[Rei] May I take your order? [Part II] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 18:32

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301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:16

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302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:47

(゚ -゚ ) ...I'll go check over at Squeek's, then.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 17:01

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304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 15:04

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305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) Thank you!!!!

( ゚ -゚) Umm... this smells kind of funny...

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:19

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307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 18:24

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|∵ |   __|__  |   Well, the 300 was from the last thread.
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308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:15

( ∴ ヮ∴) ...don't think. feel and wear gloves...

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:54

∴∵∴∵ ...can I get a refund?

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:56

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311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 17:37

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Freshen your cup, hon?
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312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:00

( ゚ ヮ゚) Why, yes, and can I have a blueberry muffin?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 20:22

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i  乂-‐ -! i  We're all out of freshen your cup, hon.
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314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 21:13

( ゚ -゚) Well, what DO you have? I only have 15 minutes left in my lunch break.

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 21:17

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i  乂-‐ -! i  All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
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316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 01:46

( ゚ -゚) ITT Albaquerque?

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 02:16

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318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 11:52

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319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 14:49

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320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 15:11

EUROPEAN MASTERS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 15:59

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Sorry, we're all out of EUROPEAN MASTERS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ   Refill your coffee?
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322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:40

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yes please!

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:54

( ・-・) Refilling coffee is irrelevant, but I will accept this service anyway for reasons not yet elaborated on.

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:10

( ゚ -゚) Who are you, who speaks like someone from a bad episode of Star Trek?

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 18:35

( ・-・) I am Kindness-San Unit 16, and all episodes of Star Trek are bad. How do you select even one?

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 20:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) City on the Edge of Forever was Great!

( ゚ ヮ゚) The young Joan Collins was totally hot. Totally.

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:24

( ゚ ヮ・) City on the Edge of Forever is overrated. Totally.

( ゚ ヮ・) Balance of Terror is far superior.

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:38

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey, that wasn't nice!

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:41

( ・-・) ERROR! ERROR! VISUAL FONT SETTINGS DAMAGED!

( ・-・) Good Marty you look kind of cool.

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:00

( ゚ ヮ・) Oh, I'm just teasing you a bit. It's all in good fun, pip pip.

( ゚ ヮ・) ...

( ゚ -・) Wait, you think Joan Collins is hot? Are you a lesbian, Mittens? 

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:04

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Order something or get out.
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332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:29

( ゚ ヮ゚) ?? I ordered half an hour ago!

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 13:58

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i  乂-‐ -! i  We're fresh out of real coffee. Want decaf?
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334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 15:15

( ゚ -゚) God, no.

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 15:15

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336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 19:08

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i  乂-‐ -! i  You sure? They say you can't taste the difference.
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337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 20:00

( ゚ -゚) But I can... feel it...

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 05:27

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339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 14:21

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i  乂-‐ -! i  welp,
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340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:14

( ゚ ヮ゚) But I was the biggest among my siblings!

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:15

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i  乂-‐ -! i  < Maybe you would like some pasta?
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342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:10

( ゚ ヮ゚) I prefer japanese food. Although my tongue is not used to "hot" stuff. Maybe you have Taiyaki before I order my realy meal?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:21

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i  乂-‐ -! i  < I mistrust fish after seeing http://secchan.net/niche/kareha.pl/1136769951/l50
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344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:53

( ゚ -゚) ..but...but...but they told me to stick to today's special...

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 23:57

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Didn't you ever see Spaceballs?
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346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:06

( ゚ -゚) I refuse to watch anything produced by mel torme'

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 13:13

Guu...

You have any spaceballs?

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:23

( ゚ ヮ゚) Here's MY contribution!

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      (゚ヮ ゚ ) ノノ~~~~~~~~~~~′
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       /ノ ヽ

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 23:01

( ・-・) As bad as that was, I have analyzed it and found to still be better then Spaceballs.

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 15:27

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i  乂-‐ -! i  More disturbing was the resemblance to Kindness.
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351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 15:55

(⌒-⌒) Didn't you know? I'm a self-aware fart. I appear out of nowhere, annoy people for a while, and then fade away.

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 16:08

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Order something or get out, gasbag.
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353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:00

(⌒-⌒) Actually I think I'd like to linger here, this is a nice place to annoy people...

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:42

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i  乂-‐ -! i  In that case, here's a cup of Decaf. That'll be $1.59.
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355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 20:31

( ・-・) You can't be a fart. Some people (As insane as they are) Actually like them.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 21:48

(⌒-⌒) Whatever you say, fart-lover.

