4N2fLz1A

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81 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 11:01 ID:4N2fLz1A

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82 Name: Googe : 2007-01-15 12:13 ID:Vl3TH+nF

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83 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 12:42 ID:4N2fLz1A

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84 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 12:43 ID:4N2fLz1A

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86 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 12:44 ID:4N2fLz1A

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87 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 13:01 ID:4N2fLz1A

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88 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 13:33 ID:KGiEH5Pp

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89 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 13:33 ID:KGiEH5Pp

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90 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 14:53 ID:4N2fLz1A

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91 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 15:03 ID:4N2fLz1A

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92 Name: fart man : 2007-01-15 19:50 ID:sGzWQGS6

what the fuck is this?? u guys never understand me. u dont even try! all the shit going around in this thread is all ur fault. if u had given me some good advice instead of making a mess, i could have already got solutions to my problem.

u ruined the rest of my life. i even lost a ray of hope. im so sad that i cannt stand it anymore...

93 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 02:01 ID:Heaven

>>92
You don't want help.
You keep maintaining your unhealthy relationship with your mother.
I am not talking about the genetics, here. That bit is pretty irrellevant in your case. You've been seriously mentally abused by a parent, but you're too busy desperately clinging onto the pleasant sexual aspects of it to want to change. You've gotten too used to that it's good to please your mother in every way possible, including sexually. Welcome to Learned Helplessnes & People Who Are Too Afraid of Change, population: You.

We have not ruined your life. We're still willing to help. But you need to prove that you really do want change, because trust me, it won't come easily. Especially not considering how very many years you've been abused. Change will take a lot of effort, pain and distress over unfamiliar things, but in the end it definitely will be worth it.

94 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 06:42 ID:4N2fLz1A

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95 Name: song : 2007-01-16 09:25 ID:K73WoeXm

i love fart man
he is never wrong
i know his feeling

96 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 09:49 ID:Heaven

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97 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 09:52 ID:4N2fLz1A

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99 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 09:52 ID:4N2fLz1A

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100 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 11:25 ID:Sel8lV/O

100GET

101 Name: fart man : 2007-01-16 12:13 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>95
thank u very much. thank you. you r the only one who understands me..i love u too, song..

102 Name: fart man' mom : 2007-01-16 12:35 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>95
hey, do you really love him?? he is a real motherfucker though.
i hate when someone says he/she loves him!! he is my boy, and i wont give my boy to anyone!! he WILL continue having sex with me! haha i WILL NOT give him up!

everybody listen, we DONT need ur help or anything. we love each other. he loves me even more than i do. he is my fuckmeat and that will never change! he doesnt wanna fuck me anymore, but i still suck his cock and he lick my pussy, he WILL fuck me again, sooner or later! next time, ill tell him to fuck my ass even. HAHA

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113 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 12:45 ID:XvHrbTwj

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114 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 14:19 ID:/W2LLtcV

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P.s. I quite enjoyed this.

115 Name: fart man : 2007-01-17 08:00 ID:sGzWQGS6

u guys made my mom get upset! she forced me to fuck her..her ass...

i couldnt help but felt so nice

116 Name: song : 2007-01-17 09:04 ID:K73WoeXm

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it is a worthless picture
never write it!!

117 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-17 09:15 ID:Heaven

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119 Name: fart man : 2007-01-18 01:15 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>116
thank u very much for ur kindness. im so pleased that u always take my side. but why is that? and r u a woman?

120 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-18 13:27 ID:Heaven

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       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

122 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-18 14:51 ID:4N2fLz1A

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
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       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

123 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-18 14:51 ID:4N2fLz1A

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
     \\ Shitty thread Wasshoi! //
 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
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      ( ´∀`∩  (´∀`∩)  ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

124 Name: fart man : 2007-01-18 18:56 ID:sGzWQGS6

i cant stop masturbating to my mom!! please, and please help me! she still seduces me all the time!

125 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-19 05:12 ID:4N2fLz1A

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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      ( ´∀`∩  (´∀`∩)  ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)

126 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-19 14:36 ID:4N2fLz1A

        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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127 Name: fart man : 2007-01-20 10:55 ID:sGzWQGS6

today i had sex with my mom. it was for the first time in a year, and mom hasnt changed. always gorgeous and sexy..

i went to a book store nearby my house and came back with a porno magazine. as i reached the front door of my house, mom asked me where i got the magazine from. she looked very upset. i confessed that i stole it from the book store...then she started crying. i thought it was because i didnt pay for it, but it was actually different.
she said to me that she was so sad because she didnt know i was sexually in the state of such starvation. she said "im sorry i didnt know" and led me to her bed room.

she took off my clothes, and started sucking my dick. i asked her not to do it, but she just looked up at my eyes and gently smiled. her beautiful smile charmed me so much that i couldnt refuse what she was doing. then i took all her clothes and sucked her nipples and pussy gently then hard....i cant explain how attractive her body was! ......
i put my cock into moms black pussy, and kept moving.."oh my boy, do u love me? do u love me?" "yes i love u so much mom! i love u""come my boy, fuck me hard, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

i came on moms face..and her face was drenched with my sperm. she looked exhausted but ate all my "thick soup" with a smile.

...im sick..i did it again! im totally screwed! what can i do??

good advice wanted.

128 Name: fart man : 2007-01-21 07:41 ID:sGzWQGS6

come on dickheadsssssss!!! give me some advice!!!!

129 Name: fart man : 2007-01-23 11:51 ID:sGzWQGS6

i have to apologize to everyone here. >>1 is totally a lie. i have mother, but ive never fucked her. the reason why i told u such a stupid lie was that i just wanted to make fun of u.

However, i realized that it was a sin to lie to others. Therefore i cleansed my soul of sin, and Jesus Christ has just forgiven me. Thanks to God, i am very clean now.

You can trust fart man. He has changed. He is willing to do anything for you at any sacrifice. He is now a respectful person.

I love God, and I love you. Fart man is always in your heart.

                                            ...with love

130 Name: song : 2007-01-27 08:08 ID:K73WoeXm

you are honest to admit your fault.

131 Name: !!JJYYs87i : 2007-01-28 05:54 ID:Y+PpfXc0

fart man is my new role model, i want to be just like him when i grow up

132 Name: fart man : 2007-01-28 06:12 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>130
yes. thanks to the lord, ive completely changed. the lord lit my life. god bless u.

>>131
hi son. if u follow me, go to church everyday. god bless u too

133 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-01 12:46 ID:Heaven

>i have mother, but ive never fucked her. the reason why i told u such a stupid lie was that i just wanted to make fun of u.

Congratulations: You tried to make fun of us, but you made yourself look so idiotic it's almost amazing that you haven't already killed yourself by accident. Like... Feeding a constipated elephant a large amount of laxatives and then eagerly waiting behind it, waiting for it to finally get better again.. only to drown in a huge pile of liquid shit....

134 Name: fart man : 2007-02-04 18:48 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>3

>liquid shit....

yes, this problem still remains. everytime i fart, i dirt my pants. what should i do?

135 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-11 00:33 ID:Heaven

I almost read the entire thread, lol.

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