>>400 is the inventor of the electronic ass-finding machine.
>>401 would have a use for an electronic ass-finding machine, if you know what I mean.
>>402 has to make uncomplicated things sound complicated.
>>404
Is jealous because he can never find any donkeys.
>>406 plugs the donkey, when he should be spanking the monkey.
>>407 needs to plug his donkey to the wall before it'll work
>>411 came up with a crappy game called Donkey Pong. Nintendo laughed all the way to the bank when they relased Donkey Kong.
( ´ω`) excuse me, where was my thread again?
>>419 fell for this.
Attn: Sir/ Madam,
May I crave your indulgence to open this business discussion by a formal letter of this sort. It is pertinent that a business of this magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting of you and us to enable us know ourselves, have a fore knowledge of the nature of the business, discuss and acquaint ourselves with the responsibilities and functions of parties concerned, and appropriate sharesaccordingly. However, for time factor, confidentiality and personality of people involved here in Nigeria, we choose this approach for the remittance of this Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand, U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M). Please bear with us for making the initial contact through e-mail. But my partners are insisting for a meeting in order not to fall into a wrong hand again.
I am Mr. Oloongo Baruarodo, we are members of the special committee for Budget and Planning of the Ministry of Petroleum. This committee is principally concerned with contract appraisal and the approval of the contracts in order of priorities as regards capital projects of the past military government of Nigeria.With our positions, we have successfully secured for ourselves this sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M).
This amount was accumulated through undeclared windfall sales of crude oil during the gulf war. Hence together with two of our top officials at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we plan to transfer this amount of money into a secure verseasaccount by awarding a sort of contract from the NNPC.To this effect I have been given the mandate by my colleagues to contact you and ask foryour assistance.What we need from you is to provide a nice account inwhich the funds will be transferred.
My colleagues and I have agreed to compensate you or the owner of the account used for this transaction with 25% of thetotal amount remitted. We shall have 70% and the remaining 5% reserved for taxes and other miscellaneous expenses in your country. It may interest you to know that last two years a similar transaction was carried out with one Mr.RogerWilliams, the President of Craine International Trading Corporation at number 135 East 57th Street, 28th Floor, New York, NY 10022 with telephone number (212)308-7xxx and telex number 6731xxx.
After the agreement between both partners in which he was to take 20% of the money while the remaining 80% for us. With all the required documents signed, the money was duly transferred into this account only to be disappointed on our arrival in New York, and we wereeliably informed that Mr. Patrice Miller was no longer on that address while his telephone and telex numbers have been reallocated to somebody else. That was how we lost US$9 Million to Mr. Roger Williams. This time around we need a more reliable and trustworthy person or a reputable company to do business with hence this letter to you.
So if you can prove yourself to be trusted and interested in this deal then we are prepared to do business with you. What we want from you is the assurance that you will let us have our share if this amount (US$10.5M) is transferred into your account. If this proposal is okay by you, then reply through my email urgently so that we can set the ball rolling and negotiate the modalities involved. Kindly, treat as very important and strictly confidential, I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% risk-free.
I look forward to your response and expected co-operation and God bless you.
Regards.
Mr. Oloongo Baruarodo
>>425 craves for my indulgence
>>428 is so cocky he doesn't think he's fat.
>>432 has a fat cock in his henhouse, if you know what I mean
>>450's night ain't complete without some meat in the seat.
>>453 spreads around compliments like a brown nosed yes-man.
>>455 sherrifs shootings. Seriously, he's like a gun safety nazi.
>>457 shot the sheriff but failed to shoot the deputy.
>>458 claimed it was in self-defense, but no one believes that.
Sheriff John Brown always hated >>459, as did everyone else who met him.
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>>470 suffered a tragic mitten accident that resulted in his mittens being melted to his hands, and he has had to try to type like that ever since. Coping has been difficult, and his online friends rarely understand him anymore. Writing is slightly less difficult, and so he has become pen pals with some of them. He still returns to his computer to try using his favorite sites like the Channel4 BBS, and stays optimistic, despite the lack of apparent progress.
>>472 hasn't heard of fingerless mittens, the ignoramus
>>483 would like to have intercourse with an extraterrestrial
>>484 would like to have outercourse with an interterrestrial
>>487 wears a tent as it's the only thing that fits him