o rly?
nigga stole mah TV!!!
nigga should of stolen computar
Nigga stole mah money
How do I digraced English language?
hjay guyz i dono wat u talkin abot i cn undstnd u jst fine
biatch
why do u want 2 disgrace the english? its a good language. better than my native 1 too b/c mine just plain sux so i like writing english on the internet.
i am sry, idk
am i doing this rite
>>20 no
shaddup bitch, u dun can't handle ma nigga style
bix nood
what u racist gotta problem with da homies there
imput
is this such a great thread of which: i like
give such a basket as recievable of 13 pickle cough
"moot"
The disgrace of english is alive and kikkin' at
http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html
i got shot fo real
I axed you a question, foo!
Hey i found this thread and, i think that: well you should'nt disgrace the english-language because, it's: NOT OKAY.
HaY eVrY1 DuN u GuYz DiZzZrEzPeKt MaI aZn PrYdE~~~~~~~~~!
My insane trasnfigurations are thereby exacerbated by utilizing greater unity of spirit with the other.
Hello,
I learn the enligsh like he is speaked around Internet. I had recommanded that website, to improve my English langage. I want to speak him as good 'native'.
>>34 ftw
So taday I finally tried out da laundry room in da new appartment building. It wuz fine ass exciting! There'suh really big washing machine, da side-loading kind wiff uh window dat I've never really used 'bfoe. I didn't try sitting next ta it an' staring into it though.
It'sred. Also, it'scoin-operated, an' wants 7 20-cent coins ta werk, which wuz uh bit o' uh problem since I wasn't prepared fo' it but I did manage ta gather together da seven coins I needed fo' it, an' it'schurning away as we's speak.
It'snot all dat fast, so dat'swhy I came back up ta da appartment ta post dis here. There'salso uh big drying room, wiff some sort o' circulating fan. I'm going ta gots ta try out dat too, ta see if it'll really dry da gear quickly enough.
Actually, I've got uh couple o' shirts hanging in dere which I washed by hand cuz dey didn't fit in da washing machine, an' I didn't gots enough coins ta do two runs. Not dat I know da first thin' about how ta properly hand-wash gear, but how wrong could dat jet, anyway? I'm not too trippin' otay buh-weet
Hey hybrid American!
I donLt your future and killing soon
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hey,hybrid american.
i don't your future and killing soon!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/images/sadam2.jpg
go back america from ryukyu
we hate hybrid monsters. give back racial island!
will be growing up terrorism!
http://darkelf.dip.jp/doubt/index_en.html
Ok,
golgomois' gimmick is old and tired
i like pie.
>>47 phailz
WHERE DID MY LOVE DISAPPEAR?
SHE LOVES BURIED
IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
BONDS & SHARES
NOW I HAVE NO CARES
>>50
teh wrong thread. u want http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1131256760/l50
Futalallaby
I'll spell potatoe any damn way i like dammit!
you sholdent not spel paototo in unrong way
The comments you guys are making are completely unappropriate.
>>56
at least you still disgraced the English language
