ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 06:28

Hammer, don't hurt >>457-467

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:52

Hammer, please hurt >>468. A lot.

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 14:39

with ! !hi!
with @ @hi@
with # #hi#
with $ $hi$
with % %hi%
with ^ ^hi^
with * hi

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:29

>>470 suffered a tragic mitten accident that resulted in his mittens being melted to his hands, and he has had to try to type like that ever since. Coping has been difficult, and his online friends rarely understand him anymore. Writing is slightly less difficult, and so he has become pen pals with some of them. He still returns to his computer to try using his favorite sites like the Channel4 BBS, and stays optimistic, despite the lack of apparent progress.

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:42

>>471 is too busy critisizing poor >>470 to design a mitten-friendly keyboard.

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:56

>>472 hasn't heard of fingerless mittens, the ignoramus

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:10

>>473 can't afford fingerless mittens.

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:36

>>474

Is a fingerless mitten!

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:51

>>475's insults are incredibly tame

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 17:51

>>476's insults are incredibly lame

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 18:10

>>477's insults have no fame.

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 19:52

>>478's insults got no game, yo. Werd

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:03

>>479 is a playa hater

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 01:10

>>480 is a ʒ

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 01:26

>>481 is a Japanophile

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:53

>>482 is a xenophobe.

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 05:43

>>483 would like to have intercourse with an extraterrestrial

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 13:21

>>484 would like to have outercourse with an interterrestrial

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:17

>>485 is impotent

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:56

>>486 is in a tent

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 16:46

>>487 wears a tent as it's the only thing that fits him

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 21:34

>>488 eats >>487 for he is fat and >>487 the only thing that can satisfy his apetite.

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 22:26

>>489 is into food porn

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 23:01

>>490 has four 'real-foods' in his room, the twerp

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:10

>>491 has a foot fetish

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:18

>>482 has a fetish for those with a foot fetish

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:55

>>493 has a foot with a disgusting fetish.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 01:46

which is being enclosed by >>494's gripping tight asshole after a thorough rimming

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 01:54

>>495 has a sloppy arsehole after a through rimming.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 02:51

>>496 performed said rimming

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 05:57

>>497 knows from personal experience

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 20:48

>>498 wishes to gain more experience.

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:11

>>499 doesn't have enough experience to 500GET.

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:21

>>500 hit sixty in the real world and still hasn't made a cent in RMT

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:49

>>501 didn't realize that the life level cap got raised to 70.

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:27

>>502 doesn't realize that nobody cares about MMORPG jokes.

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:40

>>503
forgot how to sage

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:45

>>504 never knew how to sage.

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:52

>>505
ruined this thread

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 17:35

>>506 is a big fat butt

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 21:46

>>507 is the cigarette butt that I crush beneath my right foot.

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:04

>>508
butts into jew jokes all the time

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:05

>>508 is the forehead I put my cigarette butt out on.

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 01:43

>>509
Is a jew

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 01:57

>>511 is Ashkenazi.

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 02:18

>>512 wishes he was Ashkenazi.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 05:10

>>513 doesn't know who Ashkenazi is

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:20

>>513 Molests Ashkenazi on Chanukah.

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:21

>>515 molests Ukachan on Ashkenazi

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:30

>>516 Is a communist

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:38

>>517 is a capitalist.

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:55

>>518 is a catapilarist

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:25

>>519 eats caterpillars

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:31

>>520 masturbates on caterpillars

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 11:45

>>521 is the caterpillar

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 13:27

>>522 is the caterpillar which will never become a butterfly

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 13:29

>>523
is the caterpillar which will never become a moth.
moth ewww

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:01

>>524 wishes he was a construction crane instead

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:02

>>524 eats caterpillars

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:31

>>527 has 80 caterpillars in their rectum

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:43

>>526 is one of the caterpillars in >>527 's rectum

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 17:04

>>528 is in a caterpillars rectum.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:10

>>529 daisy-chains caterpillars via their anuses

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:57

>>530 constructed a Möbius strip that way once

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 20:41

>>531, like a Möbius strip, is completely one-sided.

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:42

like a m'o umlaut'bius strip? hah! retard.
>>532 once cut a moebius strip once and still doesn't get why he ended up with four sides and two locked rings. fool!

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:53

>>533 failed to realize that you can't spell "moebius" without M-O-E.

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 22:18

>>534 thinks MOE stands for MASTER OF EPIC.

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 22:46

>>535 thinks moe stands for something

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:22

>>536 stands for nothing.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:23

>>537 falls for anything.

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:33

>>538 fails anything

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:37

>>539 created a time paradox

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:57

>>540 is a Moebius blob

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 01:34

>>541 is a Moebius knob

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 02:28

>>540, >>541, >>542 are time paradox quality

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:22

>>543 is DQN quality, and that's NOT a compliment

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:29

>>544 is simply QUALITY

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:33

>>545 doesn't know how to insult people.

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 04:02

>>546 is MUSASHI

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 05:25

>>547 is JISAKU JIEN

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 05:51

>>548 is a FACEHEAD

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 08:24

>>549 is a FOOTSTOOL

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 09:19

>>550 is a STOOL

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:15

>>551 is a STOOL SAMPLE

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:18

>>551 confused a TOADSTOOL with a champignon

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:17

>>553 confused >>551 with >>552.

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 16:29

>>554 confused >>554 with >>555.

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:17

>>555 makes unoriginal insults

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:36

>>556 is hurt by them regardless

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:42

>>557 is delusional

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:53

>>558 is a Panda

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 18:02

>>558 is an illusion

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:20

>>560 is ill.

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:33

>>561 is insane in the membrain

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:49

>>562 is a member of Insane Brain

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 22:40

>>563 is a member of Insane Clown Posse

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 01:06

>>564 is a proud member of the society of CLOWN

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:58

>>565 ()☝ FGSFDS

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 12:39

>>566 dsfargeg

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