( LΦ`) hello yet again, kids!
(EDE) COREANS ARE SMART??!?!
<€MDL> YES NIDA
(EΝE) Grandpa, should my Gnome Warlock learn Tailoring/Enchantment or Herbalism/Alchemy? I mainly picked a Warlock because I wanted to see one of those sexy Succubus summons.
( LΦ`) Oh, what you kids play these days.
<RMΝL> How do I make apology juice nida?
( LΦ`) Hold on bitterly to past injustices and horrible treatment, let it simmer in national insecurity for decades, and occasionally make visits to the 38th parallel. Chill and serve to friends.
<RMΝL> What?
( LΦ`) Take a korean, squeeze over an empty glass until the glass is 2/3rds full. Add lemon juice. Stir, chill, drink up!
(EΝE) Grandpa, I think that's what you call a "Bloody Nida".
(EΝE) ...
(>Ν<) AHAHAHAHHAHA!!
( LΦ`) Shhhhh! Let's see if he tries it!
> AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( LΦ`) It worked!
( LΦ`) Coreans whine a lot...
( LΦ`) I hated them from the start.
<RMΝL> ...
<RMDL> I HATE MYSELF
( LΦ`) and?
<RMDL> I WANT TO DIE
( LΦ`) because?
<RMDL> IT'S WINTER
( ί ί) Diviiiiding driver!
( ί ί) Sharp like an incisor!
( ί ί) Called him the kaiser!
( ί ί) >>1 is an iiidiot!
( LΦ`) JISAKU JIENS
(EΝE) In the dark of night
(EΝE) what what what?
<RMDL> I'm going to make you give me APLOLOGY JUICE up in the air, nida.
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( EΦE) I wanted to try apolojuice, so I dressed up as a Corean!
(EΝE) JUST GET THE FUCK OUT CLONE SHIT
(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't the U.S. go back to using that really cool flag of the snake coiled up to strike with the caption "Don't Tread on Me" instead of the current one? If we had that one, other countries would be all like, "Oh, shit! A snake! Let's not fuck with that country!" And, honestly, who wants to mess with a poisonous snake?
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(ζΝζ) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
( EΦE) Whoa, I didn't mean to- I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE SPEED REALLY IS
( LΦ`) Now, to answer your question, I don't know.
(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I denied denial?
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i^ิΦ`j Dammit, that mask gave me pinkeye.
(EΝE) So I though you were on summer vacation grandpa?
( ί ί) He came back because he forgot to pack his mittens!
( ί ί) MITTENS!!!!!
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( ί ί) I like Recursion!
(EΝE) http://becauseitswinter.com
( LΦ`) Don't link to that site, sonny. The Elitist Superstructure may think that we're members.
(EΝE) Shit, grandpa. I just noticed there are other boards here.
( ί ί) Mittens!
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( ί ί) Grandpa, what happens when I do..
( ί Φί) This?
( LΦ`) You get THIS!
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(L₯[₯`) I think you just divided by zero, Mittens.
(L₯[₯`) Do you know what the punishment for dividing by zero is?
( ί ί) I dunno.
( ί ί) OH SHI-
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(EΝE) Grandpa, how do I make love?
( LΦ`) Go ask your mother.
(MEnEL) Greetings, fools! I am Dark Junior, the son of Darkpa!
(MEnEL) I have a question for YOU, Grandpa -
(LEnEM) Do you know where my dad is? He locked me in a cage, then when I escaped, I ran over to this thread.
( LΦ`) He's having a party some threads over.
(LΦ` ) o O ( locked in a cage, eh...? Brilliant, maybe I could do that to Junior... )
(EΝE) Boy, are you one fat kid.
( ί ί) Hey Grandpa! Watch this!
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( ί ί) Cool, huh?!
( LίΦί`) WHO.AA , AAAAaGGGGHHHH!!!
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Die, Grandpa!
I mean, don't!
( LΦ`) cough...whew, your little trick almost gave me a heart attack.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, did I do it right?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, you suck at this game.
( ί -ί) Wow. Hitting your own Grandpa.
( ί -ί) I lost all respect for you, Junior.
(MEnEL) Yeah, even I wouldn't hit my Darkpa.
<RMDL> Nidas respect other fellow Nidas!
( EΦE) i wouldn't hi-
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( ί -ί) Wow. Hitting your own Clonepa.
( ί -ί) I lost all respect for you, Dark Junior.
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(EDE) Wow. Hitting your own friend.
(EDE) I lost all respect for you, Mittens.
( ί -ί) I..can't control myself.
( ί -ί) The mittens, they force my to hit.
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(EΝE) Eeevil mittens.
( LΦ`) I'll go back to my beach if you please
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Revenge of the Nerds so well-loved, yet Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise considered to be a bad movie? It doesn't make any sense.
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(EΝE) Ha. With Grandpa asleep, I have the run of the house. Maybe I should go into dad's closet and watch his porn collection?
(EΝE) Or maybe I should bury Dark Junior with tires in the garage. He's less interesting than Clonepa, so nobody will care.
(EAE) It's...uh...it's...
(EΝE) My Barney video!
( ί ί) Barney?! I LOVE BARNEY!!!!
( ί ί) PUT IT IN!
( ί ί) The VCR!
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( LΦ`) Nice save, Junior.
(EΝE) I learned from the best, Grandpa!
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( ί -ί) No Barney?
R(`DL)Ι I watched those naked people hugging each other!
( ί ί) Was there a giant purple dinosaur?
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