>>187 bans smells - a 'smell dictator ' who rules the realm of smells with an iron fist and no mercy. A smell-tator if you will.
>>194 Vagisiled his purchase at Wal-mart (and was asked to leave).
>>195 Walmartified his vagisilesque purchase, which was half of a dead lemur.
>>199 is a retard or something, I'm the fucking batman.
>>203 fucks himself 5 times a day (futa! futa! fap fap fap!)
>>204 "mistakenly" ends up in /d/ when he goes to visit /b/.
>>207
Would happily produce the content for such a production
>>208 wouldn't watch it, because it would all be reruns to him.
>>209 wouldn't watch it either, since she starred in every episode.
>>211 wouldn't watch /d/tv either, as it would only serve to remind him of how he doesn't measure up.
>>215 is not thoughtlessly cruel; for he is incapable of thinking at all.
>>219 uses DQN for thinly veiled political commentary.
>>220 skips the politics and simply comments on everything else.
>222 is a political pundit and Fox "News" Correspondent
>>225 practices sounding like Yoda for hours on end, every day.
>>228 skips the yodeling and just wears the Lederhosen
>>232 is an African child who wishes he could get some of that nutritious cream.
>>233
Is an American adult, who still wishes for said cream.
>>238 accomplishes his motto by fucking prepubescent children.
daily sage
>>243 is
>>246 is just trying to push the wonderful movie off of the board. What a bastard.
>>248,249,250 are all grammarians.
>>252 used a telegram to tell his grandma about his grammar
>>259 feels this is important to inform everyone of, due to an obsessive disorder
>>260 is a perverted old doctor who has a hard-on for psychology
>>261 learned everything he knows about psychology from evangelion
>262 watched evangelion and liked it
>>274 is too dumb to make money off of his future-seeing abilities.
>>276 is so fat that when God made him, he broke the mold.
>>278 sucks dick like the rest of those "travel back in time to retrieve a peice of ancient 1970's technology" time travelers
no u
>>281 owns an IBM 5100