Well?
>>202 bookmarks all pages of interest when he is done reading so others can skim.
>>204 Understands that GUI design isn't merely an afterthought.
>>206 lets his children have a taste of his drink when his wife isn't looking.
>>207 lets his friends have a taste of his children when his wife isn't looking.
>>208 Is obviously an advocate for making us aware of the dangers of abuse against children.
>>209 is allowed to sponsor messages like this because he is the chief of all of the police in the world.
>>210 always puts pennies into the bowl, never taking them.
>>213 supported Cuba's right to play baseball in the world championship.
>>214 didn't brag too much when Japan won the world championship.
>>215 kindly brought his family and co-workers along to the game
I don't know what >>216 is talking about, but its bound to be something remarkably more positive than it seems at first appearance.
>>219 is winter-kun, who gave us all the Friendly Community.
>>222 likes to go rabbit hunting, but sticks with blanks only in order not to hurt those little long eared humping herbivores.
>>225 is a danish cartoonist who decided not to join his kinsmen in their free speech folly.
>>228 likes to share his danish pastries with the poor.
>>229 found out about this during his daily volunteer job serving hot tea at the homeless shelter.
>>229 likes pastries, rainbows and happy mittens
>>231 has a true appreciation for a Guinness moustache.
>>233 knows his fine wines.
>>234 appreciates the fine produce of British Columbia.
>>237 does not settle for instant ramen.
>>238 won against 1 million sperms.
>>240 was injected with the cuddly kind of government nano-bots.
>>241 picks up dog crap like a good citizen.
>>242 figured out how to shot web all by himself on the first try!
>>244 never posted a shitty "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" topic.
>>250 properly celebrated International Spank Your Maid Month.
>>255 kept it real, while all the other suckas were just frontin'.
I actually know >>257 in real life, and the motherfucker actually drove ten miles down I-70 to bring some gas to my dead-ass car.
>>258 has head-explody powers, but choses NOT to use them.
>>260 probably has a good taste in music :)
>>262 walks the streets for money not caring if it's wrong or if it's right.
>>270 volunteers to spend time with lonely elderly people
>>273 can't stop fallin' in love. Tell him you will be true, forever baby.
>>274 will grow to love In The Groove, but NOT become an elitist bastard.
>>277 masterfully makes charming comments about his fellow posters' testicles.
>>278 correctly infers that posters who use the word "ballsy" are probably male, even if they are not speaking of themselves
>>279 has mastered both deduction AND intuition.
>>280 uses big words, this can only mean he is clever.
>>281 didn't laugh at all at the nick I entered
>>282 has always been ready to take a bullet for any one of us.
>>284 takes global warming and other issues about the long-term sustainability of materialism very seriously.
>>285
Works hard to keep the science community out of corruption.
>>287 doesn't really persecute anyone, but masterfully blends in with the community via his excellent grasp of current slang.
>>289 is a coffee blending genius rivalling that of Andrew Waltfeld
>>293 gives a perfect example of how not to jump to conclusions
Don't flatter yourself, >>295. That's my job. And I'm calling in sick.
>>296 gives us all a bit of mystery in our daily lives by letting us puzzle over whether or not he's on topic.
>>297 makes keen observations on other posters that delight the entire board.