Well?
>>255 kept it real, while all the other suckas were just frontin'.
I actually know >>257 in real life, and the motherfucker actually drove ten miles down I-70 to bring some gas to my dead-ass car.
>>258 has head-explody powers, but choses NOT to use them.
>>260 probably has a good taste in music :)
>>262 walks the streets for money not caring if it's wrong or if it's right.
>>270 volunteers to spend time with lonely elderly people
>>273 can't stop fallin' in love. Tell him you will be true, forever baby.
>>274 will grow to love In The Groove, but NOT become an elitist bastard.
>>277 masterfully makes charming comments about his fellow posters' testicles.
>>278 correctly infers that posters who use the word "ballsy" are probably male, even if they are not speaking of themselves
>>279 has mastered both deduction AND intuition.
>>280 uses big words, this can only mean he is clever.
>>281 didn't laugh at all at the nick I entered
>>282 has always been ready to take a bullet for any one of us.
>>284 takes global warming and other issues about the long-term sustainability of materialism very seriously.
>>285
Works hard to keep the science community out of corruption.
>>287 doesn't really persecute anyone, but masterfully blends in with the community via his excellent grasp of current slang.
>>289 is a coffee blending genius rivalling that of Andrew Waltfeld
>>293 gives a perfect example of how not to jump to conclusions
Don't flatter yourself, >>295. That's my job. And I'm calling in sick.
>>296 gives us all a bit of mystery in our daily lives by letting us puzzle over whether or not he's on topic.
>>297 makes keen observations on other posters that delight the entire board.
>>298 touches the breasts of unknown sober women without them minding at all