i love my mom (135, permasaged)

1 Name: fart man : 2006-12-31 09:35 ID:sGzWQGS6

im an average English guy whose age is 31, and im also unemployed at the moment. okay let me start to tell u my odd story..(but all true)

i havent had any girl friends in my life(but it doesnt mean i dont like women, i actually do like them). just because no women wants me, since i look aweful, like a monster. To discribe it better, ill tell u a story. one day, when i was on a lift, a boy(and his mom)came in when the door opend, and as he looked up and saw my face, he said "oh my god!!"...

Because of my ugly looking, i had always been picked on by girls(and guys) through all my school yrs. they always jumped on me and often, even punched in my face which made my looking worse. so, from these experiences, i lost all my confidence with women.. even though i like them...

the only woman i can rely on and have physical contact(i mean in a sexual way) with is only my mom. my dad passed away before i recognized he was my dad. i guess we (i and my mom) were both lonely and thats why we had some sex...(not many times!) i dont do it anymore(the last time was a year ago) and i wont either(i swear) but still, i cant mentally shake off my mom, since she still needs me, both mentally and physically.

i guess you might tell me to rent a flat(apartment) to live separately from my mom, but please note that im unemployed therefore living separatelly cant economically an option(and also im not such an independent person).

do you have any other idea?? any good advice wanted

86 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 12:44 ID:4N2fLz1A

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87 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 13:01 ID:4N2fLz1A

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88 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 13:33 ID:KGiEH5Pp

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92 Name: fart man : 2007-01-15 19:50 ID:sGzWQGS6

what the fuck is this?? u guys never understand me. u dont even try! all the shit going around in this thread is all ur fault. if u had given me some good advice instead of making a mess, i could have already got solutions to my problem.

u ruined the rest of my life. i even lost a ray of hope. im so sad that i cannt stand it anymore...

93 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 02:01 ID:Heaven

>>92
You don't want help.
You keep maintaining your unhealthy relationship with your mother.
I am not talking about the genetics, here. That bit is pretty irrellevant in your case. You've been seriously mentally abused by a parent, but you're too busy desperately clinging onto the pleasant sexual aspects of it to want to change. You've gotten too used to that it's good to please your mother in every way possible, including sexually. Welcome to Learned Helplessnes & People Who Are Too Afraid of Change, population: You.

We have not ruined your life. We're still willing to help. But you need to prove that you really do want change, because trust me, it won't come easily. Especially not considering how very many years you've been abused. Change will take a lot of effort, pain and distress over unfamiliar things, but in the end it definitely will be worth it.

94 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 06:42 ID:4N2fLz1A

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95 Name: song : 2007-01-16 09:25 ID:K73WoeXm

i love fart man
he is never wrong
i know his feeling

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100 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-16 11:25 ID:Sel8lV/O

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101 Name: fart man : 2007-01-16 12:13 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>95
thank u very much. thank you. you r the only one who understands me..i love u too, song..

102 Name: fart man' mom : 2007-01-16 12:35 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>95
hey, do you really love him?? he is a real motherfucker though.
i hate when someone says he/she loves him!! he is my boy, and i wont give my boy to anyone!! he WILL continue having sex with me! haha i WILL NOT give him up!

everybody listen, we DONT need ur help or anything. we love each other. he loves me even more than i do. he is my fuckmeat and that will never change! he doesnt wanna fuck me anymore, but i still suck his cock and he lick my pussy, he WILL fuck me again, sooner or later! next time, ill tell him to fuck my ass even. HAHA

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115 Name: fart man : 2007-01-17 08:00 ID:sGzWQGS6

u guys made my mom get upset! she forced me to fuck her..her ass...

i couldnt help but felt so nice

116 Name: song : 2007-01-17 09:04 ID:K73WoeXm

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117 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-17 09:15 ID:Heaven

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119 Name: fart man : 2007-01-18 01:15 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>116
thank u very much for ur kindness. im so pleased that u always take my side. but why is that? and r u a woman?

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124 Name: fart man : 2007-01-18 18:56 ID:sGzWQGS6

i cant stop masturbating to my mom!! please, and please help me! she still seduces me all the time!

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126 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-19 14:36 ID:4N2fLz1A

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127 Name: fart man : 2007-01-20 10:55 ID:sGzWQGS6

today i had sex with my mom. it was for the first time in a year, and mom hasnt changed. always gorgeous and sexy..

i went to a book store nearby my house and came back with a porno magazine. as i reached the front door of my house, mom asked me where i got the magazine from. she looked very upset. i confessed that i stole it from the book store...then she started crying. i thought it was because i didnt pay for it, but it was actually different.
she said to me that she was so sad because she didnt know i was sexually in the state of such starvation. she said "im sorry i didnt know" and led me to her bed room.

she took off my clothes, and started sucking my dick. i asked her not to do it, but she just looked up at my eyes and gently smiled. her beautiful smile charmed me so much that i couldnt refuse what she was doing. then i took all her clothes and sucked her nipples and pussy gently then hard....i cant explain how attractive her body was! ......
i put my cock into moms black pussy, and kept moving.."oh my boy, do u love me? do u love me?" "yes i love u so much mom! i love u""come my boy, fuck me hard, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

i came on moms face..and her face was drenched with my sperm. she looked exhausted but ate all my "thick soup" with a smile.

...im sick..i did it again! im totally screwed! what can i do??

good advice wanted.

128 Name: fart man : 2007-01-21 07:41 ID:sGzWQGS6

come on dickheadsssssss!!! give me some advice!!!!

129 Name: fart man : 2007-01-23 11:51 ID:sGzWQGS6

i have to apologize to everyone here. >>1 is totally a lie. i have mother, but ive never fucked her. the reason why i told u such a stupid lie was that i just wanted to make fun of u.

However, i realized that it was a sin to lie to others. Therefore i cleansed my soul of sin, and Jesus Christ has just forgiven me. Thanks to God, i am very clean now.

You can trust fart man. He has changed. He is willing to do anything for you at any sacrifice. He is now a respectful person.

I love God, and I love you. Fart man is always in your heart.

                                            ...with love

130 Name: song : 2007-01-27 08:08 ID:K73WoeXm

you are honest to admit your fault.

131 Name: !!JJYYs87i : 2007-01-28 05:54 ID:Y+PpfXc0

fart man is my new role model, i want to be just like him when i grow up

132 Name: fart man : 2007-01-28 06:12 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>130
yes. thanks to the lord, ive completely changed. the lord lit my life. god bless u.

>>131
hi son. if u follow me, go to church everyday. god bless u too

133 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-01 12:46 ID:Heaven

>i have mother, but ive never fucked her. the reason why i told u such a stupid lie was that i just wanted to make fun of u.

Congratulations: You tried to make fun of us, but you made yourself look so idiotic it's almost amazing that you haven't already killed yourself by accident. Like... Feeding a constipated elephant a large amount of laxatives and then eagerly waiting behind it, waiting for it to finally get better again.. only to drown in a huge pile of liquid shit....

134 Name: fart man : 2007-02-04 18:48 ID:sGzWQGS6

>>3

>liquid shit....

yes, this problem still remains. everytime i fart, i dirt my pants. what should i do?

135 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-11 00:33 ID:Heaven

I almost read the entire thread, lol.

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