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 23:56

( ・-・) Amazing. You managed to pull yourself away from the All-You-Can-Eat buffet to actually make a response.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:29

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i  乂-‐ -! i  All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? We've never had that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  You'll have to pay for everything you've eaten,
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359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 19:11

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ Sorry, it's my lunch break and I'm sampling everything at the
~(,_uuノbuffet, nya.

360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 21:11

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ Get away from the buffet or I will use the Security Mitten, nya
~(,_uuノ

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 00:52

>>356
Why don't you crawl up Rei's ass, and only escape when somebody tries to perpetuate the "Cute girls don't fart" myth?

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:07

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i  乂-‐ -! i  Sorry, we haven't turned on the grills yet.
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363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:34

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    〕-`ー;、 
  」`;{ヾ ̄.} l'_ < My name is Gregor Squeeksa, and when I'm in town
  _/~| \l }=、   I always eat at Marty's Diner.
   <ヽ/ `i/  \._
    _) `"

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:35

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |   There's no such thing as bad PR.
\|   \_/ /   
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==       Marty's       ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 14:50

  ノ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/);;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  彡;;;;;;;;;;ノW \从/V  W \;;;;;;;;;;;;;ミ
  (;;;;;;;;;;ノ        |      ;ノ \)
  ∩V      、、 |       >V7
  (eLL/ ̄ ̄\/  L/ ̄ ̄\┘/3)
  (┗(      )⌒(      )┛/
   ~| \__/ |  \__/ |~    I would like to order
    ヽ     < |  ;      /   
     'i     \_/  _,  /     a glass of Tang.
      ヽ__/⌒ ̄ ̄ ̄~~ヽ_ /
     /    ー ̄ ̄\_ ̄\
  _一‘     < ̄ ̄\\\J
<\       ー ̄ ̄ヽ_ヽJ   ̄\_
  \     _ニニニヽ )       ~\
   \  /⌒|\ ヽ~~ ~⌒\_
  __/~    V \_|     ~\_

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 20:32

   ____
  /∵∴∵∴\
 /∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/   ○ \|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |  
|∵ |   __|__  |   I'm sorry, we'd normally have some,
\|   \_/ /   but today, the van broke down.
  \____/
    / \ノゝ    
  /__i |丱!|   
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==       Marty's       ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 20:52

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ I've detected the 4chan party van on our radar.
~(,_uuノ I recommend you steal it.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 01:34

  ノ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/);;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  彡;;;;;;;;;;ノW \从/V  W \;;;;;;;;;;;;;ミ
  (;;;;;;;;;;ノ        |      ;ノ \)
  ∩V      、、 |       >V7
  (eLL/ ̄ ̄\/  L/ ̄ ̄\┘/3)
  (┗(      )⌒(      )┛/
   ~| \__/ |  \__/ |~    If you won't give me some Tang,
    ヽ     < |  ;      /   
     'i     \_/  _,  /    I'll destroy the world and turn EVERYONE into Tang.
      ヽ__/⌒ ̄ ̄ ̄~~ヽ_ /
     /    ー ̄ ̄\_ ̄\
  _一‘     < ̄ ̄\\\J
<\       ー ̄ ̄ヽ_ヽJ   ̄\_
  \     _ニニニヽ )       ~\
   \  /⌒|\ ヽ~~ ~⌒\_
  __/~    V \_|     ~\_

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 01:35

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  I guess that would explain your motivation.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ You could have just asked for a glass, you know.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 06:34

  ノ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/);;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  彡;;;;;;;;;;ノW \从/V  W \;;;;;;;;;;;;;ミ
  (;;;;;;;;;;ノ        |      ;ノ \)
  ∩V      、、 |       >V7
  (eLL/ ̄ ̄\/  L/ ̄ ̄\┘/3)
  (┗(      )⌒(      )┛/
   ~| \__/ |  \__/ |~    >>365, Rei.
    ヽ     < |  ;      /   
     'i     \_/  _,  /   
      ヽ__/⌒ ̄ ̄ ̄~~ヽ_ /
     /    ー ̄ ̄\_ ̄\
  _一‘     < ̄ ̄\\\J
<\       ー ̄ ̄ヽ_ヽJ   ̄\_
  \     _ニニニヽ )       ~\
   \  /⌒|\ ヽ~~ ~⌒\_
  __/~    V \_|     ~\_

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 08:31

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Sorry, that moron Shinji needed help putting a bra on.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ What can I do for you today, sir?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:06

