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/ ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
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/ ゚∀゚ \
/ \ My wish is to emulate Guu-sama.
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/ ゚∀゚ \
/ \ My ears were tasty.
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( ゚∀゚ )
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\ /My fat gave me
\ /so much gravitational
\ /force, food goes directly
\ /into my mouth. An asteriod
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IS FINE TOO
( ´ω`)If you get any fatter, you'll break the coding for the DQN board and crush this place into dust.
( ´ω`)If that happens, the garden is done for. I can't let you get any fatter.
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( ゚∀゚ )_
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( )__
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( ( ´ω`)
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( )Its too late old man!
( )Soon I will attain
( )my final form and you
( )will be assimilated
( )permanently!
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゚∀゚
Post way too long.
゚∀゚
I've become one with the thread!
But...I'm still hungry.
・ . ・
三 三
 ̄ ̄
(・) (・)
○
三 | 三
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===
∴∵∵∵∵∴
∴∵(・)∴∴(・)∵
∵∵ / ○\∵∵
∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵
∵∵∵| __|__ |∵∵ tanasinn
∵∵∵| === .|∵∵
.∴∵ \__/∴∵
゚∀゚
...I'm scared!
三 ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
BU-N!
三 ⊂二二二( ゚∀゚
)二⊃
BU-N!
゚Д゚
Feed me.
。A。
Woah! I'm being rolled!
I'm a giant katamari!
someone make a tshirt of >>172
>>174 Yeah tell that guy who made the previous ones. I got one and now they already are faded and ripped apart.
How'd you manage that? Mine's still in perfect condition.
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚; \ < I got so fat that food could physically not be put in my mouth for a few weeks.
( ) So here I am. I'm a bit hungry at the moment..
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < I just hope I don't get tanasinn'd
( ) before I get a decent meal...
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < Oh shi
( ∵∴∵∴ )
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < I wonder what happens if I eat tanasinn...
( ∵∴∵∴ )
\ ∵∴ /
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∴_∴
∴∵ ゚∀゚∴ < Tastes like chicken!
(∴∵∴∵∴)
∵∴∵∴∵
(∵.)∵)
∧___∧
( ´∀`)< You're growing nice and beefy, just like your old father!
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∧_∧_∧_∧
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < what
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& j
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∧___∧
( ´∀`)< That's my son!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I'm FAT
/ \ Ha ba de ha ba daa
/ \
f ;
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < nacho nacho maaan
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < To eat, or NOT to eat
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and EAT in the air.
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& j
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < fatcat is faaaaaat
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& j
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < ...
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧ ♪ Nobody will ever let you know..
/ -Д- \ < When you ask the reason why..
( ) They just tell you that you're on your own
\ / ♪ And fill your head all full of lies~
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ ♪ < I'm too sexy for my shirt.
/ \
/ \ ♪
f ;
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& j
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I guess...at least 300 pounds.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I ate >>195. Anyway, I think I need to use the bathroom.
/ \
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& j
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人
(__)
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ ♪ < Yummy.
/ \
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/ \ ♪
f ;
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& j
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < The person who gets owned in the
/ \ < Insult thread will be forced
/ \ < To wipe my fat ass.
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I finally grew big enough to 200GET!
/ \
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I like super-deformed better.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I like Japan. But I don't like it either.
( )
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < The main problem with Japan is that
( )< there are not enough accomodations
\ / < for fat people like me. However, if
(__)_) < I say I am a wrestler, chicks dig me.
Now if only Toyota produced an equivalant to the Chevy Suburban...
∧_∧
/ `ハ´\ < http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139363681/
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < I like Japan like an abusive husband!
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚Д゚ \
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚Д゚ \ < Null Pointer Exception?!
\ /
(__)_)
∧____∧
( ´∀` )< what what what?
( )
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(_____)____)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Large like REALLY FAT
( ) Called him the fatty
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < SHARP LIKE SHARP CHEESE
( )CALLED HIM THE PORKCHOPS
\ / >>1 IS REALLY FAT!!
