>>425 craves for my indulgence
>>428 is so cocky he doesn't think he's fat.
>>432 has a fat cock in his henhouse, if you know what I mean
>>450's night ain't complete without some meat in the seat.
>>453 spreads around compliments like a brown nosed yes-man.
>>455 sherrifs shootings. Seriously, he's like a gun safety nazi.
>>457 shot the sheriff but failed to shoot the deputy.
>>458 claimed it was in self-defense, but no one believes that.
Sheriff John Brown always hated >>459, as did everyone else who met him.
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>>470 suffered a tragic mitten accident that resulted in his mittens being melted to his hands, and he has had to try to type like that ever since. Coping has been difficult, and his online friends rarely understand him anymore. Writing is slightly less difficult, and so he has become pen pals with some of them. He still returns to his computer to try using his favorite sites like the Channel4 BBS, and stays optimistic, despite the lack of apparent progress.
>>472 hasn't heard of fingerless mittens, the ignoramus
>>483 would like to have intercourse with an extraterrestrial
>>484 would like to have outercourse with an interterrestrial
>>487 wears a tent as it's the only thing that fits him
which is being enclosed by >>494's gripping tight asshole after a thorough rimming
>>500 hit sixty in the real world and still hasn't made a cent in RMT
>>501 didn't realize that the life level cap got raised to 70.
>>502 doesn't realize that nobody cares about MMORPG jokes.