( LΦ`) hello kids!
( LΦ`) Whatever for? I can do that at home!
( LΦ`) Boo!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what does "faggot" mean?
( LΦ`) I believe it has something to do with the magentic poles switching.
(EΝE) Grandpa... I love you chuu
( LΦ`) ......
(EAE) Grandpa, you don't love me chucchu?
( LΦ`) Chuu? Choo? Chew? I haven't been able to do that since I lost my dentures.
They went to the zoo after all!
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( LΦ`) Mind your elders! You never know what wisdom we can share with our years of experience.
( LΦ`) ....
( LΦ`) Has anyone found my copy of TV Guide?
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you touch my pee pee place?
( LΦ`) LIES!
(EAE) Grandpa, you did it to me again last night. It really feels funny.. Why can't I tell Mom and dad?
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Misuta~ Sata~n!
(EΝE) Grandpa, where does the Moon go during the day?
( LΦ`) It travels to Uranus.
(EΝE) It travels to my anus!?
( LΦ`) Hurrrrrrrrryes
(EΝE) NURUPO!
( LΦ`) GA!
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you touch Grandma's pee pee place a lot too?
( LΦ`) I'd touch yours if you like.
( LΦ`)Β(EΝE ;)
(EΝE) Grandpa, my powers have doubled since last we met.
( LΦ`) Twice the pride, double the fall!
(EΝE) Grandpa, pregnant 16-year-olds are moe
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(EΝE) PWN'D BY WAKABAMARK!
( LΦ`) Also very moe. Ninshin-moe. Mmmmm, moe.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what does the "W.T." in W.T. Snacks stand for?
( LΦ`) William Taft.
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you have any other expressions?
( EΦE)
( LΝ`) FUSION!
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you post on 4-ch when you were younger?
( LΦ`) Of course. But back in my days, we posted by telegraph and 4-ch was known as Oriental Mimeographic Communication Express. Our posts would be published in monthly installments on onion paper. I'll never forget the laugh I got when someone posted in issue #44 the first catchphrase: "Crazier than a Chinese Opium Den Whore!" Good times, good times.
i@ίDί);; You knew wheeker?!
( LΦ`) A good an honest man! He is of Japanese ancestry but raised by an African American couple. I know this because I asked him and he explained to his philosophy, and me - where he came from on life. I was born in Nairobi, Kenya and always proud that I was born in Africa. We two could have a dialog with few words - I guess he understood me as I did him.
i@EDE);; ...Grandpa, are you sure you're not lying to me about anything? I'm a little scared of you after you started touching my pee-pee place.
( LΦ`) Do not worry, Gregor. It's perfectly normal.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life and the universe?
( LΦ`) I can't tell you, child, but let me tell you it is not 42. Definitely not. Doug Adams is a liar!
(EDE) Blasphemy!
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(EΝE) Hey Grandpa, do you believe in God?
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Go thread go! beyond 1000!
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(EΝE) Grandpa is always so nice to me. I'll forgive the pee-pee place thing!! Oshiete ojii-san
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(EΝE) Please don't chant at me! Although I rouhgly know what you're saying.
( LΦ`) If you put "sage" in your E-mail, it means that you are wise through reflection and experience. Please don't do that, Junior!
(EAE) I humbly apologize, O Grandpa. Please forgive my foolishness! I have changed my terrible E-mail accordingly. Your poor, worthless Junior seeks your reconcilation!
R(MDL)Ι URUSE SAGE
( LΦ`) Sausages are great. I remember that was all we got to suck on in the army, cos all the girls were gone..
(EΝE) Grandpa, what did you do during the army?
( LΦ`) Dawww, you gotta ask that question chuckle Lemme tell you Junior, it was a loooong and crazy war out there... What with this hell of a major called Major Major Major Major and this dead man in my tent. Ain't got enough pages to write about what happened in there, son! But I sure spent quite a bit of time in the hospital.
(EΝE) Grandpa, did you have lots of morphine???
( LΦ`) Sure. I was the inspiration for the Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb."
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>>176 ( EΝE) WOW how did I do that???
( LΦ`) Easy, just sit there for some decades.
( EΝE) Grandpa, I have a golden ticket and I can go on a tour of Willy Wonka's candy factory. Do you want to come with me?
( LΦ`) Sorry, kid, I'm... busy... tonight.
( EΝE) You can take her along too, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Well, if the tour ends in under a hour, maybe she'll come along. It shouldn't cost extra.
( EΝE) Peter Jennings died today, Grandpa. Are you ever afraid of dying?
( LΦ`) Old DQNs never die, they just get permasaged.
( EΝE) Hey Grandpa, do you think we can get to 1000??
( LΦ`) By then, you'll be a Grandpa yourself, sonny.
( EΝE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?
( LΦ`) When a man and woman love each other very much, the woman secretes eggs from her anus.
( EΝE) Mommy, when did you turn into Grandpa?
( LΦ`) Don't tease us old folks, sonny. We can't help that the older you get, the less there is to distinguish from men and women.
( EΝE) Grandpa, do you believe in URUSE- HAGE?
( LΦ`) NO U!
( EΝE) Hey Grandpa, wahts going on in this thread?
( LΦ`) It's the ol' kopipe shebang just like back in 1992!
( EΝE) Grandpa, what is "emo"?
( LΦ`) Elmo after Sesame Street was canceled.
( EΝE) Grandpa, your nose looks like balls har har har harbl
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(;; EΝE) 200GET
( LΦ`) Young man, did you know that you just said "200 goat" in Swedish?
( EΝE) Suomi perkele!
( LΦ`) Devils are bad things to invoke. Except succubi. Or incubi, if your tail swings that way.
( EΝE) If I fuck a goat and it gets pregnant, is it a sin to try and baptise the offspring?
( LΦ`) Why do you say such silly things? All children should be baptized. Don't be foolish.