(__)_)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I intend to be on the next ep of
( ) < Drawn Together. I eat Toot Braunstein.
\ /
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ちんちん
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < DID SOMEBODY SAY STEAK?
( )
\ /
(__)_)
あなたたちはweirdです。
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Makkudonarudo here I come!
( )
\ /
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/⌒ヽ
/(●)(●)
| トェェェイ/ what what what?
| /`ニニ´
// | |
U .U
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
/ (●)(●)
| トェェェイ / what what what?
| /`ニニニニ´
/ / | |
UU .U
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
/ (●)(●)
| .トェェェイ / what what what?
| ∧ `ニニ´/
/ / | | ̄ ̄
(__) (_)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < DQN is under my influence!
( )
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < You look kinda like a giant pork chop...
( )
\ /
(__)_)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < O RLY?
( )
\ /
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As viewed by a 1x10(-31) magnification lens.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < The world
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Oops, I think I'm having a flashback.
/ \
/ \
f ;
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& j
\ /
\ /
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maybe I lost too much weight
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < kawaii desu ne
( かわいい )
\ /
(__)_)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><I'm fatter.
( ー ) \_____
| | |
(______)______)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><I'll take 3 orders of the Spicy Szechuan Shrimp.
( ー ) \_____
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(______)______)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><Porkchop Sandwiches!
( ー ) \_____
| | |
(______)______)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < I challenge you to a sumo-wrestling match!
( )
\ /
(__)_)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><Mada mada dane.
( ー ) \_____
| | |
(______)______)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < yare yare da ze!
( )
\ /
(__)_)
I have fat where I'm supposed to, and I have no fat where I shouldn't have fat.
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><*huff* huff I gotta make it to 250.
( ー ) \_____
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(______)______)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < At this rate, Squeeks is going to
( ) beat us to 1000!
\ /
(__)_)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><we're too fat to move fast
( ー ) \_____
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(______)______)
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I can still beat Squeeks if I believe in myself!
( )
\ /
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/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><I AM DASH BILLIONS
( ー ) \_____
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(______)______)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><Buzz-a Buzz-a Buzz...
( ー ) \_____
| | |
(______)______)
/\______/\ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< ` (oo) ´ ><I'm used as brick.
( ー ) \_____
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(______)______)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < Maybe if I take a deep breath I can offset some of >>239's weight.
/ \
/ \
f ;
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& j
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < I ate a pint of Ben and Jerry's last night!
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < While silently crying inside.
( )I wanted to get to 1000 before Squeeks!
\ / That would prove that weight doesn't matter!
(__)_)
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/ ゚A゚ \ < Our society is so shallow.
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚A゚ \ < IF only I had money, bitches would want some of this..
( )
\ /
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/ ゚A゚ \ < Uh, oh, that Ben and Jerry's is acting up
( )
\ / BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPP!
(__)_)< yuck, I just vomited a tiny bit. It sure tasted better going down.
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Hey! My face is fixed!
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ < But I can feel it slinking back already...
( )Maybe 250 get will help...
\ /
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Uuuugh..but 250get is too hard.
( )Why can't everything come to me?
\ /
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>>248 ( ゚ -゚) Have you considered Buddhism?
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 250GET. Time to celebrate with cake and ice cream!
( )
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∧_______________________________________________∧
/ ゚∀゚ \
( PLZTOTSOZ!!! )
\ ___________________________________________/
(__) (__)
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 252GET. Time to celebrate with cake and ice cream!
( )
\ /
(__)_)
⊂ニニニ( ^ω^)ニニニ⊃ブーン
⊂ニ( ^ω^ )ニ⊃ Wide Boon
∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ \ <Wow. 255GET. Time to celebrate with bu-n and ice cream!
( )
\ /
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∧_∧
⊂ニ ゚∀゚ \⊃ < boon
( )
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∧_∧
/ ゚∀゚ ⌒, < and ice cream!
(っ V )
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