( LΦ`) Hello, kids!
-=AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD DIED=-
( LΦ`) Well, I guess it's time for us to repopulate the species.
-=AND THEN GRANDPA AND JUNIOR DIED=-
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-=AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD TOO=-
( LΦ`) Is this going to turn out to be another TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA FIREPANCE GIGGLESING thing?
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(EΝE) I think that was "gibbelsig", Grandpa.
( LΦ`) You youngsters and your incomprehensible lingo...
-=AND THEN BEADY EYES CAME BACK TO LIFE, TOO=-
(EΝE) Grandpa, how many narrators does this story have?
(@Ν) DID SOMEONE SAY PILLS?!
-=AND THEN EVERYBODY ATTENDED THE SPLENDID FUNERAL FOR THE MAGNIFICIENT PLUCKY PILL PUSHER=-
-=ONLY HE STILL WASN'T QUITE DEAD=-
-=DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT BEADY=-
-=JUST BE DEAD AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY=-
-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR COMMITTED SUICIDE=-
( E-E) Which one?
( E-E) oh okay
-=FLASHBACK TO 1993=-
( LΦ`) It sure is great living in 1993.
( ί ί) That's because it has.
-=BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME, BUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE=-
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-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR REALISED THAT HE WASN'T FUNNY AND SO STOPPED NARRATING. FOREVER. THEN HE DIED.=-
-=EVERYONE WILL SURELY MISS HIM. ESPECIALLY HIS BELOVED BU-N HERD.=-
-=OH WAIT, IS THAT A SENZU BEAN? SWEET.=-
( ί ί) When Star Trek was cancelled, why didn't George Takei become a professional announcer? His voice is excellent.
( LΦ`) George Takei is a credit to his race.
( LΦ`) All homosexuals should view him as a role model.
( E-E) He loved to takeit in the rear.
( E-E) You want to be georgered up your trekhole, Junior?
( E-E) Your tears and hatred give me strength.
-=MEANWHILE, THE NARRATOR HITS THE GYM FOR A SHORT CARDIO TRAINING SESSION=-
( E-E) Any tears will do. I'm versatile.
-=THE NARRATOR HAS COME BACK HOME. HE IS CHECKING HIS E-MAILS WHILE LISTENING TO 90'S ROCK=-
( LΦ`) They are raising an army of undead to terrorize a nearby town. They used to just hire mercenaries, but it got too expensive.
i L_½Mj It's up to us to fix it by bumping all the good threads back, isn't it?
-=THE NARRATOR IS CONSIDERING WHETHER TO INTERFERE TOO=-
( E-E) You eat everything in America.
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(EΝE) Looks like the jerkwads are gone, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) That was a good idea you had, feigning death until they grew uncomfortable enough to go away.
)E-E) Biting off my cheek wasn't nice!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before shift-jis?
('w`) You don't want to know.
( ;'A') That's horrible!
('w`) On the up side, we didn't need as much room.
(.-. ) Halp.
(EΝE) Are you the Pope?
+)E-E) Is the Pope Zoroastrian? Of course he's the Pope, Junior! He's the grandpopest of them all. A real poop of a pope. The Grandpoobah of Bob Pope. The popelar choice of every Cardinal Error in the Papican. You get the picture?
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( LΦ`) I summon Gozer the Traveller, the Destructor!
( EΦE) 'sup?
(EΝE) Gasp!
i MnLj It cannot be!
( ά-ά) Are you MAD?
( ί ί) I'm not really into the whole Choose and Perish thing.
( EΦE) Well, tough noogies. Choose the form of your destruction already.
#)E-E) I'm terrified beyond the ability to think, so ask someone else.
( EΦE) Ok, anybody else thought of something?
( EΦE) C'mon, gimme something to work with here. Throw me a bone, will ya?
i MnLjCould you think of something yourself? No pressure, just a little something you know. Then we'll sit down and discuss. Good, don't disappoint us now.
i MnLjWhile he's thinking that over, why don't we we all just head over to my excellent pool party?
( EΦE) The attendants of your pool party will know what it is to roast in the belly of a giant -
( EΦE) Aw, just think of something already!
(EΝE) NO!
(EΝE) Grandpa, if masturbating makes you go blind, does that mean it's ok to masturbate if you're already blind?
( EΦE) You'll just become more blind.
-=THE FORM HAS BEEN CHOSEN=-
|~PP|
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( LΦ`) Mua HA HA HA HAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!
(EΝE) NO!