ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 21:19

>>800 got 800. And AIDS.

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:27

>>801 got lost on the way to /b/

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:33

>>802 enjoys /b/

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 05:05

>>803 is the cockmongler

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 05:29

>>804 was the cockmongler

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 08:21

>>805 thinks cockmongler is funny

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 13:26

>>806 is funny in the "Look, it's a retard" way.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 16:17

>>807 keeps fagging up the worthwhile threads

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 16:44

>>807 is a retard, look!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 17:42

>>809 insulted the wrong poster

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:39

>>810 doesnt realize some poeple post without refreshing page.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:54

>>811 goes too far meta

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 20:12

>>812 goes too far metameta

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 21:21

>>813 ODs on amphetamines

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 03:19

>>814 can't even run a meth lab properly.

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 00:21

>>815 runs his meth lab really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really well.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 01:19

>>816 is addicted to the smell of dirty socks.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 16:02

>>817 is sexually aroused by dirty socks.

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 17:25

>>818 is sexually aroused by nothing anymore

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 17:35

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821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 18:29

>>820 doesn't care about anything.

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 23:28

>>821 is so special that he really really needs to use .alot. of special spelings cuz he's sooooo random!

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 03:22

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 12:35

>>823 enjoyed the kiddy porn that was spammed in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139434615/

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 15:43

>>824 was watching the whole time, and enjoying it immensely

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 17:21

>>825 got his dreams come true

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 23:10

>>826 thinks that changing the font is a dream come true

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 23:21

>>827 isn't smart enough to know how to change the font

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 00:50

>>828 doesn't know what a font is.

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 00:55

>>829 doesn't know what a text is.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 07:22

>>830 fails at grammar.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 09:38

>>831 is a Panda

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 10:46

>>832 needs to be run over by a truck. And quickly.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:15

>>833 isn't a panda, but is so fat that he has to be carried around in a truck.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:42

>>834 SMSed YO MAMMA to 537-YO-MAMMA for the the latest YO MAMMA jokes. be the best trash talker.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:43

>>834 turns into a Panda when splashed with warm water.

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:46

>>836 's Internet is always 1 min late. for examples, he pees himself then goes to washroom a min later.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:18

>>838 did not make any sense at all, and should just quit the Internet and life.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 16:34

lost his job at the sense factory.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 16:47

>>839 couldn't decide who to insult, and decided to insult no one in particular. Then it came time to write the insult itself, and poor >>839 couldn't think of ANYTHING!

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 21:14

no u

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 01:31

>>841 is dumb

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 02:53

>>842 is a buttocks

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:19

>>843 doesn't have nutsacks

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:36

>>844 prefers sausages

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 10:54

>>845 is a feckin' bollocks.

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:14

>>846 is an amphibian who is afraid of water and also agoraphobic.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:41

>>847 hasn't heard the word "evolutionary deadend"

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:31

>>848 Pretends to know what it means

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:40

>>849 capitalises unecessarily.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:41

>>849 is meaningless

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:43

>>850 attempted to avoid getting insulted becuase he's a wimp
>>851 attempted to avoid getting insulted because he's stupid

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:46

>>852 is a stupid wimp.

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:31

>>853 is a stupid gimp

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:02

>>854 is a fucking chimp.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:18

>>855 has a goddamn limp.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:40

>>856 is a crappy rapper.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:39

>>857 is in the crapper. See?

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859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:24

If we harnessed the power of >>858's stupidity, we would never have to worry about using up all the fossil fuels again. Ever.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:30

If we could get >>859 to shut his goddamn mouth for a second, the problem of global warming would be solved.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:15

Enough calories are contained in the fatty tissue of >>860 to power the suns of the galaxy for forty thousand generations.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 20:00

>>861 is irresistably attracted to >>860's black hole.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 11:55

only >>862 would feel that people's black holes have a great gravitational pull.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 12:04

>>863 underestimates the masses involved when >>860's ultimate collapse into a black hole.

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:59

>>864 is so insignificant he collapses into nothingness.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:04

>>865 is so insignificant he already collapsed into nothingness and no-one noticed, not even him.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:13

>>866 is hardly in a position to judge whether others are significant.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:36

>>867 holds too high an opinion of himself.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:09

>>868 has self-esteem problems.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:54

>> 869 IS A SICK FUCK AND SHOULD FUCK HIMSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:04

>>870 has obvious problems with anger and self-control.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:23

>>871 has obvious problems with pointing out obvious problems.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:31

>>872 is stupid for pointing out the obvious.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:17

>>873 is stupid because he said I was stupid for pointing out the obvious.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:19

>>874's mom is so slow, IT TOOK HER FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO WATCH "60 Minutes".

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:04

>>875 resorts to yo momma disses

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:51

>>876 is a redneck racist that hates that fine black sense of humor demonstrated by >>875

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 08:07

>>877 Is so ignorant that thinks "yo mamma" is a demonstration of culture.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 06:43

>>878 reaches for his revolver whenever he hears the word "culture"

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 09:15

>>879 can't remember where he put his revolver.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 10:14

>>880 called 9-1-1 when Hardy's forgot to give him his order of onion rings.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:11

>>881 activated the Bat Signal when McDonald's forgot to put pickles on his burger.

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:42

>>882 starts global thermonuclear war when there's no whipped cream on his cappucino.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:10

>>883 hurls asteroids at relativistic velocities into Earth when there aren't enough onions in his patty melt.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:29

>>884 can't enjoy The Onion because he lacks a sense of humor.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:26

>>885 lost his sense of humor back in Vietnam.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:35

>>886 pulled our troops out of Vietnam so the north could conquer them without opposition and still thinks he did the right thing.

888 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OAOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:22

>>887 currently leads the USA as president

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:45

>>888 is a faggot that pretends to be Yaranaika Boon.

890 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi O,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4934 18:48

>>889 is Yaranaika Boon.

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 22:03

>>890 is Boon, and REALLY needs some dental work.

892 Name: AznDude : 1993-09-4935 01:24

Snorts pixy stix powder, and pretends to be high so people would call him cool.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:06

>>892 is so high he accidentally insulted himself.

894 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi O,..,Oj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-4935 03:59

>>893 didnt know that his GET was prime.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:12

>>894 is a math nerd that couldn't solve a differential equation.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 11:42

>>895 is just a math nerd

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:33

>>896 is a fsggot who thinks god is made of cheeese

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:39

>>897 doesn't proofread his posts, and thinks 'faggot' is a clever and edgy insult.

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 17:33

>>898 couldn't come up with anything better than that.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:11

>>899 didn't get 900GET

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