ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:06

>>155 enjoys posting roles...with his vagina.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:36

>>156 enjoys oasting proles...with his angina

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:40

>>157 enjoys boasting Creoles... with his catamite

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 11:00

>>158 enjoys hosting moles... with his vegemite!

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 12:29

>>159 enjoys moisting holes...with his Marmalade!

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:51

>>161
enjoys hoisting poles... with his Marmaduke!

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:48

>>161 is as funny as Marmaduke

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:43

>>162
Thinks Marmaduke is funny.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:56

>>163 had a wet dream about Marmaduke

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:23

>>164 has furry dreams about Hobbes.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:27

>>164 dresses according to amish rules, is still hated by them. You got the part about 'all the way to the ankles' part right with your dress. However, amish measure this from the waist down.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:52

>>166 thinks that peoples' ankles suddenly change position when you measure them from the waist.

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:19

>>167 has an ankle fetish

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:21

>>168 has a diaper fetish

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:27

>>162 & >>163

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you win this thread.

>>169's momma is such a ho, the only thing she won't do is the dishes.

171 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:17

Even >>169's mother refuses to 'do' >>170.

172 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:31

If >>171's mother was a collection class, her insert method would be public. 0h sn4p! Yeah I stole it from bash? So what? STFUN

173 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:42

>>172 lacks the mental capacity to make up his own insults.

174 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:01

I have a question.
What does "ITT" mean?

175 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:07

ITT means "In This Thread", >>174. Christ, you're thick.

176 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:33

>>175 Intelligent Topics Topic. Thats what ITT is all about, numbskull.

177 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:39

>>176 lies to the new people with extra lie sauce

178 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:53

>>177 is a bacon of hope for the world

179 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 02:57

>>178 is a bacon cheeseburger of despair.

180 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:01

>>179 is a chicken ceasar's salad of hopelessness.

181 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:06

>>180 is an extra large curly fries of impotence.

182 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:34

>>181 cums mayonaise

183 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:41

>>182 smells

184 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 04:52

>>183 can't smell

185 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 05:27

>>184 can smell, but can only smell terrible.

186 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 06:44

>>185 smells cans

187 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:11

>>186 smells bans

188 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4888 10:33

>>187, smell this: ur b&

189 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:35

>>187 bans smells - a 'smell dictator ' who rules the realm of smells with an iron fist and no mercy. A smell-tator if you will.

190 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 11:22

>>189 is an olfactory revisionist

191 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 17:51

>>190 is a walmart visagist

192 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:27

>>174
You're supposed to insult the previous poster, not yourself.
>>191's visage makes people want to go to walmart

193 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:41

>>192 purchased his visage at walmart

194 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:53

>>193 purchased his Vagisil at Wal-mart.

195 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:38

>>194 Vagisiled his purchase at Wal-mart (and was asked to leave).

196 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 00:01

>>195 Walmartified his vagisilesque purchase, which was half of a dead lemur.

197 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:30

>>196 thinks has a good grammer.

198 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:34

>>197 feels like a mole

199 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:46

>>198 is blind as a bat

200 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:48

>>199 is a retard or something, I'm the fucking batman.

201 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 02:06

>>200 dreams of fucking batman

202 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 03:38

>>201 dreams of >>200 fucking himself.

203 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 04:59

>>202 wishes he could fuck himself.

204 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 06:52

>>203 fucks himself 5 times a day (futa! futa! fap fap fap!)

205 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:28

>>204 "mistakenly" ends up in /d/ when he goes to visit /b/.

206 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:12

>>205 visits /b/

207 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:26

>>206 wishes /d/tv wasn't just a wordfilter

208 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:16

>>207
Would happily produce the content for such a production

209 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:29

>>208 wouldn't watch it, because it would all be reruns to him.

210 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:13

>>209 wouldn't watch it either, since she starred in every episode.

211 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:27

>>211 wouldn't watch /d/tv either, as it would only serve to remind him of how he doesn't measure up.

212 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:29

>>211 is a sad, sad little man

213 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 19:18

Not sad enough that >>212 doesn't still envy him.

214 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:15

Not sad enough still that >>213 worships him.

215 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:42

Oops... I think I stepped on >>214 the bug

216 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:52

>>215 is not thoughtlessly cruel; for he is incapable of thinking at all.

217 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 02:41

>>216 misuses semi-colons.

218 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 04:01

>>217 has full colon cancer.

219 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 06:04

>>218's colon is full of dick.

220 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 07:20

>>219 uses DQN for thinly veiled political commentary.

221 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 08:40

>>220 skips the politics and simply comments on everything else.

222 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 11:27

>>221 is a politician

223 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 14:42

>222 is a political pundit and Fox "News" Correspondent

224 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 14:46

>>223 is so busy with her miso soup that she doesn't pay attention to what she wrote. And is Jisaku Jien in the insult the poster above us thread.

225 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:29

>>224 suddenly began to sound like Yoda.

226 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 16:56

>>225 practices sounding like Yoda for hours on end, every day.

227 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:05

>>226 wishes to do Yoda

228 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:08

>>227 practices yodeling.

229 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:00

>>228 skips the yodeling and just wears the Lederhosen

230 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:13

>>229 creams his pantyhosen

231 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:52

>>230 stole >>229's pantyhosen.

232 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 01:59

>>231 lives in >>229's pantyhosen

233 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 03:05

>>232 is an African child who wishes he could get some of that nutritious cream.

234 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 04:00

>>233
Is an American adult, who still wishes for said cream.

235 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 11:52

>>235 likes to hang around after the bukkake session

236 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:14

>>235 should know.

237 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:30

>>236 shouldn't know and never will.

238 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:41

>>237 make love, not children!

239 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:48

>>238 accomplishes his motto by fucking prepubescent children.

240 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:49

daily sage

241 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 21:29

>>240 eats the wrong kind of herb

242 Name: 　 : 1993-09-4891 22:03

>>241 had no thyme to think up a good insult

243 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 22:43

>>242 believes Oregon was named after an Italian herb

244 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 23:07

>>243 is

245 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 23:56

>>244 actually watched all that

246 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 00:31

>>245 watched >>244 watch all of that

And Charlie is DQN

247 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 00:33

>>246 is just trying to push the wonderful movie off of the board. What a bastard.

248 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 01:12

>>247 said 'off of' what a retard.

249 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 01:26

>>248 needs to comma down

250 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:00

>>249 is having his period.

251 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:18

>>248,249,250 are all grammarians.

252 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:23

>>251 is a gram-mar (grandma)

253 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 03:10

>>252's puns are so weak that he has to explain them.

254 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 03:12

>>252 used a telegram to tell his grandma about his grammar

255 Name: 254 : 1993-09-4892 03:15

>>255 can't count.

>>253 escaped unharmed.

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