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/ ゚∀゚ \ <Guess my weight!
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/ -_- \ < The fat doesn't keep you warm you know.
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/ -_- \ < turned the gun on himself(myself)
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/ -Д- \ < Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Driver!
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/ ゚Д゚; \ < it divides faster than my fat cells
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゚Д゚; < I DIVIDED BY ZERO, NOW LOOK AT ME!
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| トェェェイ/ SHARP LIKE AN INCISOR
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U .U
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| トェェェイ / what what what?
| /`ニニニニニニ´
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UU .U
>>64
what
∧_∧ ♪ >>64 You missed
/ -Д- \ < called him the kaiser!
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/ -Д- \ < >>64 is an idiooooooooot
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/ -_- \ < JISAKU JIENs
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/ -Д- \ < IIIIIIN the dark of niiiiiiiight
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| トェェェェェイイ / is it my turn yet?
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( ´ω` ) burp I feel full, somehow.
( ・∀・ ) Grandpa, I'm scared.
Unhealthy lifestyles are a bannable offense.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I don't care what people say!
( ) To be fat is to live!
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( ・∀・) < Just not for very long, lol.
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < I'd orz if I could
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I LOVE MYSELF AND WANT TO EAT
( ) BECAUSE I'M FAT TURNED THE FOOD ON MYSELF
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/ ゚A゚ \ < >>78 is an inspiration to us all.
( ) I'd buy your CDs, but I can't find them online...
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>>78
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < I laughed so hard I shed a tear
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I HAVEN'T SEEN MY FEET IN 12 YEARS.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I love Ruri-chan's smelly feet!
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I cut my finger, and cooking oil came out.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Then I made fish and chips!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Boy does those chips taste like me!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I could go for some butter right now.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Unsalted butter.
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/ ゚o゚ \ < Or maybe salted...
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I can't decide!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm.. 'Salt Enriched Butter'
( ) I guess I'll get that one!
\ / Tralalalalala....
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/ ゚∀゚; \ < Ugh.. cant.. jump.. flubber..
( ) overload..
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/ ゚∀゚ \∩ < Mom! I need some help!
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/ J`Д´し\∩ < I'm watching Emeril!
( )………□ slam
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/ ゚A゚ \ < BUTTTT MOMMMMMMMM~~
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Now where did I put my trusty
( ) portable pneumatic lift?
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/ ゚A゚ \ < Oh thats right... I ATE IT.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I take showers, actually. With OLIVE OIL!
( ) Oh, the things you can make with olive oil...yum. It's healthy too!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I only buy the finest extra virgin olive oil.
( )Anything less is trash!
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < Buttered oil.
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( ・∀・)oO(I wonder how many 3rd world pieces of bread could've been
( ) buttered, had he not consumed it?)
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < I'm not fat.
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < I just get hungry often. And I 100get sometimes too.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Hmm... delicious 100GET... I must eat...
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( ・∀・)100get for the guy who weighs more than 100kg, I suppose...
( ) I'm not bitter!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < You're a step closer to finding out my true weight!
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < A step..I wish I could do that.
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I once fell over aND**** crushed a school bus filled with Boy Scouts.
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < I wish my SJIS body was aligned properly.
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/ ゚A゚ \ < I accidentally sat on a cow..
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( ・∀・) And figured since it was already dead, you might as well eat it too?
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Mama told me to never waste!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < What's that about my waist? I'll have you know I'm just big-boned!
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( ・∀・) 'big boned'... is that what they're calling it now?
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I hate you and want you to die.
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( ・∀・) So you can eat me too?
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,,..,,,,
./ ,' 3 `ヽーっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ =3 プッ
`'ー---‐'''''"
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Man, I sure could go for an Aramaki Scaltinof right about now
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Waiter, I'll have 2x Aramaki Scaltinof. Oh, and without salt!
( ) Aramaki Salted-off, get it?! Hahah snort
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( ・∀・) We're out.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Crap.. then give me the Yoshinoya Special!
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( ・∀・) I think you need to head down to Subway.
( ) Don't get any chips or cookies, either.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Subway sells things other than chips and cookies?!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Oh that's right! They have fountain drinks!
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( ・∀・) This Subway only has Diet Coke and water.
( ) Sorry.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I go to Subway and order a foot-long meatball sub with cheese and jalapenos.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < When I am hungry, I am mean to people weaker than me.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Which is most of the time.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Did I ever tell you about the last
( ) time I was ever on a train?
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accidently flipped the emergency stop lever
between fat rolls 33 and 34.
>>126
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Disregard that, it's just my body collapsing under its own weight
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < If I fell off the CN Tower, I'd create an impact like a meteor!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.
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( ・∀・) At the current rate, the only thing you'll be jumping
( ) into is the back on an ambulance! Or off that bridge!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < You forgot c. into the fridge d. into a coffin! sob sob
( ) I'm so hunnnnnnngry!!!
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∧__∧ (・∀・) ・・・Hey Grandpa, are these guys becoming the new 4-ch DQN meme?!
( ´ω`)/ ⌒i
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( ´ω`)/ ⌒i Not if I can help it, sonny.
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
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SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < That computer looks delish.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Computer chips, potato chips... it's all the same to me!
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( ´ω`)You ate my hard drives stacked full of loli!
( ´ω`) I WILL AVENGE YOU, SAKURA-CHAN!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Me? Eat a hard drive?
( ) What do you think I am?
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Oh no, they've found me out.
( ) The pusher robots control my brain...
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < My good cholestrol count is great!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Bad cholestrol isn't THAT bad...
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I prefer liquidized fat over water!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Lard kool-aid!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < I can drink 4 cases of beer!!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < Sumo judges said I can't join.
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/ ゚Д゚ \ < Said I was too thin.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ < So now I'm gonna get the King of All Cosmos to help me train!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ train!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ I need to attain the perfect jelly rolls!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ Solar Jelly Rolls!
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/ ゚∀゚ \ Rocket to the moon! I heard it's made of fatty cheese.
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/ ゚∀゚ \ I've gotten so huge,
/ \ my body is distorted!
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/ ゚Д゚ \ I don't even fit on
/ \ the front page anymore!
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・・・He ate everything.
 ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ____
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( つ O O旦と ) | left now..
と_)_) |Щ__ (__(__つ \____
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