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i @§-]@|! i@Curb your enthusiasm. Can I take your order?
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
( ί ί) A half order of bacon nuggets please!
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry hon, we haven't turned the grills on yet.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Guu, let's celebrate!
With champange!
( ί ί) that was a very triumphant ending to the last thread!
( ί -ί) But wait, who's "Guu"?
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't know. You're asking the wrong person
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Guu is my friend behind the counter :)
( ί -ί) ...
(ί -ί ) ...
( ί -ί) I'm going to pretend you don't exist.
( ί ί) Can I have some tea while the grill heats up?
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry the grill's heated up already
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( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) In that case, a half order of bacon nuggets please!
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry the grill isn't quite hot enough.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
fucking give the link to old thread when starting news ones. fucking non-2chnners.
( ί -ί) ... the voices in my head are getting really snotty.
( ί -ί) ... And this isn't 2ch, so cram it, clown and gimme my prize.
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i @§-]@|! i@Here's your tea hon. The grill's almost ready.
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( ί ί) Thanks! I will dip my mittens in them!
( ί -ί) ...
(> <) MITTENS!
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i @§-]@|! i@Looks like Marty spilled the rest of the tea on the grill.
_R .U@- Ιm We'll have to shut it off, let it cool, clean it, and heat it again.
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( ί -ί) Darn.
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@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and our grill never closes'
@ @ / _ΙT@@@That's Squeek's "home of the always on grill"
@@/__i |£!|@@@"Squeeks", "My name is Squeeks" and "food" are registered trademarks of Squeeks Brands, Inc all rights reserved
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( ί -ί) I tried dumpster diving, but your dumpster doesn't have any food in it either.
( ί -ί) Are you sure this is a restaurant, Rei?
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i @§-]@|! i@That's what it says on my paycheck.
_R .U@- Ιm I have a few packets of saltines here...
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( ί -ί) Can I have some saltines?
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i @§-]@|! i@ munch munch
_R .U@- Ιm Sorry we just ran out of that
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@But they're mine.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Where's Marty?
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, we just ran out of him.
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@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and I'm proud to annouce Squeek's
@ @ / _ΙT@@@new 'Vegan Value Menu'! -Offically "100% Marty-free!"
@@/__i |£!|@@@That's something our competitors' can't say about their meals!
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i @§-]@|! i@ We have BU-N bread freshly baked. Would you like some, Mittens?
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@@@@@@@@@@@_@@@@No thank you, Rei. |
@@@@@@@@@@@@ _@@My marty-cake@@@@|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@M[€Q@@is sufficent |
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(;___;) I want a tissue of flesh, please.
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i @§-]@|! i@ My eyes don't open. Just like this restaurant.
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Hey Guu, you are doing it wrong, you aren't supposed to service the proles!
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@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and serving proles is our specialty!
@ @ / _ΙT@@@So bring the whole family on down to Squeek's!
@@/__i |£!|@@@That's Squeeks; "You're lucky we even let you in here!"
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_ΙjI will remind all of you that this restaurant
i @§-]@|! i received a "D" on the last health inspection.
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@@@@@@@ ©Q© .I need some booze
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_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@Besides, we don't have a liquor license!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_ΙjίThassa probbem wif tanasinn*hic*..ί
i @§-]@|! i ίHaffan hour affer you eat yer dinnerz
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_ΙjίPooper na guki..hic..ί
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@I won't allow a puppet to speak to me
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@in such an insolent manner!
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Guu, help me.
the rats are coming
the rats are coming to eat me!
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|ζ /@@O@|@O@|@@This was certainly a waste of fifty posts
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@I wonder if I could borrow that reset button
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@ from grandpa's thread....
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WONDERBOOOOOOOOY
What is the secret of your powers~~
@@( LΦ`) Sorry we just ran out of that
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==@@@@@@Grandpa's@@@@@ ==
Grandpa shut up I am singing from my non-ipod mp3 player.
. @@@ Θ__Θ@ Ώ I know ONE way to rid Rei of these insolent voices....
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@i@EΝEj Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.
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@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is squeeks and we just ran out of that.
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @ ==
(//__;) My name is SHUT UP and I want your hat!
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@@i@EΝEj@ < My name is squeeks and is this a holdup.
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@@i@EΝEj@ < Sir, if you're going to mope, I'm going to have to ask you
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(// v') Actually, I felt better after I saw that 9/11 video with yakety sax dubbing.
It was radical! :)
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(// v')Jesus is just alright with me!
(// v')Jesus is just alright - oh yeah!
(// v')Jesus is just alright with me!
(// v')Jesus is just alright - oh yeah!
(// v') My razor soap, please.
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@@i@EΝEj@ < We'll give it to you, but only as a take-out order.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm working my way through college. I
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@ @ ==
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PHEONIX DOWN!
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> Attack
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i @§-]@|! i@What happened to Option 3?
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FINE.
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i @§-]@|! i@I replace myself with Marty and go to sleep.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@ @ ==
God this thread is moving slowly
( ί ί) Smorking?
( ί ί) Sounds fun!
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b@@@@@@@ @ PLEASE DO NOT TO HAVING A SMORKING
b@@@’@@@@ I CAN SERVE YOU A DRINKS OR MAYBE A BURGERS
b@ @{c@@ PLEASE MAKE YOUR ORDER TO ME AND I GET IT
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==@@@@@@ M4RT1S@ @ @ ==
( ί -ί) Sorry.
( ί ί) A doboru chiizubagazu and a drinks kudasai!
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b@@@@@@@ @ A REQUEST IS ERRORS
b@@@’@@@@ NO LIKE SUCH PRODUCTS IN INVENTORY
b@ @{c@@ PLEASE MAKE YOUR ORDER TO ME AND I GET IT
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==@@@@@@ M4RT1S@ @ @ ==
get food ration
get knife
quit
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b@@@@@@@ @ WELCOME TO MARTY'S
b@@@’@@@@ A RESTAURANT OF TWISTY LITTLE PASSAGES, ALL ALIKE
b@ @{c@@ PLEASE MAKE YOUR ORDER TO ME AND I GET IT
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==@@@@@@ M4RT1S@ @ @ ==
( ί -ί) You're just Rei in a cardboard box, aren't you?
THE PROBLEM'S PLAIN TO SEE,
TOO MUCH TECHNOLOGY.
MACHINES TO SAVE OUR LIVES,
MACHINES DEHUMANIZE.
I'M KILLROY.
( ί ί) Hi Killroy, I'm Mittens!!
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@@@@@|DM)@@@
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@Do I hear Styx?!
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@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ DOMO ARIGATOU
@@@@@@R(LDM;)Ι @@MR ROBOTO
@@ @ @@@ (@ Φ) @@@DOMO
@ @ @ @ @@ @@@@@@DOMO
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@@@@@τ@^ _@@@THANK YOU
@@@@@@Ri;LDMjΙ@@VERY MUCH
@@ @ @@@ (Φ@ ) @@@MR ROBOTO
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@
(^Φ^) NYA```
Όρρρ (^Φ^) ρ½ BU-N NYA