  ノ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/);;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  彡;;;;;;;;;;ノW \从/V  W \;;;;;;;;;;;;;ミ
  (;;;;;;;;;;ノ        |      ;ノ \)
  ∩V      、、 |       >V7
  (eLL/ ̄ ̄\/  L/ ̄ ̄\┘/3)
  (┗(      )⌒(      )┛/
   ~| \__/ |  \__/ |~    I have wild orgies with your
    ヽ     < |  ;      /   clones, just so you know.
     'i     \_/  _,  /   
      ヽ__/⌒ ̄ ̄ ̄~~ヽ_ /
     /    ー ̄ ̄\_ ̄\
  _一‘     < ̄ ̄\\\J
<\       ー ̄ ̄ヽ_ヽJ   ̄\_
  \     _ニニニヽ )       ~\
   \  /⌒|\ ヽ~~ ~⌒\_
  __/~    V \_|     ~\_

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:26

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Sorry, we're fresh out of clones.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 16:13

( ・ω・) You rang?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 17:57

( ・ω・) unf, unf, unf

( ・ω・) That'll be $12.50 please.

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 17:58

  ノ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/);;;;;;;∧;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
  彡;;;;;;;;;;ノW \从/V  W \;;;;;;;;;;;;;ミ
  (;;;;;;;;;;ノ        |      ;ノ \)
  ∩V      、、 |       >V7
  (eLL/ ̄ ̄\/  L/ ̄ ̄\┘/3)
  (┗(      )⌒(      )┛/
   ~| \__/ |  \__/ |~    I refuse to pay such exorbiant prices for sub-standard 'services'
    ヽ     < |  ;      /   You should have used the cats!
     'i     \_/  _,  /   
      ヽ__/⌒ ̄ ̄ ̄~~ヽ_ /
     /    ー ̄ ̄\_ ̄\
  _一‘     < ̄ ̄\\\J
<\       ー ̄ ̄ヽ_ヽJ   ̄\_
  \     _ニニニヽ )       ~\
   \  /⌒|\ ヽ~~ ~⌒\_
  __/~    V \_|     ~\_

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 18:59

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) You are no clone of mine.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:01

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) I have no clone.

( ´ω`) sob

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:02

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  If you're going to go tearing it up, order
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ something to eat first.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:07

( ´ω`) Can I have a napkin to wipe my face?

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:29

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  You want soup or salad with that?
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

383 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 00:23

  ∧_∧   
 <ヽ`∀´> < Hello. I would like some Kim chee and Bibimbop-nida.
 (    ) 
 | | |
 〈__フ_フ

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 00:53

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  So would I, but there are no good korean restaurants nearby.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ Freshen your cup, hon?
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

385 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 01:58

  ∧_∧   
 <ヽ`∀´> < All of us know what this meaning-nida!
 (    ) 
 | | |
 〈__フ_フ

386 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 02:11

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´> < May I taking your order?
  (    ) 
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE NIDA'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 02:16

( ・ω・) I'd like a burger.

388 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 02:23

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´> < Having kimchi. It is same, right? That $35-nida!
  (    ) 
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE NIDA'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 04:22

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Hello. I would like some Kim chee and Bibimbop.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 07:30

<`∀´> Bring me want a cup apolagy juice!

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 08:55

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  Sorry, we no longer stock that.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE NIDA'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 09:06

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´>
  (    ) 
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 09:54

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´> You are an evil, evil woman nida.
  (    ) 
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 10:09

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i  I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist you leave
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  also, we are not interested in novelty wall-hangings at this time.
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 10:57

. (´⌒⌒`)
 | 01号 |
 |____| Why did you hire me as a cook when there're never any orders?
( `Д´)

396 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 11:17

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´> < I demand apology juice-nida! KEKEKEKEKE!
  (    ) 
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE NIDA'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

397 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4900 11:22

o < Hello I am a sponge I would like a small, room temperature glass of water please.

398 Name: NIDA : 1993-09-4900 11:27

  ___________
  | 김치   | 갈비    |
  | 김밥   | 비빔밥  | 
  | 잡채   | 라면    |
   ∧_∧   |_____|
  <ヽ`∀´> < We don't serve it. Ask the Rei-nida.
  (    )   Give us apolojuice, also.
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE NIDA'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 12:01

.(´⌒⌒`)
| 01号 |
|____|
( `Д´) ...Not that you'll notice, but I'm taking the rest of the day off and getting drunk with marty and squeeks, Rei. I'm sure you'll be just fine without me!

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 12:05

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ -! i  munch munch
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ ...munch munch
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==       Marty's       ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

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