[Rei] May I take your order? [Part II] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4825 18:32

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201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 20:01

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202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4853 21:03

Squeeks, I'd like to see you get a sex change operation, THEN give me something Ana Didovic style.

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 15:22

( ß ƒŽß) Can I have a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast?

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 16:10

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205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 17:00

( ß ƒŽß) Here's 1€. Keep the change!

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 17:40

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207 Name: : 1993-09-4854 18:04

>>204
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EuroZING!

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 18:48

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209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:43

DON'T CALL SECURITY!

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210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 19:50

Good! Fucking I pasted that shit AA in the first thread and started this thread-series. Now I want it to end.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:06

Guu show me your forehead

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 20:41

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213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 21:06

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214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 21:41

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215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 18:16

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216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4858 20:18

( ß -ß) All I really want is a quick sandwich...

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 03:50

( ß -ß) With extra mayo...

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 05:43

( ß -ß) Before my break is over...

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 12:18

(›£ßÍß)›£ YEAH!!!!

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 13:44

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221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 13:50

( ß -ß) Umm, sure. As long as you can make my sandwich while you're talking.

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 16:14

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223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 17:21

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224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 17:24

( ß -ß) More mayo.. just glop it on.
( ß -ß) ...
( ß -ß) So, middle school, you said?

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 17:42

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226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 18:45

Guu. Show me your forehead.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 18:58

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228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 19:45

(,,‚Ö„D‚Ö) Moskau Moskau

(,,-„D-) Pant Pant

(,,‚Ö„D‚Ö) Throw your glasses at the wall.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 20:13

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230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 20:15

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231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 20:18

Guu, are you kidding me? I need my forehead!

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 21:10

( ß -ß) That's a little TOO much mayo. Can you scrape some off?

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4859 21:38

( ß -ß) ...I said cool it with the mayo. Are you listening?!

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 02:13

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235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 08:26

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236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 11:23

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237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 13:28

( ß -ß) ( ß -ß) ( ß -ß) Waiting our turn...

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 14:30

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239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 15:05

( ß -ß)

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( ß -ß) This is a bowl of poo.

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 15:26

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241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 16:38

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242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 16:41

Yo, man, I have this thang going down with my homie Squeeks.
Y'see he keeps on wearing that hat and his burgers suck.
Y' gotta do something, yo!

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 19:13

( Ü-Ü) Am I seeing things, or are there two Mittens?!?!?....

(Ü-Ü )...

( Ü-Ü) Wait, it was just the bowl of poo with mayo he was holding. The similarity is quite striking, wouldn't you say?

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 19:24

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245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4860 22:00

Sage is the title of the game.

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4861 00:45

i L -Mjstop picking on mittens

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4861 01:25

( ß ƒŽß) GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!

( ß ƒŽß) I got those mittens you made me! Thanks sooooooooooooo much!

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 15:54

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249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4866 18:08

could I get some KENTUCKY FRIED MITTENS? thx.

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4867 01:22

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252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 13:11


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253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4868 15:28

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254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:06

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255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:13

Ð*ß-ß) I'll have three glowing mittens, pocky, and "really big size" coke please.

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 03:42

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257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 20:25

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258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:25

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259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:37

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260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 21:46

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261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4869 22:45

iG LÍMjBring me a cup of TANSINN will ya marty?

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 03:02

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263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 04:05

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264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 10:14

>>263>>262

The combination of the double-post and the koan's enlightening passage makes me feel at peace with myself.

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4870 16:49

My fireworks, madame.

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 15:34

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267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 15:36

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268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 16:15

@ Ð* ߃ÖßÐ Lemme have a cup of coffee and a slice of that pie?

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 16:36

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270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 17:18

@ Ð* ߃ÖßÐ In that case, can I have eggs over easy, with hash browns and a side of scrapple?

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 17:56

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272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 18:05

@ Ð* ߃ÖßÐ Not to worry, I'm a cat.

@ Ð* ߃ÖßÐ Do you serve crabs here?

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 18:55

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274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:22

Anti-catic bigot!

And get me some Gotdam TEA!

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:27

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276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 00:17

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277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 10:58

Guu, listen to me.

I think we should have a time out.

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 13:59

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279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 21:06

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280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 00:37

@
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281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 02:10

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282 Name: Bob Sageit : 1993-09-4875 13:03

sage

283 Name: Myranda Didovic : 1993-09-4875 17:21

I apologize for the content of >>244

284 Name: Hiram Didovic Jr : 1993-09-4876 00:22

I apologize for the content of my little sister, >>283

285 Name: Hiram Didovic : 1993-09-4876 01:49

A apologize for my children, >>283, and >>284

286 Name: Hiram Didovic : 1993-09-4876 22:12

Can I have a fresh diaper, please?

287 Name: Myranda Didovic : 1993-09-4877 00:08

Daddy, did you have another accident?

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 00:58

>>280
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289 Name: Michiko Didovic : 1993-09-4877 01:13

Children and my love, let's home. It is not polite to do this in restaurant, yes? It is very big mess!

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 02:29

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291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 02:38

@@Ð*ß-ß)@Why are mittens warmer than gloves?

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 02:43

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293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 02:45

@@Ð*ß-ß)@But I'm a cat. I don't have fingers.

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 02:56

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295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 01:14

<RMÍL> Can you learn my master to blow shit up with bombs, nida?

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 01:16

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297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 16:33

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298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 16:56

>>297
@Ð*ß-ß)@So that would be... October?

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 17:24

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300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 20:37

i ß ƒŽß) Can I please get 300?

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