( LΦ`) hello yet again, kids!
( LΦ`) Sleep-flying again I see
( ί ί)@SOOIII
( LΦ`) Just for that, you're on lemonade duty.
( LΦ`) Now go get me some tang.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
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(EΝE) Fail.
R(`DL)Ι I want tang! NOW!!!!
( ί ί) I like tang!
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(EΝE) http://gikopoirave.ytmnd.com/
(EΝE) I didn't know you liked raving, grandpa!
( ί ζ) URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
( ζ ζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a freak dancing over here?
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is there a freak dancing over here?
(=Φ=) HELLO EARTHLING. CARE TO RECIEVE MY FART?
( LΦ`) Get out.
<€MΝL> On the ascii board, Sina just killed me!
( LΦ`) Then why aren't you dead?
<€MΝL> Because this is DQN!
( ζ ζ) YAAAAAAAAAY-
( ζ -ζ) ...
( ζ Oζ) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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( LΦ`) Junior, I still rave despite I may break my hip at any time doing so. That's the true spirit, you see.
( LΦ`) Also, I suggest you wash that tanasinn off your face before it engulfs your entire body.
(EΝE) Grandpa, I don't have tanasinn on me.
(EΝE) Mittens does.
( ζ Oζ) OH GOD HELP!!!!!!!!
( LΦ`) Is that so? You see, I've been quite blind for the past 20 years or so.
( LΦζ) Ah-URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
( ζΦζ) OWWWWWWWW!! ... Wait, I can see it! I can see EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time!
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( LΦ`) You woke up in your dream?
(EΝE) WTF? You lifted the mask bu there was nobody under it.
(EΦE) can't you just see I want to be part of this thread again!?
(ίΦo) because..if I don't..I swear..I'll kill every last one of you..
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( LΦ`) Seriously, quit with the masks deal, we're just going to keep taking them off.
(EΦE) i feel so exposed
( LΦ`) Put some clothes on.
(EΝE) Grandpa, Snape kills __________?
( LΦ`) Junior, spoiling is the mark of of malevolent ignorance. I won't stand for it here.
( LΦ`) Damn these kids today. I swear that they keep getting more and more stupid with every sunset.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, wake up!
(EΝE) Grandpa's angry even in his sleep.
(EΝE) Grandpa?
(EΝE) Time to wake up..
( LΦ`) Son, what wa-
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(EΝE) Aw, man... Dad, bring the truck around to the window, and I'll get the jumper cables.
( xΦx) !!!
( LΦ`) I'm fine, I'm fine!
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( LΦ`) Find the computer room!
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(EΝE) Wha?
( LΦ`) The world depends on you now, Junior. Here's a final present from Grandpa:
( LΦ`) "DODONDO DISLIKES SMOKE."
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( LΦ`) Nawww, just kidding.
( LΦ`) Hey, where'd the tanasinn on Mittens go?
(EΝE) I must go on an adventure to save my Grandpa from death, no matter what it takes! This will most likely take several threads to do, in which I must meet with Death himself, and beg him to let Grandpa go! With this wooden stick and pot lid, I will face all the evil out in the world!
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( ί -ί) Wait, why did you even bother with the mask?
(EΝE) I'm like a snake, lady.
( ί ί) Snakes!
( ί ί) ON A PLANE!!!!
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( ˃ ˂) Hey Grandpa! Nida and I are mitten buddies now!!!
(EΝE) Grandpa, should I do Mittens?
..(* ˃ ˂) Kyaa~
<€MΝL> Right nida!
( LΦ`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.
( ί ί) YAAY NIDA!!
( ί -ί) ..he dissapeared.
( ί ί) NOW HE'S BACK YAY.
( ί ί) That was a great magic trick, Nida!
( ί ί) Do another one!
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( ί ζ) That was an aw-
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( ί ζ) URUSAI URUSAI URUSAI
( ζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
( Oζ) NIDA, HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED TANASINN?!?!
( ζ) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( L_T`) Well, check this out!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, explain tanasinn
( LΦ`) Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
(EΝE) Grandpa, my girlfriend said "Oh Em Gee" outloud today in public. How do I break up with her without letting on that she's a huge dork?
( LΦ`) And if that doesn't work out, tell her she sucks at sucking, if you know what I mean.
(EΝE) That's not nice, Grandpa.
( LΦ`) Neither is breaking up with a girl for saying something mildly amusing, Junior.
( LΦ`) What does your girlfriend look like, anyway?
She also has great tits! Can't you tell from this one line of text? If not, you suck, Grandpa!
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( LΦ`) I don't believe I was ever that stupid.
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(EΝE) http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1
(EΝE) Hey, grandpa, I made a DQN imageboard!
( LΦ`) You shouldn't imitate her so much, sonny. ( ί ί) may be nice, but I wouldn't like you to end up like her.
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(EAE) SHUT UP!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(EAE) AGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(EΝE) LOVE: The Movie
Rated PG-TANASINN for love and TANASINN!!!
Out this September.
( LΦ`) Junior, let's go to the movies. We haven't done that in a while.
Π*ί-ί) I have some popcorn cookies that I can bring!
Π*ί-ί) o O (He, he, the old fart will never know.)