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1: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post happy things! [PART TWO] (999) 2: CTRL+V THREAD! [part 3] (999) 3: [Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999) 4: ITT we get to 1000 by content-free posts. (1000) 5: CTRL+V THREAD! [part 2] (999) 6: [REI] May I take your order? [Part III] (999) 7: Attn: Shii. (107) 8: [Part X] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999) 9: Start your online petitions here (30) 10: VIPPING (5) 11: If you believe it, you can be somebody. (20) 12: So... (10) 13: [lyrics]Is this real life?[Queen] (5) 14: 【Sentimentalism】I want you to know I love you all very much【Maudlin】 (15) 15: 【Questions】VIPsaurus【Sincerest form of flattery】 (19) 16: [Catastrophy] Emergency [Gay magic] (89) 17: [Cooking] ITT we make a Ham Smash 'Em Up [Delicious] (22) 18: [music] Meta Song Thread [DQN] (5) 19: [REQUEST] ALL THE DQN KOPIPE YOU CAN MAKE! (9) 20: Let's get to 1000% by Sparking Sparking (15) 21: Hidamari Sketch 【Adorable】 (4) 22: Say Something Amusing or Get Out (14) 23: [Storytelling] I forgot something... (101) 24: [FAGGOTRY] WE HAVE ARRIVED [RAPE] (15) 25: Profound Thoughts [stupid] (16) 26: ITT we fear vowels (65) 27: What the hell, this place is getting more intellectual than Pax Tsukuru [] (12) 28: HEY (11) 29: What the hell, this place is getting stupider than /b/. (19) 30: ITT we complain about DQN getting stupid. (8) 31: [kotoeri] 金居あmにアフゲ負c g gふぁ、レ汗背ラペめ! [japanese IME] (8) 32: Saitama barkeep found dead with knife in her chest (4) 33: [immortal]I'm going to achieve DQN fame[persistance] (10) 34: DQN (5) 35: ITT: sage (17) 36: SING WITH ME!!! (17) 37: What do you know about 83? (101) 38: [GIBBELSIG]FIRE PANTCE WITH ME[GIBBELSIG] (16) 39: My cat wants to catch the Emergency Mittens. (7) 40: DQN has too many character threads. (7)

( ゚ ヮ゚) Post happy things! [PART TWO] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 21:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) I like mittens!

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 14:05

( ゚ ヮ゚) The arduous but satisfying preparation for thread #3!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 16:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) The love only a completely brainwashed pet can give.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 17:08

( ゚ ヮ゚) Coming home to steaming piles of spite on my comforter!

( ゚ ヮ゚) Though maybe that's not so great after all.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:07

( ・-・) Being a steaming pile of spite on Mitten's comforter.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:15

( ・-・) Eating Mitten's last Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:07

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hoping there won't be another installation of this thread!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:08

( ゚ ヮ゚) Lost Hopes! Thank you, St. Jay Squeeksand, for favors granted!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) The second to last post!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) I love happy endings!

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 23:05

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[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

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ITT we get to 1000 by content-free posts. (1000)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 02:07

[nt]

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part 2] (999)

1 Name:    : 1993-09-5047 15:11

asf, yeah

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[REI] May I take your order? [Part III] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 15:15

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Attn: Shii. (107, permasaged)

1 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5212 20:59

You were Menchi this whole time. That is some lame-ass shit. The only thing that comes close to being that lame is that I'm bringing it up like four years later.

Sure, I could have put things together. I mean you do like being near (hot, oily) men, thus the whole men+shii = MENchi. Or maybe it's menstruating+shii.

Seriously Shii, what the fuck? You little cock.

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 00:57

Don't question your feelings... follow your heart's true desire

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:01

Shii, what's with your creepy fascination with Hazuki

Is she your ANIME WIFE

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:14

Shii, when you grew up you were supposed to put aside childish things

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:47

Wasn't this shit permasaged? Fuck.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 03:40

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103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 14:45

(・∀・) Shii, what was life like before the internet?

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 15:19

(* ゚ー゚) A lot more peaceful.

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:00

Hmm, mentioning Hazuki seems to upset you, I wonder why ???

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 17:33

BTW, nice new homepage, shii

107 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5218 03:29

(* ゚ー゚) >>105 I love Hazuki, she is my wife. I don't want to make this a question-and-answer thread, this is DQN for chrissakes. Send me an e-mail.

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[Part X] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( ´ω`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

990 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, will the Kzinti ever conquer mankind?

991 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:43

( ´ω`) Unlikely, Junior. They always attack before they're ready.

992 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:53

( ・-・) I'll kill you for that, human!

993 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, who was "Kouyama Mitsuki-chan"?

994 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:01

( ´ω`) Just some fad. Her time came and went pretty quickly.

995 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:04

(・∀・) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

996 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:25

( ´ω`) Only the ones with Charlton Heston.

997 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:33

( ・-・) somebody has got far too much goddamn time on their hands

998 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:34

( ・-・) it's stupid as hell

999 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:34

( ・-・) but two can play at this game

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Start your online petitions here (30)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 14:26

I petition that the Anime board be changed to the Japanimation board and the words "baka," otaku," and "pocky" be filtered to "numbnuts," "hopeless virgin," and "it's just fucking pretzels," respectively.

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 21:34

I petition that cocks stay in /asses/.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 00:17

>>20
I petition that people get the joke in >>18. (Unfortunately, a woman actually said that to my mom, and she was dead serious.)

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 00:47

I petition anyone using "epic" to describe anything that isn't an obscenely long poem be kicked in the nuts.

24 Name:   : 1993-09-5162 01:41

I petition that any one that uses "epic" for an obscenely long poem that is not in some form mythology be kicked in the nuts.

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 02:41

I petition my body to produce more testosterone.

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 02:55

I petition my body to seduce more lolis.

27 Name: Not in employment, education or training. : 1993-09-5162 15:12

I petition that everyone needs their own personal million dollars, to do with what they want.

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 15:51

I petition against the massive inflation that >>27 is advocating.

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 17:29

I petition the Lord with prayer.

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:16

I petition that there should be color-coded warnings that advise users on the likelihood of using the emergency mittens button.

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VIPPING (5)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 02:45

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2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 02:47

THE VIPPING FRIENDS

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 04:36

"Soviet China"? The fuck?!

Go back to bed, Tyrone.

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 05:04

I TIHNK IT IS AN COMMERCIAL.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 10:00

The Elitist Superstructure finds VIPPING distasteful.

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