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_R .U@- Ιm@ @How's it feel to be on the recieving end for once?
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i @§-]@|! i @Hey! We're all out of those!
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@@i@EΝEj@ < Welcome to Squeek's! For a limited time receive Free Glowing Mittens
@ @ / _ΙT@@@With each order. Courtesy of the Damage Control thread!
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Π*ί-ί) I'll have three glowing mittens, pocky, and "really big size" coke please.
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i @§-]@|! i @Shut up, before I kick you in the balls!
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Not only am I better at customer service, but I actually "deliver"
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@ Π* ίΦίΠ Lemme have a cup of coffee and a slice of that pie?
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i @§-]@|! i @We ran out of that during my coffe break.
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@ Π* ίΦίΠ In that case, can I have eggs over easy, with hash browns and a side of scrapple?
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, I have personal issues with serving dog.
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@ Π* ίΦίΠ Not to worry, I'm a cat.
@ Π* ίΦίΠ Do you serve crabs here?
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i @§-]@|! i @We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
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Anti-catic bigot!
And get me some Gotdam TEA!
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i @§-]@|! i @gasp
_R .U@- Ιm@ @No cursing in MY diner. Security Kitten!
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Guu, listen to me.
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i @§-]@|! i @That will be $1.29, Shii, and thank you for
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Can I have a fresh diaper, please?
Daddy, did you have another accident?
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i @§-]@|! i @We won't get another shipment of that until
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i ί ί) Can I please get 300?
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(ί -ί ) ...I'll go check over at Squeek's, then.
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i ί ί) Thank you!!!!
i ί -ί) Umm... this smells kind of funny...
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i ) ...don't think. feel and wear gloves...
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i @§-]@|! i @Freshen your cup, hon?
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i ί ί) Why, yes, and can I have a blueberry muffin?
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i @§-]@|! i @We're all out of freshen your cup, hon.
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i ί -ί) Well, what DO you have? I only have 15 minutes left in my lunch break.
i ί -ί) ITT Albaquerque?
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Would you like to try our home-made soup?
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EUROPEAN MASTERS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS
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i @§-]@|! i @Sorry, we're all out of EUROPEAN MASTERS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS.
_R .U@- Ιm@ @Refill your coffee?
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i ί ί) Yes please!
( E-E) Refilling coffee is irrelevant, but I will accept this service anyway for reasons not yet elaborated on.
i ί -ί) Who are you, who speaks like someone from a bad episode of Star Trek?
( E-E) I am Kindness-San Unit 16, and all episodes of Star Trek are bad. How do you select even one?
i ί ί) City on the Edge of Forever was Great!
i ί ί) The young Joan Collins was totally hot. Totally.
( ί E) City on the Edge of Forever is overrated. Totally.
( ί E) Balance of Terror is far superior.
i ί ί) Hey, that wasn't nice!
( ί E)@Oh, I'm just teasing you a bit. It's all in good fun, pip pip.
( ί E)@...
( ί -E)@Wait, you think Joan Collins is hot? Are you a lesbian, Mittens?@
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i @§-]@|! i @Order something or get out.
_R .U@- Ιm@ I'm not running a party here.
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i ί ί) ?? I ordered half an hour ago!
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i @§-]@|! i @We're fresh out of real coffee. Want decaf?
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i ί -ί) God, no.
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i @§-]@|! i @You sure? They say you can't taste the difference.
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i ί -ί) But I can... feel it...
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i ί ί) But I was the biggest among my siblings!
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i @§-]@|! i @< Maybe you would like some pasta?
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i ί ί) I prefer japanese food. Although my tongue is not used to "hot" stuff. Maybe you have Taiyaki before I order my realy meal?
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i @§-]@|! i @< I mistrust fish after seeing http://secchan.net/niche/kareha.pl/1136769951/l50
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i ί -ί) ..but...but...but they told me to stick to today's special...
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i @§-]@|! i @Didn't you ever see Spaceballs?
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i ί -ί) I refuse to watch anything produced by mel torme'
Guu...
You have any spaceballs?
i ί ί) Here's MY contribution!
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