ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:40

>>700 prefers pilfering penises to more popular pastimes.

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:54

>>701 is jealous because he cant get any penis

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 21:20

>>702 prefers sausages with mayo.

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 22:23

>>703 is a homo.

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:46

>>704 is a gay homo

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:47

>>704 is blunt

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:48

>>706 was late all his life

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 01:19

>>707 is your father

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 04:01

>>708 is his own father.

710 Name: Darth Vader : 1993-09-4920 07:55

I am your father, >>709.

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 08:07

>>710 is a faggot roleplayer.

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:32

>>711 thinks 'faggot' is a clever insult.

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:35

>>712 isn't clever enough to use "faggot"

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 10:22

>>712 wishes >>711 really was a clever fag, so that >>712 could smoke >>711 and like it.

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 10:23

>>714 is too slow.

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 11:14

>>715 thinks he's fast because when he posts to /b/, bypasses the wordfilter altogether and actually types "faget".

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:43

>>716 is the cause of DQN's decline in quality

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:57

>>717 points the finger.

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 15:19

>>718 pulls the finger.

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:08

>>719 smells the glove

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:10

>>720 has no mittens.

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:30

>>721 isn't funny on a western board because we are too individualistic.

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 17:21

You mean >>722 won;t copy pasta the same thing a thousand times? Who cares!

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 17:43

>>723 wishes this board had avatars and screen-bursting signatures.

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 18:11

>>724 still has to unlearn thumbsucking.

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 18:16

>>724 is screaming "COME BACK, WINTER" in the darkest pit of his diseased soul.

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:19

>>726 is winter

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:26

>>727 wishes he was a sad girl in snow

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 22:43

>>728 is a sad git who thinks he's a girl.

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:05

>>729 got an erection typing that.

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:54

>>730 is eagerly awaiting his next shipment of herbal cialis.

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:03

>>731 is a transvestite dickgirl with a lack of double genitalia.

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:07

>>732 posts 4chan memes because, even though they've been on the internet for years already, he still thinks they're funny.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:10

>>733 gets so nervous when a girl talks to him that he has to excuse himself and go and suck his thumb.

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:11

>>733 thinks that camelcameltoe is funny

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:37

>>735 needs to get laid by a girl with two vaginas.

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 04:05

>>736 walks straight, like a llama

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:21

>>737 walks gay, like a FAGORT.

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:26

>>738 is JeffK

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:49

>>739 is a Panda

741 Name: 8thGuest!oE33ybw/bY : 1993-09-4921 12:55

>>740 is BigMike

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 13:21

>>741 is also BigMike

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 18:04

>>742 is a DQN expert

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 21:28

>>743 is not an expert on DQN-ology.

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 21:34

>>744 put "Expert DQNologist" on his resume.

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 23:21

>>745 put "Expert VIPPER" on his resume.

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 00:44

>>746 put "BALLSNACK" on his resume.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 00:48

>>747 is an obsolete airliner.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 01:23

>>748 was flying to Helsinki, but disappeared into finn air.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 03:36

>>749 orz

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 05:32

>>750 failed to respect >>749's witty pun.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 05:43

>>749 & >>751 same guy, same atrocious sense of "humour".

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 07:55

>>752 broke his upper arm, and said to the paramedics - "Well, this certainly isn't a very humerus situation."

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 16:08

>>753 would not be picked up by the paramedics, even if he called.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 16:38

>>754 would be demanded that he pay the paramedics first

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 23:41

>>755 starred in "sexy night paramedics IV"

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 00:35

>>756 was the anonymous hairy butt in sexy night paramedics IV

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 00:38

>>757 watched sexy night paramedics IV just to see >>756

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 01:56

>>758 is a member of the anarchist superstructure.

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 02:00

>>759 is the structure of an anarchist supermember

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:37

>>760 stands half-erect.

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:55

>>761 doesn't stand at all.

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 05:07

>>762 doesn't understand at all.

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:06

>>764 can't read this crazy Moon language.

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 07:55

>>764 Insults self in hope of attention. Pathetic!

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 09:41

>>765 added "Pathetic!" because otherwise he would worry all night that people wouldn't recognize the insult.

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 09:55

>>766 worried all night that he might be 'pathitic.'

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:22

>>767
worried all night that someone might notice that he spelled 'pathetic' wrong

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 13:19

>>768 still has this nagging feeling he might have missed the joke.

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 14:44

>>769 is a FAGGOT, yeah thats right HE IS A FAGGOT

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 15:29

>>770 Is trying to convince himself more than anyone else.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 16:07

>>770 convinced >>771 but not >>772

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 16:14

>>772 didn't even convince himself

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:00

>>773's gay magic is unknown to the bitches

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:18

>>774 knows all about >>773's gay magic, because anything gay is of special interest to him.

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:58

>>775 is the organizer of the "2007 international world gaymes."

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 19:26

>>776 did not get 777 GET!!, and is therefore not as lucky as >>777.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 19:58

>>777 has a secret code when they said "777 GET" it meant they wanted to be raped up the ass by a robotic sex droid

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:01

>>778 thinks he is funny.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:31

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:32

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:33

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:43

>>782 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:48

>>783 bores me.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:22

>>784 doesn't take responsibility for his own apathy

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:50

>>785 is one of those annoying motivational speakers.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:51

>>785 strayed from the apathy set out by Jesus

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:51

>>787 is too slow.

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 22:03

>>788 lives in a van down by the river.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 22:30

>>789 killed Chris Farley

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:40

>>790 hasn't washed him/herself in two weeks.

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:47

>>791 is a gay magician.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:57

>>791 rapes eight-year-olds.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:57

>>792 rapes eight-year-olds.

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 11:37

>>793 rapes >>794

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 12:36

>>795 watches and wishes he/she could be raped also.

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 12:45

>>796 wants to be a clinical diagnostician when he grows up but can't even pronounce 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' properly wwww.

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 13:43

>properly wwww.

Definite sign that >>797 came from VIP

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:03

>>798 was kicked out of VIP for not being VIP QUALITY enough.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 18:23

>>799 Didn't get 800GET

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