( ´ω`) hello kids!

( ´ω`) Hey now, I usually troll SA goons whenever I get the chance but this thread is pretty "sugoi" as you youngsters say, so check it out:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1639298

／・∀・) That was a pretty rad thread, Gramps! I salute you!

( ・∀・) My other Grandpa fought for the Wehrmacht. Got sent home with a grenade splinter in his foot. I believed for a long time that he had been fighting in France then two years ago got told he had actually been fighting at the Eastern front. Never really talked to him about it. He died this week.

( ・Д・) I think I should have talked to him. Well, maybe I can find some stuff at Grandma's place now...

( ´ω`)ノシ Hey, I'm not dead!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)??? (´ω`)
Impostor! (ﾟДﾟ)ノ'ω) ヽ<｀Д´>ﾉ

( ・∀・) My grandpa would have walked on mines in the forest hadn't they been triggered by falling snow right in front of him. Serious business, ne?

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( ´ω`) War is hell. Meaning hell is very fun.

( ・∀・) When I grow up, I want to be a NEET!

www.prettiestpenis.com/

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＿_(__ﾆつ/　>>216　 / (・∀・ ) Hay Grandpa, what are you doing?
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( ´ω` ) Well what do we have here. 500 pounds in a month... I ain't believin' this!

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( ´ω` ) Haha, just kidding. Now youngsters, tell me your stories about being "hardcore" and I'll evaluate them.

( ・∀・) Well er... gramps, don't tell mommy or daddy this, but I managed to stick an entire test tube up Katie's ass yesterday

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( ´ω` )b

( ・∀・) I folded a frisbee up and swallowed it!

( ・U・) NINJYA

( ´ω` ) Nid-jah? Whatever is a nid-jah, Junior?

( ・∀・) Robert Hamburger is a nid-jah!

(・∀・) Grandpa are you really the blind swordsman? Because that cane was actually a sword. And I killed someone with it two. Two? I meant too.

(´C ` ) The CIA is coming to see if y'all are fine.

(　´ω) (´C )

　　　POW☆
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(・Ａ・) Grandpa, why are you so violent?

Papa was a rolling stone!
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( ´ω` ) (・Ａ・)

　　　POW☆
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(´々°) awuf gramfs fhaf's enuf

( ´ω` ) ...I felt like destroying something beautiful.

( ´ω` ) Let's go to IKEA! And let's go to the hardware store parking lot after that.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is your name Robert Paulson?

( ´ω` ) Shhhhh!!!!!!

(・∀・) Grandpa, RIIIIDE ON TIME

(´∀｀) Grandpa! Two righteous babes are headed your way!

(・∀・) Do you think sakuratann is "moe", Grandpa?

( ´ω` ) You were an accident.

(;∀;) Grandpa! How rude!

(・∀・) Wait! I meant to say "NO U!"

(・∀・) The hordes of nameless have many personalities!

why is your mouth looks like balls

(・∀・) This is getting incoherent! Grandpa, wake up!

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Kids you are making too much noise, leave Grandpa alone.
He's old, he needs his sleep.
Go play outside!

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　─（ ・∀・ ）＜　GRANDPA GRANDPA!
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( ´ω` ) Okay, I'm back for more questions. By the way, tomoyo is more moe

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can we go to Saitama for my birthday?

( ´ω` ) Where?

（・∀・）＜　SAITAMA! SAITAMA! SAITAMA!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you want to do to Koishi Herikawa?

( ´ω` ) Where did you learn such naughty things? I'll be telling your mother.

( ´ω` ) Little boy, did you make this thread?! http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/honobono/1124732125/

(・∀・) I cannot tell a lie, Grandpa. It was I. I'm surprised I knew any Japanese!

( ´ω` ) Well now, thanks to you, the Japanese are going to go on about how much we suck. You got to learn to keep quiet, sonny! I'm grounding you for 3 days. In my room, yes.

(・∀・) ki ki ki ki ki ki

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( ´ω` ) Nurupo

(・∀・) GA!

>>260
(・∀・) I´m sorry, grandpa. How stupid I am.

( ´ω` ) Gotta have soy sauce on sunny-side up!

(・∀・) Grandpa, from the declining quality of your speech I fear you are going senile.

( ´ω` ) Nonsense.

(・∀・) I'm running away from home if you're going to start going on about random things.

( ´ω` ) Well, nevermind all that, Junior. Can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway. I visited a local Yoshinoya the other day. Yes, Yoshinoya. It was incredibly crowded, so crowded I couldn't find a seat.

(・∀・) Sounds like a great situation for groping. Yes, groping.

( ´ω` ) As opposed to roping?

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you read comic books when you were my age? Did you read any Japanese comic books?

( ´ω` ) I read Hadashi no Gen and followed the Sailor Moon series for a bit. Other than that, not much. Manga is for otaku loser nerds anyway!

( ´ω` ) I also found Card Captor Sakura rather enjoyable.

(・∀・) Today we read Gunslinger Girl and Tsukuyomi, grandpa!

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　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ Don't forget Full Moon wo Sagashite!!

( ´ω` ) Even us old men love Kouyama Mitsuki-chan! 12 year old that turns into a 16 year old? yes please.... make Grandpa happy

(・∀・) Do you need me to leave the room, grandpa?

( ´ω` ) Only if Mitsuki-chan is coming in!

(・∀・) What is the spirit of DQN, grandpa?

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　　　⊂二二二( ´ω` )二⊃
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( ´ω` ) Foolish child. No one can be told what the spirit of DQN is.

Testing

TEsting

(・∀・;) Who are these people in our thread, Grandpa?

（-＿-） i have no idea

( ´ω` ) In my time we hanged people like them. Then we raped them.

( ´ω` ) Those were truly glorious days.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who is your favorite anime character?

( ´ω` ) Don't toy with me, kid! Everyone knows it's Chihiro-chan.

( ´ω` ) Oh, those lucious lips...

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever been to 4chan?

( ´ω` ) No.

(・∀・) I think waka-tan is pretty, Grandpa!

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( ´ω` ) Cheer up, hikikkomori kid!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of girl should I look for when I'm ready to marry?

( ´ω` ) One with nice curvy hips!

('∀・) Grandpa! What is ´sage´?

(・∀・) You mean a fatty?

('∀.) what

(・∀・) >>295,296,298

(・∀・) PS: 300GET!

( ´ω` ) You are confusing me, stupid child. You are no grandson of mine. Now, change my diaper and then leave!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry! Your fresh diaper is ready. I stole it from Baby.

( ´ω` ) hmmm it doesn't seem to fit

>>303
(・∀・) 303get! Aciiieed 4 lyfe, niggaz!

( ´ω` ) Everybody loves a 303.