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>>121 had one, but gave it up because of his intense love and support for Squeeks.
>>122 Can see through the hollow charade that Squeeks has blinded everyone with and is secretly working from within to bring as many out of their IRC Hell as he can!
>>123 Is aware of the little-known grammatical nuance that if one cannot capitalize a proper noun (such as a Kareha post reference), one should capitalize the particle immediately after it. Bravo!
>>124 gives others lots of credit, but quite modest when it comes to himself
>>128 can use binary and hexadicemal numbering as easily as decimal numbering
>>133 Invented the old "paint a tunnel on the side of a cliff" trick that always goes wrong for the coyote.
>>139 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures
>>141 appreciates the diversity of the world's different cultures until one of them moves in next door.
>>145's daughter is really cute and good at her job
>>146 Has exceptional taste in fashion
>>147 does not let fashion influence his daily life unduly.
>>148 fought the Law, but graciously let the Law win.
>>149 is twice as tough as vin deisel, but also twice as modest so you never hear about it!
>>150 taught Chuck Norris the secret of the Roundhouse Kick.
>>153 uses a Mac, but never makes a big deal out of it.
>>155 always stays to the street side when taking a lady's arm.
>>156 and 155 actually both let the lady pay for the meal, because it allows them to buy the expensive wines and deserts fit for their guest, and still say that they split the costs!
>>158 aims to please.
>>160 delivers.
>>161 just LOVES mittens!
>>167 teaches language to people with developmental difficulties.
>>168 is kind enough to share such a flattering compliment with us
>>170 would be famous for his donations to charity except he always does them anonymously.
>>171 supervises these charity funds in order to prevent their misuse, and does so quite expert
>>175 understands that not all that glitters is gold.
>>176 realizes that his rose is ephemeral, and that snakes can send you home.
>>181 has the common courtesy to give someone the reacharound
>>182 lets the lady go first, except into a potentially dangerous situation
>>183 usually prevents dangerous situations from taking place, by his foresight and carefulness.
>>186 makes a thread legendary simply by posting in it.
>>187 would give me free tacos from taco bell if he were low enough to work there at all.
>>189 give haircuts to the bums at the Bowery every Sunday.
>>192 has such glorious mane of long flowing hair that noone dare cut it.
>>196 sticks to her diet, no matter how tempting those chocolate cakes may be.
>>202 bookmarks all pages of interest when he is done reading so others can skim.
>>204 Understands that GUI design isn't merely an afterthought.
>>206 lets his children have a taste of his drink when his wife isn't looking.
>>207 lets his friends have a taste of his children when his wife isn't looking.
>>208 Is obviously an advocate for making us aware of the dangers of abuse against children.
>>209 is allowed to sponsor messages like this because he is the chief of all of the police in the world.
>>210 always puts pennies into the bowl, never taking them.
>>213 supported Cuba's right to play baseball in the world championship.
>>214 didn't brag too much when Japan won the world championship.
>>215 kindly brought his family and co-workers along to the game