[Part X] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒÖ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 05:27

(EÍE) What's with the roman theme, grandpa?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 08:06

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that was the shittiest 2get ever.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 09:46

(EÍE) But I've come to bury these threads, not to praise them.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 10:12

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that was the shittiest 4get ever.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 11:35

(EÍE) Get off my case, grandpa.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:01

(EƒÖE) I have arrived.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:05

( E-E) HAY GUYS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!

( E-E) Thread derailed, I'm outta here.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:06

( E-E) Oh, yah, that kool aid was pretty good, gra-

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10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:28

(EÍE) I wonder if anybody should have a word with the catering service over that.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:38

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12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:39

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13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:41

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14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:57

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15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:00

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Beady Eyes!

(@¥ิ„D¥ิ) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Oh, hey, kool aid!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:01

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17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:09

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18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:27

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19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:28

( LƒÖ`) Heh heh heh heh...

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:31

( LƒÖ`) Hey, Mittens! Want some kool aid?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:09

SPOILERS MITTENS DIES

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:31

( E-E) Oh Grandpa, we're just humoring you.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:52

>>10
(EÍE) Over 9000!

(xÍx) dies

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 19:19

( x-x) (E-E ) uh oh

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 20:45

(xƒÖE) Crap, I ran out of 'x' stickers.

(xƒÖy)‚Ây Anybody want a 'y' instead?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 15:10

(EÍE) Grandpa, why did you lose control of the thread so quickly this time?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 15:48

( LƒÖ`) What are you talking about, Junior? I've been in control the whole time.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 17:39

(EÍE) Well, among other things, Mittens missed her cue.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 18:59

( LƒÖ`) Junior, just fuck her and you'll get over that unhealthy obsession with Mittens.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 20:51

(EÍE) But how am I supposed to fuck her if I don't have a penis?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 21:59

( LƒÖ`) Use a rake.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 22:38

( E-E) Perfect for her big bush.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 10:45

(yÍy) Do they fit me ?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 11:45

„‹(`„DL„‹) Why didn't you ask for my help???

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 12:47

(vÍv) I think it looks better without the dangly bits. Umm, why does the world suddenly look upside down?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 21:51

( oƒÖ^) lloolol i ma sios okawyawii

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 00:22

( E-E) Kawaii! Sugoi desu ne!? Fakku Yuu.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 12:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, are non-sequitors really that funny or just "zany" enough to make people think they should be funny?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 12:24

( LƒÖ`) It's "humour" without effort, Junior.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 19:49

( E-E) It's derailment with minimal effort.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:04

(EÍE) Why did beady-eyes 40get?

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:10

( LƒÖ`) The answer is 42.

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 09:24

(EÍE) You're the answer?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 10:56

( LƒÖ`) Am I the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything? While flattering, it doesn't fit me. So, no.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you a buddha?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 17:13

( LƒÖ`) My power level is over 9000 above Buddha in terms of enlightenment.

47 Name: 47get Man : 1993-09-5102 17:14

47get

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 17:40

( LƒÖ`) Oh, my old friend 47get Man. How's life going? Still chasing those 56'ers?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:51

( E-E) I don't think he's going to answer.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:32

47get - Life is awesome, Grandpa!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:02

( E-E) Well, fuck you too.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:53

47get - Are you coming on to me?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:55

( Ü-Ü) Any port in a storm, eh, Beady Eyes?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 07:08

(EÍE) Grandpa, what would happen to us if 4-ch got shut down?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 10:54

( LƒÖ`) We'd go somewhere else, Junior.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 11:42

( LƒÖ`) But first, fat-ass and beady-eyes need to GTFO of my thread.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 12:04

( E-E) Wassamatta, cramps? Too old to keep up?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 14:23

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was your Grandpa like?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:42

( LƒÖ`) It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:43

(EÍE) Nurupo

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:21

(EƒÖE) If "X marks the spot" but there is a second X, where is the spot?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:42

( LƒÖ`) I see you've put a lot of thought into that, Junior. Unfortunately, there are no cooties, and your idea is as dumb as a butt.

( LƒÖ`) Clonepa, shut your damn mouth.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:50

(EƒÖE) You can't treat me like this!!! IM FUCKING A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:15

( LƒÖ`) Since when?

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:32

(EƒÖE) Since I found them unconscious in the street

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:35

(EÍE) Grandpa, is it time to go to Saitama yet?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:37

( LƒÖ`) Whatever. You're a crap-ass. Get out.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:38

( LƒÖ`) Saitama needs to be cleaned of otaku filth.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:07

(EÍE) Nurupo

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:16

(EƒÖE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:59

( LƒÖ`) Nobody asked you, Clonepa.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 15:13

(EƒÖE) It was the question on everybody's mind. What, are you the man who just can't read the mood?

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 16:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, Grandpa, what is the correct procedure to follow when you find somebody else's panties in the washing machine?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 16:34

( LƒÖ`) Hang them on the nearest car's antenna.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 19:28

( E-E) You sniff them until your sister walks in. She will first scold you, then taunt you for your lack of sex life and finally have intercourse with you.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 20:30

(EÍE) ♡Onii-chan!♡

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 20:37

( E-E) Why you lookin' at me like that, Junior?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:09

(EÍE) ♡Give it up baby!♡

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:45

( E„DE) NO! I'M MARRIED!!!

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:46

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Oh, NOW it matters to you...

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:51

(EƒÖE) How would you like to get it on with ♡me♡, Junior? All the girls say I'm a real... ♡Lady killer♡

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 05:51

( LƒÖ`) That's because you chop them down with an axe while screaming "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"

( LƒÖ`) Kinda like that one guy in that one movie.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 14:38

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you remember when people used to say "Under the moon, loli to issho"?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 15:16

( LƒÖ`) Yeah. That was a stupid time, Junior.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 17:14

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87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 17:41

(EÍE) Grandpa, why doesn't the Saviour of the Universe edition of the Flash Gordon DVD have the acclaimed commentary of Brian Blessed?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:52

( LƒÖ`) They're saving that for the first TV season DVD.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 06:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 06:58

( LƒÖ`) My name is Wilford Grandpa and you have diabeetus.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 11:11

( LƒÖ`) It carries out and is ƒÖ.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:10

(EÍE) I don't think anybody really says that anymore, Grandpa. Could you get with the times?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:48

( ß ƒŽß) It carries out and is w!

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:49

( LƒÖ`) Dammit. I thought we'd have a Mittens-free thread this time.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:17

( ß -ß) A...aaa... i'm so sorry...

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:20

( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa carries out and is w!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:35

( LƒÖ`) Sigh...

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 19:35

( E-E) Mittens carries on and on and think she's so www

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 21:54

( ß -ß) I'm more www than you, bunnyhead.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 22:37

( ß ƒŽß) Also, I hadn't spammed my www in ages!
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