ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:28

>>317 actually believes this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68WBSM0-_HE

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:53

>>317 actually believes this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:53

>>318 actually believes this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:04

>>319,320

SAME PERSON

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:45

SHAME >>321 IS A PERSON

323 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 01:41

>>322 IS NOT A PERSON

324 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 02:38

>>323 is an unperson

325 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 02:52

>>324 is the same person as >>324

326 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 03:00

>>325 is hit with a flash of the obvious

327 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 03:43

>>326 flashes his obvious in the streets

328 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 06:53

>>327 was obviously arrested

329 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:13

>>328
obviously recorded the whole incident and faps to it bi-monthly

330 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:39

>>329 arrested the obvious

331 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:39

>>330 attests to the obvious

332 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:42

>>331 is CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

333 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:59

In 1945, a >>332 named ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious insulter killed >>332 by cutting the word "SAGE" into her back. now that you have read this measge >>332 will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

  • sage this thread.

334 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 12:36

as a devout christian, >>333 needs to keep referring to voodoo to justify his faith.

335 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 12:57

as a devout voodoo, >>334 needs to keep referring to christian to justify his faith

336 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 14:32

as a voodoo faith, >>335 needs to keep justifying to devout to refer his christian

337 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 14:53

>>334, >>335 & >>336 are scenester voodoo faggots

338 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:05

>>337 does an obscure style of voodoo that about six people have heard about, because he's a prick

339 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4895 15:56

>>338 does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight.

... with HILARIOUS results.

340 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:09

>>339 was the result of two minutes of not-so-hot voodoo love.

341 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 20:59

>>340 replies to tripfags

342 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:04

>>341 would rather kill the thread

343 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:13

>>342 thinks this thread matters

344 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:20

>>342 defies the supremacy of this thread. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

345 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:20

>>343 thinks it doesn't matter

346 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:21

>>344 is a fucking moron

347 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:32

>>344 >>345 >>346 is doing it wrong

348 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:36

>>347 needs an "are"

349 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:45

>>348 needs a girlfriend.

350 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:15

>>349 didn't get 350 GET!

351 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 03:55

>>350 is amused by a meaningless GET

352 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 04:10

>>351 gets meaninglessly amused

353 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 06:07

>>352 has a laugh that sounds like a cross between a hyena and a machine gun.

354 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 09:58

>>353 went deaf after hearing >>352 laugh.

355 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:10

>>354 is same person, a panda, and individualistic because oppai doesn't work, didn't 354get, etc.

356 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:14

>>354 went blind after fapping to >>353's post

357 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:16

>>356 missed his target

358 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:48

>>357 caught cancer after fisting his own prostate.

359 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:57

>>358 doesn't understand shit about the zodiac

360 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 11:06

>>359's starsign is 'A-poo-rius', or possible, 'Taurus the Poo'

361 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 11:14

>>360 insists on having an identity on this BBS, because he thinks it makes him so much cooler, and pretty soon will be demanding an avatar.

362 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 11:36

>>361 doesn't realize they go away after a while.

363 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:20

>>362 will unfortunately stink up the place for a while yet.

364 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:37

>>363 has tainted this place forever

365 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 12:39

>>364 has not never tainted this place.

366 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:46

>>365 has tainted love

367 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 14:21

>>366 loves his taint

368 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 14:52

>>367 has a teddy bear tattoo on his taint

369 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:51

>>368 does not have enough taint

370 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:57

Any similarity between >>369 and a human is purely coincidental!

371 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:58

Anyone who told >>370 to be herself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are >>370's parents siblings?
As an outsider, what does >>370 think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all >>370 needs is a partner.
Calling >>370 stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did >>370's parents ever ask >>370 to run away from home?
Does >>370 ever wonder what life would be like if >>370'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Does >>370 want people to accept >>370 as >>370 is or does >>370 want them to like you?
Doesn't >>370 have a terribly empty feeling - in >>370's skull?
Does >>370 still love nature, despite what it did to >>370?

372 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:58

Doesn't >>371 need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but >>371 abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything >>371 knows. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Has >>371 considered suing >>371's brains for non-support?
>>371 has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
>>371 is living proof that man can live without a brain!
>>371 is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
>>371's not stupid; >>371's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 25 cents. Call all >>371's friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What is >>371?
How did >>371 get here? Did someone leave >>371's cage open?
I'd like to see things from >>371's point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

373 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 19:29

>>371 & >>372 are too cowardly to insult directly, preferring leading questions.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 20:28

>>373 wouldn't recognize copypasta if it bit him on the arse

375 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 22:27

>>374 is woefully ignorant of 4ch terminology. Kopipe motherfucker, ever heard of it?

376 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 23:06

>>375は、「です」や「ます」を言うからワパニズだ。

377 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:37

>>376 likes to say ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです but forgot that Souseiseki always ends sentences with desu and doesn't start them off with desu.

378 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:44

>>377 donkey balls sucks desu

379 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 01:05

>>378 is a recovering donkey ball sucker

380 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:17

>>379 hasn't even realized he has a problem yet

381 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 04:28

>>380 watches Dr. Phil.

382 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 06:49

>>381 likes to pretend he's Dr. Phil.

383 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:33

test

384 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:40

>>383 needs to decide whether he wants to be right, or whether he wants to be happy.

385 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 11:21

>>384 stays miserable either way

386 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:08

>>385 is miserable on an entirely different level than that of >>384

387 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:17

>>386 would be miserable even in heaven

388 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:26

>>387 sage posts just to be in heaven

389 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 18:23

>>388 will be smote by our lord savior Jesus Christ, cast down in hell by our Father who art in Heaven and impregnated by the Holy Ghost.

390 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:14

smitten

391 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:21

daily sage

392 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:24

>>391 sucks the same way, every day

393 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:16

>>392 sucks in a myriad of ways and surpasses >>391. You're still a cocksucker though, bitch.

394 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:45

>>393 has experienced firsthand each and every one of >>392's ways of sucking.

395 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:48

HELLO? DID I FOLLOW THE LINK TO GAIAONLINE?

396 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:54

>>395 is a gaiafag.

397 Name: Thread Savior!.1aCka5H7U : 1993-09-4898 01:49

>>396 shall be smitten for making this thread more shitty than it already was!

398 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 02:50

>>397 can't find Ctrl+S on his keyboard

399 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:16

>>398 can't find Windows+L on his keyboard

400 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:38

>>399 can't find his ass with both hands operating an electronic ass-finding machine.

401 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:41

>>400 is the inventor of the electronic ass-finding machine.

402 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:42

>>401 would have a use for an electronic ass-finding machine, if you know what I mean.

403 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 09:38

>>402 has to make uncomplicated things sound complicated.

404 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:20

>>403 has an eerily efficient donkey-sense

405 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 17:05

>>404
Is jealous because he can never find any donkeys.

406 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 18:10

>>405 is a jackass

407 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 21:53

>>406 plugs the donkey, when he should be spanking the monkey.

408 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 23:51

>>407 needs to plug his donkey to the wall before it'll work

409 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 09:00

>>408 electrocuted his donkey.

410 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:06

>>409 donkey punched his donkey

411 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:13

>>410 was >>409 's donkey

412 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:30

>>411 came up with a crappy game called Donkey Pong. Nintendo laughed all the way to the bank when they relased Donkey Kong.

413 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 16:16

>>412 pongs

414 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 17:09

( ´ω`) excuse me, where was my thread again?

415 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 18:01

>>414 lost his threads, to the chagrin of onlookers

416 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:03

>>415 lost his chagrins, to the dismay of onlookers

417 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:05

>>416 puts on a stupid Cha Cha grin when dancing.

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