>>507 is the cigarette butt that I crush beneath my right foot.
>>522 is the caterpillar which will never become a butterfly
>>523
is the caterpillar which will never become a moth.
moth ewww
>>531, like a Möbius strip, is completely one-sided.
like a m'o umlaut'bius strip? hah! retard.
>>532 once cut a moebius strip once and still doesn't get why he ended up with four sides and two locked rings. fool!
>>533 failed to realize that you can't spell "moebius" without M-O-E.
>>567 is found by the Elitist Superstructure to be distasteful.
>>568 couldn't find his Elitist Superstructure with both hands
>>569 has only one hand, but the other hand is actually a foot that has hands for toes not just fingers, but actually hands needless to say it's pretty strange.
>>575 was banned from the GDR for being an imperialist agitator.
>>577 was banned from FDR for causing polio.
>>594 gave head to passing hobos behind the headboard factory when bored
>>595 now sells headboard factory postcards at the headboard factory souvenirs store because he could never remember his text when he used to give tours of the headboard factory.
>>597 has a stretched joke after trying to expand the practice of 'bottling'
>>598 is Stretch Marx, the basketball-playing Marx Brother. And he doesn't even know that he's in the wrong thread.