ITT we disgrace the English language (57)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:13 [no]

o rly?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:23 [no]

2GET

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 04:06 [no]

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 04:26 [no]

fuk

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 05:49 [no]

urmom

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 05:59 [no]

no u!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 06:11 [no]

lol

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 06:21 [no]

nigga stole mah TV!!!

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 10:57 [no]

nigga should of stolen computar

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 11:57 [no]

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 12:30 [no]

>>10 nice to kow some turkish posters here

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 18:52 [no]

How do I digraced English language?

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:28 [no]

>>12 you already did

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 23:46 [no]

>>13 be an DQN

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 00:14 [no]

hjay guyz i dono wat u talkin abot i cn undstnd u jst fine

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 02:25 [no]

biatch

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 10:06 [no]

why do u want 2 disgrace the english? its a good language. better than my native 1 too b/c mine just plain sux so i like writing english on the internet.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:46 [no]

i am sry, idk

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 18:09 [no]

>>17
tl;dr

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:35 [no]

am i doing this rite

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:16 [no]

>>20 no

22 This post sucks.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:47 [no]

>>21 phails

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:50 [no]

shaddup bitch, u dun can't handle ma nigga style

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:03 [no]

bix nood

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 04:07 [no]

what u racist gotta problem with da homies there

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:00 [no]

imput

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 11:43 [no]

is this such a great thread of which: i like

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 16:21 [no]

give such a basket as recievable of 13 pickle cough

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:47 [no]

"moot"

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:20 [no]

The disgrace of english is alive and kikkin' at
http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 15:11 [no]

i got shot fo real

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 09:11 [no]

I axed you a question, foo!

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 04:53 [no]

Hey i found this thread and, i think that: well you should'nt disgrace the english-language because, it's: NOT OKAY.

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:05 [no]

HaY eVrY1 DuN u GuYz DiZzZrEzPeKt MaI aZn PrYdE~~~~~~~~~!

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 01:53 [no]

My insane trasnfigurations are thereby exacerbated by utilizing greater unity of spirit with the other.

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 05:06 [no]

Hello,
I learn the enligsh like he is speaked around Internet. I had recommanded that website, to improve my English langage. I want to speak him as good 'native'.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 15:56 [no]

>>34 ftw

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 07:43 [no]

So taday I finally tried out da laundry room in da new appartment building. It wuz fine ass exciting! There'suh really big washing machine, da side-loading kind wiff uh window dat I've never really used 'bfoe. I didn't try sitting next ta it an' staring into it though.
It'sred. Also, it'scoin-operated, an' wants 7 20-cent coins ta werk, which wuz uh bit o' uh problem since I wasn't prepared fo' it but I did manage ta gather together da seven coins I needed fo' it, an' it'schurning away as we's speak.
It'snot all dat fast, so dat'swhy I came back up ta da appartment ta post dis here. There'salso uh big drying room, wiff some sort o' circulating fan. I'm going ta gots ta try out dat too, ta see if it'll really dry da gear quickly enough.
Actually, I've got uh couple o' shirts hanging in dere which I washed by hand cuz dey didn't fit in da washing machine, an' I didn't gots enough coins ta do two runs. Not dat I know da first thin' about how ta properly hand-wash gear, but how wrong could dat jet, anyway? I'm not too trippin' otay buh-weet

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 22:45 [no]

Hey hybrid American!
I donLt your future and killing soon

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 15:53 [no]

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45 Name: golgolmois 1993-09-4501 17:39 [no]

hey,hybrid american.
i don't your future and killing soon!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/images/sadam2.jpg
go back america from ryukyu
we hate hybrid monsters. give back racial island!
will be growing up terrorism!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/doubt/index_en.html

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 20:49 [no]

Ok,

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4501 23:05 [no]

golgomois' gimmick is old and tired

i like pie.

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 03:37 [no]

>>47 phailz

49 Name: 1993-09-4503 07:00 [no]

>>41-44
Nice read, thx

>>2
tl;dr

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 18:29 [no]

>>49 was raised by a cup of coffee

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4503 22:48 [no]

WHERE DID MY LOVE DISAPPEAR?
SHE LOVES BURIED
IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
BONDS & SHARES
NOW I HAVE NO CARES

52 Name: >>49 1993-09-4504 00:44 [no]

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 08:33 [no]

Futalallaby

54 Name: Dan Quayle!WVFtAgTTek 1993-09-4504 15:48 [no]

I'll spell potatoe any damn way i like dammit!

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:23 [no]

you sholdent not spel paototo in unrong way

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 19:42 [no]

The comments you guys are making are completely unappropriate.

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4510 20:01 [no]

>>56
at least you still disgraced the English language

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