Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a car with the license plate "DBZ GOKU".
Everything about this car said "DORK". He had stuff hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "DIE, WEEABOO FAG!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and split before I was seen. I bet he shits a brick!
dork: "what's a weeaboo?"
throws card away and drives off
It'd be funny if the majority of the population surfed 4chan/4-ch.
Awesome. Especially as you weren't man enough to tell it to his face, so you'll never, ever know if he even cared.
I see what you did there. Fnord.
Hey everybody! I pulled an awesome today!
And it might get me arrested, which is double plus funny.
I was getting my lunch at the Chinese restaurant, curry chicken and fried rice.
Lo and behold, outside is a cab with the license plate "FRESH".
Everything about this cab said "RARE". It had dice hanging off the mirror,
Ricer stickers all over (and it was a shitty Civic), a huge spoiler, etc.
I flipped over my survey card and wrote "Yo home to Bel-Air!" on it,
Stuck it under his windshield wiper and pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
THREAD IS OVER
Oh, I get it now. Greetings to the polytheoanametamystikhood.